Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Nationality: Hungarian
Orientation: Straight
Smoking: No
Has Tattoos: No
Has Piercings: No
£80 1h
close to the Star Bar in Southside • Incall
Comms all good, via text, close to the Star Bar in Southside. Text to advise which floor to go up to, Easy enough.
A little chunkier for sure. Im not massively into the tiny tits. For me she has put on a bit of timber.
Now I saw Carla a good few years ago before I was on here, she did have a decent wee body back then, toned ass and stomach…however I didn’t find that to be the case this time. A little chunkier for sure. And I’d agree that she can be a little frosty, barely spoke other than pretty abrupt ‘shoes off’, ‘how long’ ‘put clothes there’ - that was basically it. I did see a little pattern there that she’s a bit ‘guarded’ at first, but when it’s all over with - the chat is flowing and she’s quite sweet and friendly. Not sure if it’s nerves or it’s that trick the waiters use where they are arseholes the entire time until the end when it’s time to leave a lasting good impression for a tip 😁 Massage with hands is great, nice and relaxing, but like someone else said, I’m also not that into the b2b from her, find it quite unremarkable. Flipped over she starts playing with your cock, does a little kneading, thumb massage thing, and makes some eye contact with little smiles. I’ll be honest though, at that point I was kinda losing interest. Not much touching attempted by me, she moves to the side and does the necessary.
Pros: Great, relaxing massage with hands. Got wanked off 🤷 Cons: Could be a little awkward. Im not massively into the tiny tits. For me she has put on a bit of timber. It scrapes a positive as the massage part was ok and I shot my load, what’s to moan about. I wouldn’t return though.
£60 30m
Glasgow, close to the infamous Star Bar • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Booked via text for a couple of hours later. Very easy comms.
Her flat is immaculate - can see she’s pumped money into it, and she appears to like to keep it that way. Shoes off in the door, and after a quick visit to the bathroom I am in the room and stripped down. She stripped down to her underwear - can’t remember what she was wearing when she answered the door. Think a sporty top and a pair of joggies. The massage does happen on a bed - think this is important for some people, but I’m no fussed. She had towels laid down on it for me to lie on.
I found her really pretty. Athletic type body, small tits.
The massage was really good I thought. Leaning more towards the sensual side, but did put some pressure into some of it. She is on one side, moves to another, then down between your legs for the lower half. All very pleasant. She then must take the bra off and does a bit of btb. It’s OK, it’s not my favourite thing in the world to be honest, rather the hands. She then asks me to turn and she massages the chest and legs, swiping a few times on the upper thigh. She then lubes up the old boy and does some massaging of that. It felt great, she knows what she’s doing here. She then moves around to the side after five mins or so of that for a proper hj finish. Confirmed she is OK with touching so played with her nipples mostly till the finish. She did keep her underwear on during it all, which I know is a deal breaker for some. Offered a shower, which I accepted, then I was out the door a happy man. No chat really during the massage apart from asking if I was enjoying it just after the turn over. Small bit of chat afterwards and before, I found her very pleasant, but you can tell she is more of a quiet type.
All in all an excellent massage and finish, and I am quite sure I’ll be returning.
£80 1h
Glasgow • Incall • Free parking
Accurate photos
Recommend
She has mixed reviews, but on the basis of a positive review from no less a Glasgow FBSM authority than Uncle Buck 👋 , I decided to go for it. Comms by text were fine, easy free parking outside. Slightly shady close but unthreatening.
The flat was nice...Slightly shady close but unthreatening.
Athletic build, tiny tits, quiet but welcoming enough. Started with her in sporty panties and bralet...had quite big hands, shoulders and feet, a slightly masculine (but attractive enough) face, small (hormone-induced?) tits and always keeps her pants on 🤔. Reassuringly petite, hippy and Adam's apple-free when she stood up...only slightly doubtful.
The flat was nice, Carla was as advertised. Athletic build, tiny tits, quiet but welcoming enough. Had agreed 1hr, two pops in advance (£80). Started with her in sporty panties and bralet, a decent HJ to start with lots of oil and a slow build up...nice thumb stimulation of the back of the sack. Was hushed in a very polite way during - sounded like a girl elsewhere in the flat, despite the fact that Carla left the door quite open. Cleaned up, then a decent massage with some fairly meh b2b on the back. No patter to speak of, but that's no biggie for me. Flipped over for round two, at which point it occurred to me "she" had quite big hands, shoulders and feet, a slightly masculine (but attractive enough) face, small (hormone-induced?) tits and always keeps her pants on 🤔. Testament to her technique that she milked a second load out despite my doubts. Reassuringly petite, hippy and Adam's apple-free when she stood up...only slightly doubtful.
