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Sisi_Massage_Me

Fitzrovia - W1W
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Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 8st 0lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Ethnicity: Asian

Nationality: Chinese

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: B

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 30"

Body Type: Athletic

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Euston Station

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

1/10

£60 30m

Great Portland Street just off the Euston Road • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Stupidly didn't check the directory before meeting this one - I probably had in the past but slipped my mind and didn't have her on my blacklist. My plan A didnt work out so I thought I'd get a massage with a happy ending, maybe also get manscaped for an extra £10. Called the number on her profile which went to VM and received a text back straight away with a menu. Requested a 30 min massage with manscaping - total was given along with the postcode and time - booking was very easy but then it went downhill from here - she also said I had to be on time as she had another booking straight after.

Venue

Around a 4 min walk from Great Portland Street just off the Euston Road - the flat itself was pretty large but also very cold and smelly.

Looks

Shes Chinese and in her mid to high 50s - she lied and said she was 30!! Decent size tits but her nipples were HUGE and staring at me. Flat ass too. She wore some track pants and a jumper - gave me a menu as soon as I walked in and her English is VERY limited. Not sure how good her English is but she didnt say much through the whole meet - except how she liked my shoes?!

The Meet

Pointed on the menu I wanted a 30 min massage with a happy ending - also manscaping - it was all confirmed over text so wasnt sure why she asked. She then gestured she couldnt do the manscaping which left me disappointed but also confused - then made me think it wasn't her texting me back. I proceeded to make payment and she told me to get undressed while she disappeared for some reason - she seemed very rushed and was walking around like she was on a mission. I lay down on the massage bed and she instantly grabbed my cock and started wanking me off while I was still flaccid - I specifically asked for a happy ENDING and when I brought this up, she said yes yes and carried on. She then proceeded to lift up her top and pull down her pants to around knee length - assuming this was her version of "nude". I wasnt working for me so she started playing with my nipples and rubbed her body up against me for a while. I closed my eyes as it was the best thing to do which barely got me hard - she also thought blowing on my cock would help - around 3 mins later with some bad technique she asked "you no cum?" to which I responded "no". That was the the most conversation I had with her. She disappeared for another 5 mins then proceeded to come back in the room with ICE COLD hands and started "massaging" my body - no oils so it was pretty uncomfortable - I asked for oils and she just said "yes" but then proceeded to rub me down without any - she then started punching my legs?! At this point I just wanted to get out of there so around 20 mins in, I got up mid massage and said thanks - it was pointless speaking to her because she didn't really understand or want to understand me.

Final Thoughts

As mentioned, I didnt check the directory but she had around 450 positive reviews on her profile. My experience was quite similar to TheOtherChurchill but glad I didn't spend as much as he did!! I was £60 out of pocket with blue balls. Overall 0/10.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£70 45m

city centre near George Square • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

On website

On profile

This took place recently.

30 mins £30 + £20 HE / 1hr £50 + £20 HE. She also charges £20 extra for anal play.

Venue

Location: nice flat in city centre but no real street parking as near George Square. Flat is big with 2 bedroom. Massage took place in a very small bedroom with en suite. The larger bedroom had a double bed that looks in use as bed covers etc ruffled up. She said she doesn’t live in flat

Looks

Provider:
- she had mask on whole time but looked at least in her late 40’s with ok looking body
- very petite and wearing black sleeveless top that exposed side of her small saggy chest and a skirt that she wore cycling shirt things underneath. The skirt was taken up when massaged. Couldn’t actually see full bosom only a side view.
- her Black shoulder length hair could Have done with a wash
- she had hairy armpits if that’s your thing

The Meet

Provider:
- she had mask on whole time but looked at least in her late 40’s with ok looking body
- she said she’s from North China
- English ok but the person sending the text messages may not actually be her as the text messages were quite good.
- she said only been in Glasgow for 1 week and doesn’t know how long she’s staying. I asked her if she also works in Stirling as some other readers said she does. She said she doesn’t.
- it is massage ONLY and no sex or B2B as I asked.
- she asks what type of massage - hard etc
- it’s an extra £20 extra for anal play ie finger up the arse etc and she had “toys” next to the bed. I said I didn’t have the extra £20 so she said she’d to anal pay for free but the anal was pretty crap.

