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BritishBustyL

Guildford Town Centre - GU1 (see outcall areas in Details)
7 reviews
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4.110

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Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples, Groups

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: GG

Smoking: No

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.1/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

7/10

Met on

£150 30m

neighborhood • Incall • Parking available

Communications

Comms were not that great but I was keen on seeing her so I persevered. Arrangement was made the day before and on the day I arrived on time - parking not too hard to find within the neighborhood. On arrival I notified to which she replied to say she's running late. Tbh I was pissed off especially since we already texted to confirm time earlier that morning. I waited a good 25-30 mins before she was ready.

Venue

I got into her place.

Looks

She's 7/10 facially, pumped BJ lips felt good during OWO, massive ass (doctored of course) was awesome in doggy, Boobs are massive and well done. Oh, she's a lot shorter than expected but nevermind as her bolt ones make up for that.

The Meet

My frustration was erased as soon as I got into her place. She looks like a whore! Or like a filthy pornstar I should say. Damn! I paid up (£150 HH) and was led upstairs were action took place. She apologised for being late and promised to make it up to me - tbh I forgot her lateness long ago by this time, lol. A massage was offered which I took but it turned out to be rubbish. Then I flipped over for BJ (OWO of course). She gave a decent OWO while kneeling down in front of me. Plenty eye contact during OWO and a lot of spitting. I let her suck it for good 10 minutes. Next was time to fuck, so condom on and as I was getting set she asked if I could do a video of her in doggy using her phone. I agreed on the condition it will be discrete and she will send me the video so we did it. It was a great video (good 3-5 minutes) which I wanked to a couple of time afterwards. I'm wondering if the video was a way of making it up to me for being late as I her profile says filming is excluded from her rates. After doggy, I took her prone bone with us facing her wardrobe mirror. What a sight, she looked good under painful pleasure. I fucked for around 5 mins before I blasted.

Final Thoughts

In summary it was a solid punt. Would I revisit? Not sure as her price has recently gone up and at new rate I could punt a Brazilian pornstar maybe even for less, lol. I see she has a partner in crime so maybe as a duo I'll consider.

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Reviewed on

1/10

Marsh Wall • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Was ghosted by her on arrival. Waited 15 minutes, but no contact at all. Didn't get any text afterwards as well.

Venue

well known hotel on Marsh Wall

The Meet

Wast of time...

Final Thoughts

Wast of time...

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Reviewed on

6/10

£150 30m

House near Sainsbury's in Burpham • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Would repeat

Communications

Very good, messaged on the morning and agreed a lunchtime meet quickly. Was on time when I arrived at the postcode and responded with the house number.

Venue

House is very clean, no issues there.

Looks

As her pictures, good looking English PAWG, petite, small waist and massive natural tits. Very friendly, chatty and bubbly.

The Meet

Arrived at her house, not the most discreet and was left standing at the door a while, which she apologised for. Very pleased with what I saw. Taken to the bedroom, sorted out the money and took a shower. House is very clean, no issues there. Had an oily massage first which wasn't bad. Turned onto my back to start OWO, again, it was quite good, lots of spit and attention to balls, asked her to continue for a bit when she stopped after a few minutes, which she was happy to do. Then moved onto sex, started with cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl, then moved to doggy to finish. Her arse is fantastic and was able to give a good pounding for doggy, no complaints. I was able to then have a shower to remove the oil. I was a bit disappointed not to see much of or play with her tits. She has a lot of stretch marks on her belly so I'm assuming she's a bit conscious of these, as for cowgirl she didn't sit up and moved to reverse cowgirl quite quickly, also didn't see the front of her much while she was fully naked. The other annoying thing was the constant fake comments during sex like fill me up, fuck me deep etc etc....

Final Thoughts

Overall I would see her again if she was maybe £120 max, not for £150 though and this is the reason for the neutral.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£250 1h

Private house near Burpham • Incall

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Communications

Attracted initially by her best assets which are the huge natural tits, I like many others had some comms problems. She has a way of making things more complicated than they need to be and then is very apologetic afterwards. Anyway, eventually sorted out a meeting at her place near Guildford. Was kept waiting a short time before being given house number.

Venue

Private house near Burpham. We headed upstairs and I took a quick shower in a good quality bathroom, plenty of toiletries and clean towel provided.

Looks

Hot blonde, super-curvy, big-titted blonde english girl. When she opened the door I was impressed with her, not amazed or anything, but she is blonde, fit and has major curves which can make up for a whole load of sins for me. Age of late 20s seems about right. Pretty much as her pictures, so was happy enough.

The Meet

When she opened the door I was impressed with her, not amazed or anything, but she is blonde, fit and has major curves which can make up for a whole load of sins for me. Age of late 20s seems about right. Pretty much as her pictures, so was happy enough. She was very cheeful and welcoming so all good there too. We headed upstairs and I took a quick shower in a good quality bathroom, plenty of toiletries and clean towel provided. Once showered it was back into the bedroom and she basically insisted on a massage to start, which I didn't really want but dont like starting a meeting by arguing so agreed to it. It was perfectly fine but involved a lot of oil which seemed to go everywhere, which she then started worrying about it getting on the bedsheets etc. We had a bit of a kiss, which was pretty light and didn't amount to much beyond surface lip kissing. She then went down on me which was surprisingly disappointing. The BJ was quite toothy and not very deep, and as a result was average at best. I put my hands on her head as she was sucking which she didnt like and removed them. We then shagged in mish and doggy, during which she was a bit precious about how hard she was being fucked and didnt want any ass slapping etc. The sex itself was good and she did eventually get a bit more into it with me sucking her tits and nipples probably the highlight. I suggested tit-wank which again she didnt' seem keen on and did the bare minimum for a short time. I eventually nutted in mish, her pussy is nicely snug and she did feel good. Brief chat after which she did initiate round 2 to be fair, which was similar but a bit better than round 1.