Pleasant, good value double pop punt with decent massage.
If I’m paying £80 for 1 hour B2B I expect no pants on the girl as a bit of a rip-off otherwise in my humble opinion.
TBH, I'd say £80's pretty much the min going rate for 1hr FBSM these days, even for the fully clothed provider. B2B and two pops is decent value by my reading of the Glasgow situation.
I had a B2B with a Thai girl (review done) and she got fully nude (no pants) but the massage was crap.
I always ask in advance with regards B2B if they are fully nude specifying that no underwear that way there’s no hassle when I get there.
£80 1h
street • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
I text the day before and got a quick reply then again on the morning to confirm. She sent address through and when I was parked in street she sent me flat no.
There was work going on outside the shop on the corner but entry to flat is quiet and I'm sure there was hedges or something in front. Up the stairs. Usual stuff behind door. Into bedroom and massage table seemed a bit squashed in next to bed. Flat was dark.
I must say, I was very happy with Carla's body. If she had larger tits she'd be cracking. Great arse. She was naked except trainers. Oh, I wasn't staring at her face much because her wee figure is great but I didn't find her facially all that great. Just my opinion.
Decided no body to body as I like the feel of the touching rather than a body sliding up and down. Up the stairs. Usual stuff behind door. Into bedroom and massage table seemed a bit squashed in next to bed. Flat was dark but once in the bedroom I was told to get naked and not to touch myself. She started stripping off and I must say, I was very happy with Carla's body. If she had larger tits she'd be cracking. Great arse. I don't really have anything different to ad to previous reviews. Except she was chatty and friendly with me. No moody or grumpiness. She was naked except trainers and very happy for me to stroke her legs and bum the whole time. I was using the back of my hand to rub into her little pubic tuft but didn't try anything more. Her massage was nice without being overly great. Just gentle rubbing. Not exactly professional. She didn't really give many cheeky reach unders either. A few gentle cc swipes but I prefer a bit more. Finish was decent enough. She didn't make eye contact but stared at my cock and balls as she finished me off. This might sound weird but this turned me on quite a bit as some girls just look at the wall or stare into space and it really annoys me. Cleaned up and a chat about some neighbourly dispute she was having and away I went. Think I was about 2 mins over.
Was a positive. Her smooth legs and bum are great to stroke as she massages you and she was chatty but not overly. I don't get out anywhere near as much as I'd like but this was a good hour. If I've missed anything, let me know.
She has a massage table now? Anytime I’ve been it’s always just been on the bed.
Same when I have been a few times.
No hedges at front of flat. It’s a main rd.
No trainers - only panties.
No touching her pubic area.
🤔
Reading past reviews, nothing mentioned about her ever getting naked 🤔
I'm now doubting myself but I'm sure it was her. I'm hoping I've not got mixed up with my reviews. The main entrance to the flats was lying open. Smelt of hash going in. Next door to a shop. Into her flat and her bedroom was into the left. She asked me to watch my step as I entered her bedroom door but wasn't sure if there was a step up or maybe loose carpet. Bed was in middle of the room and the massage table was kinda squashed between the bed and the wall. She couldn't really move freely around the table. If this is ringing any bells for anyone, please jump in and let me know. I don't punt much and she's the only massage I've had this year. Trawled through my phone to find old communication with her but don't have any??
£80 1h
south side (near the end of the old A77) • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Seen Carla a couple of times recently.
Flat is clean and tidy, decent shower, fresh towels.
I find Carla really nice looking, with a great body (but unfortunately no tits on her). The way she moves her body while rubbing my legs and torso gets me going, she looks at your balls and cock while playing with them as if she really enjoys what she is doing, no rushing, and a decent amount of oil.
The massage is not a proper massage but starts off with me on my front, nice firm, slow rub down more than anything but I like it, not too much teasing around the arse and balls, but the occasional light touch. Then body to body before turning over. For me the first part is actually relaxing more than arousing, but once on my back I quickly get turned on. You know the ending is coming when she moves her body so that you can get a feel of her arse (she keeps her underwear on) and tits, nice slow strokes and very satisfying. Clean up, shower and chat before leaving.
