Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Women
Nationality: Polish
Orientation: Straight
Near Hounslow Central Tube station • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Excellent
Nice, clean apartment.
Not a head tuner and is heavier than her pics suggest. Quite plan looking but not ugly. Size 14 I would suggest.
She met me outside her apartment as she claimed the concierge was a bit noisy etc. When I met her I was 50:50 gonna to walk but decided to go ahead as I had got the tube to Hounslow and had no plan B and only a small window of opportunity. I was offered a bottle of water which I accepted and was offered a shower (declined). Was asked to remove clothes and lie down on the massage table. Massage was ok. Not the best I've had but not the worst. I think she has a set routine and does deviate from it too much, for instance I asked her to pay attention to my thighs (twice) and I can't say she did this. Her massage was interspersed with very nice down unders and cc swipes. She knows what she is doing and I would say she is skilled. I felt my sap rising at least twice and she had to calm things down by saying "don't be so impatient" in a friendly way. She wore a camisole during the session and she revealed her tits and allowed me to have a good grope about half way duriing the session as did some b2b, which was a bit meh if I'm honest. I slide my hand between her legs and she didn't resist though skilfully moved position so I couldn't quite finger her. She's shaved. Maybe or maybe not more access would be granted on subsequent visits. After she massaged my back, shoulders and legs and the b2b, she spent about 15 mins worshipping my cock, including making me sit on the edge of the table and playing with my cock as she stood behind me. Lots of nipple play on me but tbh it does nothing for me. Finally she asked me to lie down on my back and expertly played with my balls and cock until I came. Felt good to be honest and I was playing and sucking with her tits during this period. After the session, I had a shower (nice shower room and well equipped). She uses a lot of baby oil btw. paid her as I was leaving and she walked me out through the maze of corridors.
Positive for service, but a low positive as she's not a head turner and she's heavier than pic suggest. Would I return: Probably not as I feel she has a routine and as nice as her routine is I might get bored with it. However, I can't rule it out If I'm honest. She said 80% of her customers are repeat customers so maybe she offers more access to them.
Hounslow Central • Incall
Do not recommend
Tried to get my first session after lock down in and thought I'd go with Patty as I read in another post that she was better than someone else who lives in the same building. Messaged to get a booking in for an hour on the same day which was confirmed. She tells me that her location is in Hounslow Central, but not exactly where. I get to Hounslow Central, and message her again to confirm the booking and she says yes in 5 minutes. Repeatedly asked for where exactly I needed to go in Hounslow Central, and she comes back with 'Have you read my profile and know the services that I do'. Said yes I have, and where do I need to go. Then get a text back saying "Sorry can't do today, try booking again another day"
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£80 1h
the hotel I was staying at • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Booked Patty for an hour for an in call visit to the hotel I was staying at. Paid £80 for the massage.
the hotel I was staying at
She was very unattractive and 4 times the size of the girl in the photos!
She was friendly and the massage ok however she was very unattractive and 4 times the size of the girl in the photos!
Be warned!
Another 1 post 1 review... is that the 2nd or 3rd of them in London alone today?
OP you are going to be treated quite rightly with suspicion. An hour long massage and basically no details for what the girl actually looked like, the massage itself other than it being okay, no details of what else was on offer/what you engaged in.
Chances we could figure out who the girl you actually saw was if you give us enough detail but with what you gave us it's basically useless.
The other review for her states that he got the WG in the photos by the way which adds to the suspicion.
1h
London • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
My rather lengthy search for a London masseuse without being fleeced at full-service rates for "tantra" culminated in something. Mostly as a result of off-hand recommendations in other threads, but I thought I'd give Patsy a try.
Comms were pretty rapid; an email the day before, then to texts to finalise. No messing about. The day arrived and she was on time.
She's definitely the girl in the photos, though perhaps they're older pics. She was a little larger, but by no means unattractive (and bigger boobs!). If you prefer size 6 and blonde, she's not that. Topped off with a friendly smile and easy manner from the off.
She didn't want to do paperwork at the start, but said she preferred to do it at the end. Fair enough, so we got started. She asked how long, I asked if happy beginning and happy ending was a possibility; she answered in the affirmative, so I plumped for an hour. A brief back massage with teasing, then I turned over for the first. An expertly delivered oily handjob, gentle at first and building in speed and intensity to the finish.
Then on to the proper massage, which was nice and firm. That went on for a bit mostly on my back, but everywhere got some attention. Closed with the body to body, feeling those big boobs sliding all over my back was great. At the tail end of it I sat up for a bit more body-to-body in a novel position, then lay down for the happy ending. Again skilfully done, I wasn't disappointed.
All in all, a thoroughly enjoyable experience.
Dante,
Thanks for your review; interesting niche of outcall only massage.
Read the reviews but might be of interest.
Dave
Sorry to bump an old thread, but has anyone got more recent intel on this one particularly re looks?
Thanks
I saw her years ago. Much heavier than pictures would indicate and pretty dull massage etc.
Looks profile has gone
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