Age: 40-44
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4"
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Bra Cup Size: B
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Body Type: Average
Smoking: Socially
Has Tattoos: Yes
Has Piercings: Yes
£110 1h
Carlisle • Incall • Parking available
Recommend
Would repeat
£110 for 1 hour incl Anal. Visit within the last 3 months however I have seen Emma 4 times in total since early 2022. Didn't review previously as initial visits involved some quite specific role-play which would have been difficult to describe without outing myself should she happen to read the forum.
Before I get to my latest visit, I'll give a quick summary of earlier visits. Hopefully that's acceptable and within forum rules.
I drive past Carlisle a couple of times most months and in those heady post lockdown months early last year I was keen to make up for lost time. I'd had my eye on Emma for a while as I liked the sound of her profile. PG pics don't give much away but she seemed pretty naughty so hit her up by txt per profile as I was setting off south one evening, no reply so called and left her a voicemail. She replied shortly thereafter and we arranged a 1 hour late night meet. Agreeable to an outfit request and we had an enjoyable time - she likes a good spanking and gets right into the role play. She'd clearly had a few drinks and was also on strong painkillers so was quite "merry" but not completely off her face.
2nd visit the next month was even better; again late night with a very detailed role play which built up to an unplanned anal finish - very hot! Sadly I had to cut this visit short mid-punt as I noticed a couple of missed calls from the wife.
3rd visit was towards the end of 2022 and was late afternoon as I headed north. This one didn't go quite so well; went for more of a GFE style punt and it lacked the magic of my previous visits. Emma seemed a bit checked out and much more business like than previously and came dangerously close to rushing me out the door about 15 minutes early - took a bit of persuasion to accept that I had some time left and wanted to go for a 2nd round. Left a fairly bad taste in my mouth and strongly considered blacklisting her and I took my business elsewhere for a while but eventually the lack of good options in the area wore me down and I tried again. Few failed attempts as her comms are pretty flaky.
4th and most recent visit:
Was driving north late afternoon a few months back and had been led down the night before in Newcastle. Was in the mood for a good anal fuck so thought I'd give Emma a try, determined to pass her by if anal wasn't on the menu. Exchanged a few texts as she confirmed that she had seen me before, we'd done anal before and I wasn't overly big downstairs. Game on.
Top floor flat, stairs only. Decent shower which I have used both before and after most punts, but does come off your time. Partner has been in the flat on at least the most recent occasion, possibly others.
Emma has always been up for some proper DFK and her tits are a small but pert handful. Wee bit of a belly on her these days but I didn't find it offputting. Age on website maybe a bit generous. Facially she's 5/10 on a good day but her personality and subbyness more than makes up for it.
As others have noted, parking is pretty good and her flat is relatively easy to find. She will talk you through it if required. Top floor flat, stairs only. Greeted at the door like an old friend, so off to a good start. Continued in that vein with some role play based on me working away for long periods and being back in town. Lots of dirty talk about what she had been up to while I was away, with some moderate spanking thrown in to emphasis the point. Emma has always been up for some proper DFK and her tits are a small but pert handful. Wee bit of a belly on her these days but I didn't find it offputting. Long spell of RO before moving on to fuck her pussy in mish for a bit to warm up for the main event. Lubed up her arsehole and fingered her for a bit to loosen things up before entering, still with Emma on her back and enjoyed a slow, deep anal fuck for about 10 minutes before I couldn't hold any longer and finished in the bag. Bit coy afterwards out of fear that there was some mess on the condom but only lasted a few moments before she was back in the room. Caught up for a while before round two which was some lovely OWO before moving on to HJ but I was hard enough to fuck her again so fucked her pussy in doggy until I came a 2nd time. Quick shower and on the road with some more happy memories in the bank.
Some general observations from across all my visits.
Likes a drink!
Decent shower which I have used both before and after most punts, but does come off your time.
Partner has been in the flat on at least the most recent occasion, possibly others.
Enjoys RO but won't fully open her legs, clamps your head - possibly over sensitive?
OWO good but always cuts it short, has claimed on more than one occasion that her jaw gets sore.
Age on website maybe a bit generous. Facially she's 5/10 on a good day but her personality and subbyness more than makes up for it
She honours her old hourly price of £110 for regulars but on the most recent visit I paid £120 as I only had twenties on me. Not her fault so recorded above as £110.
Very positive on recent visit however if I was ranking over all my visits it would be neutral leaning towards positive.
£80 30m
Carlisle • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
After a bit if two-ing and fro-ing for a while, eventually got to see 'Emma' recently at her flat in Carlisle. Initial comms were done over text and all great - she admits herself that she can be a bit scatty with replies but was all fine with me. Clear, easy instructions on where to go/park then a quick call once parked up and she stayed on the phone until i was in the building and on my way up the stairs - probably one of the easiest, most hassle free entries to see a girl in my 'career' so far.
her flat in Carlisle
She's deffo the girl in the pics but has put on a bit of weight and has quite a tummy now (to be honest, i actually thought she was pregnant to start off with) but she's got a cracking pair of 'small but jiggly' tits, a nice smile and a very pleasant attitude. Facially she's ok and has a bit of an 'alt look' with a couple of piercings and tattoos - nothing too major though. Also, if you like your girls perfecrly smooth she won't be for your liking, she's not 70's porn star hairy by a long stretch but is by nomeans fully shaved either (it didn't bother me plus I knew in advance what to expect).
Emma was waiting with the door open for me once I climbed the stairs and welcomed me with a lovely kiss. Punting tokens out of the way, what followed was a lovely half hour of OWO, RO, 69 then a rain jacket on and a fair few positions with a finish from behind. Nothing seemed to much of a bother for her and she seemed to be enjoying herself as much as me. A bit of general chit chat afterwards with the clean up and out the door slightly over time in fact.