There has been a previous review about her having a "surly" attitude, but I don't get that at all. I always find her very pleasant, but each to their own I suppose. Japanese - demure? Italian - Feisty? Hungarian - surly? Anyway, she's my go to for a massage and happy ending.... and I'll probably be back soon!
Met on
£80 1h
Glasgow • Incall • Parking available
Do not recommend
Thought I would add my tupenceworth in to the recent reviews of Carla. See below
a tenement in Glasgow, her flat is first floor. The tenement itself is grubby but as others have said her flat is nice and clean, the bathroom and shower were spotless, I enjoyed the shower at the start of our meet. There is plenty parking around, a large garage opposite where loads of cars are parked up and the area is busy enough so felt safe and discreet.
Carla is a slim Hungarian girl, age is accurate I would say. I thought she was attractive, not stunning, but well presented, a solid 7.5 or 8 out of 10. Great figure and lovely ass, although if you’re a boob man then she probably won’t be for you as her breasts are small although all in proportion and naturally looks right on her frame. She is very stand-offish when you are in room with her getting undressed she lets you know exactly where to put your clothes etc, stand here don’t go there. Not relaxed I found this a bit tense to start with.
massage on bed, 3/4 of the meet back and legs massage, sensual technique, not a proper massage really, but very pleasant, few swipes here and there, but not enough if my opinion to build things up a bit more. Bit of B2B, but as previous reviews suggest she doesn’t have the best tools for this given her small breast size. Turned over for the finish and she is to the side of you and kind of faces away from you, so her ass is right in front of you, which is great ass you can really have a good feel whilst she is carrying out the HE. I found her technique a bit lacking here. A bit mechanical and not really what I was hoping for. Some of the other FBSM providers are far more skilled at this in my opinion That’s why it’s a neutral for me. Would have preferred massage on a proper table. I think she may warm up a bit if you were a regular but absolutely no hint of any additional services on the cards.
Have not returned, I may, as a plan B or C but won’t be rushing back
£80 1h
Glasgow • Incall • Free parking
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
All via text, quick and clear replies. Usual postcode, then full address when in area.
As has been said elsewhere, not particularly nice area or close, but plenty of onstreet parking in the area and the flat itself is surprisingly nice once you go through the broken front door and climb the grimy steps.
Nice enough looking face, wouldn't give a second glance on the street. Amazing and toned body, great butt. Disappointingly small tits, camouflaged well on profile and real life with well-designed photos and padded bra. Age seems correct.
Bed massage, unexpectedly good massage. She asks what level of firmness you want, and I do get the impression she's had some formal massage training. The normal part of the message isn't particularly sexy - I haven't gotten much in the way of cc swipes/etc. At some point while I'm on stomach she removes her top (only) and does an OK b2b massage, and then asks me to turn over for more b2b massage on front. I'm not generally a huge fan of b2b massages anyway, and I think they only work when the lady has large tits, which as mentioned Carla doesn't. So the b2b part for me at least is distinctly average. What makes the experience an overall positive is her handjob technique. Excellent, starting off slow and tons of eye contact and mixing of strokes - really gives the "worshipping your dick" vibe during hj. Touching of tits and ass allowed, although (at least for me) nowhere else is allowed. Shower offered and accepted afterwards, in a clean and well-appointed shower. Overall, it was good massage with a great happy ending.
Overall, it was good massage with a great happy ending. Have returned, will do so again.
> WorldExplorer on March 16, 2021, 07:59:57 am:
> Disappointingly small tits, camouflaged well on profile and real life with
> well-designed photos and padded bra.
Her profile photos seem pretty honest to me. There's even one of her in a back see-thru bra that shows her small boobs pretty well.
Only thing that's putting me off is the bed for massage. If you're going to advertise as a masseuse, at least buy a proper table - beds just give me neck ache.
Thanks for the review. 👍
£80 50m
main road • Incall
Do not recommend
Comms good
flat on main road, close didnt smell nice (dont know why I remembered that) fkat was nice, clean comfortable.
Looks wise not my type and wouldnt notice on street. Body, toned, flat chested.