Final Thoughts

Anyone can see from my previous reviews, I'm pretty forgiving. Overall, this one's a neutral. The comms, order of events, kissing, average bj and sensitivity to stuff were all minor individually but in combination added up to a slight let down. Positives are she's English, good looking, and does have fantastic massive natural tits. Maybe I caught her on an off day, or maybe she just didnt like me, not sure. Obviously YMMV. Wont be returning.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£100 30m

guildford • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Her comms are awful, agreed 1hr booking for 4.30pm, then later she agreed 7.30pm, then she messaged later to say sorry she can do 9pm

Looks

The girl has big boobs and a nice ass, ass is fake but looks good. Tits are big,

The Meet

When arriving at 9pm wanted 1hr booking for £200 (which she offered discounted), but then she said she only wanted to do 30 min and I paid £100 (discounted). The girl has big boobs and a nice ass, ass is fake but looks good. Tits are big, started with handjob and her using my toy on me. Then onto missionary. Did some reverse cowgirl, her pussy is good and I just wanted to nut, She's one of those girls where you have to nut early in first 10 mins and then get 2nd nut in from longer fucking later in the hr. But I only had 30 mins, so moved to doggy and couldn't get proper strokes in as I wanted to cum bad. Then onto oily titwank to completion. The titwank didn't feel that great as her boobs are so big and couldn't keep them really tight during titwank. Ended up nutting from titwank,

Final Thoughts

Wouldn't see her again though, overall £100 for 30 min isn't too bad.

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Reviewed on

£200 1h

about 10 min taxi from Guildford centre • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Decent comms, texted her on the day to arrange and gave me clear instructions of how to get to hers.

Venue

Very clean small house on a residential estate, with a nice shower/bathroom.

Looks

Pretty similar to her pictures, besides the airbrushed skin, well-tanned, filled lips, huge boobs and arse. Boobs are real, arse is enhanced, not implants, just fat redistribution and is very natural feeling with good jiggle! She's about 5'2 and a size 10-12, happily wore heels as requested, and also let me choose an outfit.

The Meet

Quick shower before beginning, Started off with her wearing a tight black dress with no bra (as requested) and grinding her huge ass against my cock, while I'm fondling her tits, they are massive, some of the biggest naturals on a non-bbw! Soft but not too saggy, in my book they are amazing. I got very hard, and she got on her knees, pulled down my boxers and started blowing me (owo) was pretty good although couldn't really deepthroat as I'm about 8", did give it a go though. Happily sucked my balls which made up for it IMO. After about 5 min of this, she oiled up her tits and gave me a titwank, which was one of the best I've received, disappearing between those big tits was pure bliss. Then on with the condom, bent her over the bed doggy, was keen for a good pounding, and that arse looked great from behind! Then onto her back with her legs in the air for some missionary. Finally, she rode me cowgirl for about 5 min with a good amount of enthusiasm until I popped. Light kissing throughout, I didn't want anything deeper. I didn't want a round 2, so stayed and chatted, playing with those boobs, with her sitting on my lap, then showered and left around the hour mark. She's very friendly and decent to talk to.

Final Thoughts

Overall I'm very happy, If you want natural tits that big on a girl who's not plus size, there aren't too many options so for me the price is fine. Didn't feel rushed so I'm glad I went for the hour.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£200 1h

close to the big Sainsbury's in burpham • Incall • Free parking

Do not recommend

Communications

Arranged by phone on the morning of the meet, confirmed over text.

Venue

She works out of her house, close to the big Sainsbury's in burpham. Lots of easy on street parking, but I reckon it would be hard to reach on public transport.

Looks

She was very heavily made up, had very obviously lip filler, and was just a bit short and dumpy. I much prefer a more natural look. She's very bubbly and welcoming though, and has a pair of absolutely huge natural boobs.

The Meet

I arrived on time and she kept me waiting about 15 mins before giving me her address. When I eventually got her address she met me at the door and first impressions were disappointing. She was very heavily made up, had very obviously lip filler, and was just a bit short and dumpy. I much prefer a more natural look. She's very bubbly and welcoming though, and has a pair of absolutely huge natural boobs. We went upstairs and she started with a massage, including some b2b action with those massive tits. From there it moved onto covered oral (my choice, I think she offers two too). The BJ was deep but pretty average, nothing especially memorable. After a while she asked me to fuck her. We went for doggy and she told me to go hard and fast, so it wasn't too long before I came. She suggested a shower but I asked for a time check and we still had about 20 mins left, so I asked for another massage. This felt nice, and I'd have struggled to cum again in the remaining time, but I don't think there was a round two on offer even if I'd wanted it. With 10 mins to go I jumped in the shower, which was hot and powerful with lots of toiletries and clean towels. I left probably a little under the hour mark.

Final Thoughts

Overall this was distinctly average, especially at the high price point. I didn't fancy her that much (although you might if you prefer heavy make up and lip filler), she kept me waiting at the start, the BJ was mediocre, and she wanted to rush things a bit. I prefer to go more slowly. On the plus side the massage was good, she has amazing boobs, and the sex was decent. She's also friendly and welcoming, and created a nice atmosphere. Personally I wouldn't go back at £200 an hour. Possibly I'd consider it at £150, but even then there are probably better options out there. She's not awful. But she's not especially good or memorable either.

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