Overall a decent punt with a very friendly girl. Would I return? Probably yes... if I can get days/times to match up right!
Thanks for your review. I've been watching her since she first started, years ago. But whenever I've been available, there has always been someone else who appealed to me more, so I never saw her.
I thought your comment "has put on a bit of weight and has quite a tummy now (to be honest, i actually thought she was pregnant to start off with)" was hilarious. She's probably a missed opportunity for me, I think I'd have enjoyed her more 6-7 years ago when she was likely a bit slimmer.
I do have my eye on a couple of Carlisle regulars at the moment, just need the right opportunity.
Thanks for the review. I've considered her a few times but it hasn't happened for whatever reason. Will probably give her a miss if she's got pubes and if she's quite big.
£70 30m
outskirts of the city • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Emma is very welcoming and communications were good via phone. She does not look at emails that often though.
Emma is based on the outskirts of the city with good parking at a food supoerstore nearby. Ahe has a nice clean flat which is obviously her home.
Her description and age on the website are correct, mid thirties with a firm figure and no signs of having kids. Emma is studying to be anurse so is an intelligent and chatty girl.
In the bedroom she has nice ingoieie and other outfits and plenty of toys that we can use on a future visit. Kissing and cuddles were good and she enjoyed attention down below. We had sex in various postions and I was well satisfied. She did not rush off afterwards as some girls but some post fuck cuddles and chat.
Good value and a good and safe location.
2h
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
replies may not be instantaneous but keep persisting.
No face pics but you wont be disappointed, otherwise her profile is very accurate so you can tell in advance if she is the girl for you, fabulous boobs.
Intelligent, caring, sexy, fabulous boobs, brilliant performer and a SoaD (google it) fan to boot. Does it get any better than this? I reckon it will, with each visit, cant wait until my funds build up sufficiently again.
Absolutely brilliant, been three times - two hours was not enough with this fabulous lady. 🎉 Took away my sorrow at my previous favourite retiring. I doubt she will appreciate aggressive or chauvinistic behaviour or attitude - so don't.
Bit fluffy this 'review' - almost as if she wrote it herself (or a friend) - reads more like a profile than a review.
Apologies in advance if I'm mistaken and thank you for the contribution (whoever wrote it).
Nope not a friend, just an escort I clicked with and gave me 3 great times of increasing duration. Like any person to person interaction some work from the off and some don't, escorts in my eye should not be robotic service providers, so don't just take my word for it. Not all of her reviews are 100% possitive.
I tried her once a few months ago and she was a nice enough girl but really did not make much effort in the bedroom. I would not return. Poor VFM
OK more detailed objective review.
Cumbria doesn't offer much, well not much population, and after looking at a lot of profiles I went for girrrl next door aka Emma. I was looking for an Escort I could build a relationship and Carlisle is convenient as I quite often visit the area for business.
I took a risk on there being no face pic but reviews didn't say anything to put me off.
Communication was a bit slow to start with, but a text conversation was eventually established. Her flat is in a modernish block has ample safe parking nearby, about 15 mins walk from Station in a middling neighborhood. She had asked me to bring a bottle so I did. Emma was more or less as I expected physically, not a stunner but attractive enough, well upholstered but not fat and top boobs, middle sized and self supporting. Her flat was reasonable if a bit untidy, she does have a dog which may put some off.
We started with a drink and chat. Emma is a thoughtful and intelligent person but enough chat. The action was a bit tentative at first. The usual stuff, sexy massage developing into a good GFE session. Proper french kissing, a really good BJ and she seemed appreciative of receiving oral. She made it clear that CIM (advertised as being at descretion) was not allowed though. Emma admitted being nervous with new punters hence the bottle I presume
I tried for a second visit, but no reply. A few weeks later she did respond so I upped to 90 mins, and additional service of prostrate and CIM were supplied. As well as fucking we spent time listening to music (we have similar tastes) and chatting. A third visit, 2hrs, with both of us now very comfortable with each others company was an extremely satisfying experience.
Emma is exactly the sort of Escort I was looking for. She may not be to everyone s taste but I hope this review will help attract the type of punter that is looking for the same thing as me and not the disconnected wham bang thank you ma'am type of escort.
Carlisle • Incall
Do not recommend
Made first contact last weekend through website and received a reply next day giving me a mobile number to confirm details. Agreed day and time and agreed to contact nearer time (to be honest SP texts gave impression SP was very keen. and i as thinking i was on to a good thing). Received a text the day before to confirm i was still intending to call and i was advised to text 60 mins before intended punt for directions. As requested i texted 60 mins before arranged meet and no reply. Waited 20 mins and phoned number no reply (phone rang out to voicemail) waited to arranged time for punt and phoned again with same result. Sent further text to advise if i didnt hear from her in 10 mins i would make alternative arrangement. Several days later no contact.
luckily got a decent short notice punt without any hassle
Thanks for the review mate and highlighting this one, the area is notoriously shit for punting without timewasters 👋
Surprised it didn't happen - the profile has been active for some time - though not seen her myself.
Not good and very frustrating - thanks for the heads up.
Look forward to your successful plan b review
Cheers for the review, couple of red flags for me here with the likes and drink, and partner possible in the flat .. 😱
+1
I've watched her for years, but just never felt the desire to go and visit her.
Yeah, partner in the flat is no good. Plus I believe she is unshaved as well?
You'd be right in thinking that...
Can't comment on the partner bit though. She was alone when I saw her but it's a big red flag no no from now on if thats the case!
She had had the one photo on her profile for years. I went some years ago and it was certainly OK and parking was convenient. However having a partner there is not good.