Hour for 80, turned out to be about 50 mins including shower at end. Massage on bed. The massage was above average. Plenty of swipes, turned over and a bit of teasing and moved onto main event. Gentle stroking and a two hand technique. Shot my load and cleaned up.
Overall underwhelmed.
Are you saying she doesn't look like her pics?
No im not saying that. The pics are flattering her body is toned which is a plus. Face with no makeup not great and no boobs.
How was her attitude?
A few folk have described her as surly or very tired/overworked.
I certainly wouldn’t say that Boinky. I found her to be attractive, sexy, friendly and a good SP.
Cheers UB.
She's had a few profiles IIRC and some of them had average reviews about her being either overworked or a bit tetchy, probably caused by overwork.
I could be mistaken, but I seem to remember she was one of the Hungarian touring mob that were doing the rounds and had, overall, very average reviews, but she seems to have stayed put.
Again, I may be mistaken.
£80 1h
just south of the river • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
After a hectic weekend, I decided I wanted just an easy meet of a massage and HR. Searched on website and on reviews and Carla looked ideal. Comms were easy enough via text messages the day before with confirmation a few hours on morning of meet. Traffic was a nightmare but she was fine with delaying 30minutes. I don’t think she handles her own comms because I said thanks for delaying the meet but she didn’t know what I was on about, perhaps lost in translation.
Flat is located just south of the river, entrance stairwell is not great but the flat itself is really nice.
Carla is definitely the girl in pics, very sexy body, soft and tanned skin. Hungarian. Hot.
I had requested to cum twice and she was fine with this. Asked to lay down and she began with working my cock and balls with light touches and moves which turned into a full on hand relief. Fabulous. Cleaned me up and then I turned over onto front and the real massage began. She is skilled and I was enjoying her technique. Nice cc wipes now and then. Lots of oil which might put some off. She removed her bra and started body to body. I was itching to get going again and eventually she whispered for me to turn over. This time it was a lot more teasing, gentle and subtle. Took me in both hands and worked out the second load which felt incredible. Shower was offered (bathroom was top notch) and after a quick thank you chat I was back outside. Touching was allowed throughout but underwear remained on. Lovely tits.
Very similar experience to recent reviews. Overall I was happy with my choice, I would recommend and I would also return.
Looks good. Is there any chance of extras eg fucking?
Was this visit recently?
Carla's profile has been saying "COMING BACK SOON" for a wee while
Zag - I doubt it but I did not ask.
3372 - Meet was about 2-3weeks ago
£80 1h
Eglinton Toll area • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
The flat was fine, comfortable, clean and warm.
SP - definitely the girl in her profile. Slim, attractive and age about right. Good English with Eastern European accent.
Carla opened the door wearing leggings and a vest top. Shown into bedroom and asked to make myself comfortable. Handed over paperwork and both got undressed. Initially she kept underwear on. About half way through the massage her bra came off. Lay face down, a little bit of chat, sensual massage mostly on back and shoulders, moving to legs and ass. Do not recall any cc swipes but it was pleasant. About 30 minutes in, the bra came off, oiled herself and the body to body commenced.... it was fine but if I’m honest, body to body is never as good as I think it’s going to be. The thought is always moe exciting. Anyway, touching is allowed but not down below. Small tits but stunners with great nipples. The massage continued on the front but there wasn’t much teasing of cock etc until the last 10 minutes. Oiled up and HE was very good.
Conclusion - attractive, friendly SP that I would return to see but probably because there’s not many alternatives out there. It’s a positive simply because I enjoyed my hour.
Added deleted profile for indexing.
I've been tempted but noticed she's a very mixed bag which put me off. I think she is or was part of the Hungarian touring massage mob, whiich again, had a very mixed bag of reviews.
Mixed bag in what way?
For her
Positives - 6, Neutrals - 3, Negatives - 3.
Very inconsistent.
The group itself was the same, a very mixed bag of reviews.
Thanks for the review , probably when I get back north of the border , all the good ones will be gone, but I will keep my eye on this one 👋
Good review thanks. I visited a couple of weeks back and this pretty much mirrors my experience. I would add that she has a great figure, lovely legs and a nice ass. Shame she doesn’t take her pants off. The massage and ending itself is quite sensual but misses that mind blowing factor that we all seek. I would say she’s always a solid and safe plan B.
Agree 100%.
Thanks for that rowlock, helpful review.