Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Brazilian
Orientation: Straight
£40 15m
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
I was in the area and had a bit of unexpected spare time. So, I did a quick website search and this lady came up. Close, well priced, nice pics/services advertised. I'm always a bit suspicious when you get in touch and they're free, without question. But sometimes you're just lucky. She responded saying she was free (in about an hour and half, when I wanted to visit), and later on she gave me directions. So far, so good.
A grotty and really dark entrance hall and stairway. Several flights of stairs ascended. Things didn't improve. Had the feel of a crack den or something.
The girl was clearly not South American. Probably Eastern European. However, she looked to have pretty good assets (not unlike the WG advertised), so I decided to stick around.
As soon as I arrived, things started to go south. First, the place. A grotty and really dark entrance hall and stairway. Several flights of stairs ascended. Things didn't improve. Had the feel of a crack den or something. Knocked on the door and the usual behind the door peek and welcome. As soon as I was in, though, I could see this was a bait and switch. The girl was clearly not South American. Probably Eastern European. However, she looked to have pretty good assets (not unlike the WG advertised), so I decided to stick around. Mistake.
I could not recommend this girl at all. I was significantly out of pocket, my dick was sore from the vigorous hand job I'd gotten, and I hadn't got any of the benefits I'd paid for (tits and cunt). I've had some bad experiences in the past, but this was the worst by a long distance. AVOID AT ALL COSTS
£70 30m
Flat off the seafront • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
All good. Pretty straight forward. Does them herself it would seem.
Flat off the seafront. Fit for purpose.
Nice enough but definitely a Bait & Switch. Not Brazilian. I’m gonna say EE. Nothing like the profile pic either. Big tits by definitely a much larger girl. I’m gonna say size 14-16. I wouldn’t say she was fat as she had a decent shape and proportions were decent but definitely no a slim Brazilian. More a chunky EE pawg so even though it was a bait and switch, in my head I was thinking, this could just about work out.
She was a nice enough girl but basically wanted to get me in and out as quickly as possible. No shower offered. No kissing or foreplay at all really. Took the cash, came back and asked me to lie down which I did. She straight away decided she was gonna try and make this a swift blow & go. Wanked me off for like 5 seconds, then put the dom and proceed to start giving an ok covered BJ. About 10 secs later she was wanking me off, making fake noises and giving it the ole’ cum for me baby, cum for me you naughty boy treatment. It was so fake and mechanical, I had to laugh and I feel like even she was laughing a bit. She quickly figured out I wasn’t gonna be a quick in and out guy and started to get kinda impatient so at this stage I just wanted cum and leave. She did have a nice par of tits but when I tried to grab them she wouldn’t really let me get at them properly and said don’t touch the nipples 🤦
She was a bit of a pawg so I figured doggie would get the job done. Asked if I could fuck her and she basically tried to ignore me twice. After she realised I wasn’t gonna cum from the BJ she basically gave in with scowl saying now you wanna fuck me after fucking my mouth for so long. At this point I was thinking this is why I don’t like punting most EE girls. Always a dead vibe for me.
Anyways when she finally gave in, she lubed up, got into doggy and basically held the base of my cock so I wouldn’t go to deep. This is annoying cuz I’m not a big guy. She just didn’t want to take a proper beat. Fortunately she did look good in that position and after a few mins in doggy, I came in the bag. She gave me some wet wipes, I cleaned up and left.
I guess this was your standard mechanical pump and dump which is not my usual vibe. I wont return.
Man oh man, I wish I'd read this before visiting her recently. I was in Brighton unexpectedly so did a quick search. She was close and a good price. I'll do a review at some point, but everything you said is true. B&S (prob Eastern European, as you say). Started charging me for basic "extras." And wouldn't let me touch her nipples. Worst punt I've ever had!!
£70 25m
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Couldnt see any previous history on this one, and I have a weak spot for the latinos so TOFTT.
I'd say early 40s, particularly in the face which is not as clear skinned or youthful as the pictures make out. Her rack is tremedous though! Very firm (couldn't decide whether there were some work there or not) and plentiful. She does have a lovely figure, but age means there are little signs here and there of sag, but not off-putting by any means.
The OWO wasn't anything to write home about, was quite disappointed given how she's promoted it on her page. For a 30min meet she spent roughly 3-5mins on the owo before she decided to lie beside me for some more kissing. Kissing started light and grew to some FK but not that deep to be honest. By 10 minute mark she was riding on top, shortly followed by missionary, and then finished in doggy.
Overall I think its unfair to rate this any lower than a Neutral, did the job, didn't feel cheated as she was very friendly and seemed to genuinely have a good time without clock watching. I was in and out inside 25 minutes (including shower), so probably better for the 15min punt than 30mins. £70 felt high in retrospect but you live and learn 🤷
2 negatives and 1 neutral, definitely 1 to avoid at all cost. Thanks OP 👋
What a fucking nightmare of a punt and to ask an extra 20 to suck her tits. Thank goodness we have here and warn our fellow punters.
Thanks for the review OP and better luck next time 👋
Bad luck to the OP.
She's been on my hot list for ages since I moved. Now deleted. Thanks fella.