I asked about 4 hand massage and she said doesn’t do that in Glasgow. I also asked if she could wear her fishnet body suit from the photos but she said she didn’t bring that with her.

Final Thoughts

For me it’s an overall NEGATIVE as:
- booked for 1 hour and only there for 45mins and that included shower at start and at end
- repeatedly asked her to slow down or I’d finish but didn’t listen
- after the HE seemed disinterested
- not on massage table as advertised but on a bed with a mattress that had seen better days.
- booked for 8pm and text about 20mins before to say running late and make it 815pm. I stood across the street and another punter came out. When went to have shower floor was wet and it certainly wasn’t her who had the shower.
- massage was ok but unsure if she’s professionally trained.
- she was going to use one of her hard dildos on me when I noticed she was going to insert without a condom. I point blank refused as don’t know what other arse it’s been up
- after the HE she then started touching my face and hair to massage and didn’t even clean / wash her hands
- she texted afterwards a few times to say about Me putting A review on here for her as she’s trying to get her business more customers.

There was 1 positive:
- she was good with her feet and hands to play with my balls and shaft. Whilst lying on my front her reach unders, ball / shaft play was good eg tickling, stroking, squeezing. So she knows what to do from that point of view.

Don’t think I’d go back but if anyone else going they would enjoy her HE but for me it’s the overall rating I look at. I broke my cardinal rule of only going for 30mins with someone I’ve never been to before.

Plus if Anyone going then I’d say go for the 30mins.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£70 1h

Warren Street • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Texted through the whatsapp number on her profile. Whoever I communicated with was quick to respond and sent me the address in good time before we met with instructions on how to access the building.

Venue

5 minutes walk from Warren Street, it looks sort of like an ex-office building which has been converted into flats. The building which only has 3 floors accessible by a lift which I found quite odd considering how tall the building is. She buzzes you in and you get in the lift and then wait outside the flat door (there was only one door on the floor so its pretty obvious where you are going).

Looks

Sisi is definitely not the person who I texted when I booked because her English is poor. Sisi is a mature Chinese lady and her profile claims that she is 42 and I wouldn't doubt this. She is 5ft 3 and her body appeared slender (in clothes). She wore a mask throughout our session and remained fully clothed which was a bit disappointing. She had a friendly and welcoming attitude, she joked with me throughout the session.

The Meet

Sisi uses a massage table in large room in the apartment which does have large windows with a blind covering them (at the start of the session) I could tell there were other people in the flat because I heard voices down the hallway but this didn’t bother me. In broken English Sisi asked for the money to be handed over and she confirmed what I wanted and I stripped off and lay face down on the massage table. The massage was not a style which I have experienced before. She later told me it was apparently traditional Chinese massage. She began on my neck without any oil which I didn’t particularly enjoy. Later on she worked her way down to my back and applied oil thank god and it felt a bit more like a massage which I am used to but nothing to write home about. When she got to my legs she applied a lot of pressure and did a lot of hitting which isn’t my thing but others might like it. She sort of mounted my back and knelt on my body and for a moment I thought I might get some body to body but I think she just wanted to give her arms a rest and she started to grind her knees into my back. She made some swipes at my balls and ass and before I knew it she had gloves on and had her fingers in my asshole which I wasn’t expecting. She applied oil to my balls and used lubricant to massage my prostate whilst I remained on my front. She then edged me to completion which felt great and quite unusual to anything I have had before. What I didn’t like was that I was on my front throughout this so there was no eye contact but still it felt amazing. Afterwards she massaged my legs some more and then tried to give me a second pop but I wasn’t feeling it. She got me to turn onto my back and gave me a relaxing head massage. We chatted and she asked me a lot about my private life which I found odd because she kept asking how much I earn and if I am married etc. Another thing I found odd was that after we finished she opened the blinds so I was a bit worried about discretion. I hid as I got dressed and exited. Before I left she tried to offer me some hot buns but I declined.

Final Thoughts

I have given this a neutral because the massage was mediocre for me and she didn’t get naked. I wouldn't return.

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