Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Ethnicity: Asian
Nationality: Chinese
Orientation: Bisexual
Body Type: Slim
£120 30m
the tall building with the Scottish-sounding name that's one turn further on from the carvery in Harlow • Incall • Free parking
Recommend
Would repeat
the booking made in principle the previous day, and confirmed by phone during the afternoon.
The flat was one I'd visited before, and this is a well-documented B&S operation so you visit with eyes wide open - but I misheard the lady on the phone giving the number, and ended up searching for a door that didn't exist for 5 mins!
Judy is from Taiwan, the older of the two, with soft skin and flatter boobs. Lucy was young and giggly, pert hand-filling breasts with larger darker nipples. She claimed to be from Japan, although looked more Chinese and merrily corrected my pronunciation of a few words of Cantonese - she was very short indeed - stood on the low bed her nipples were at my mouth height (I'm not tall myself!), but I enjoyed fingering Judy in a standing position whilst sucking Lucy's tits. 😘
All services provided with the attentive positive can-do attitude that is typical of the Asian escort, and with diligent attention to condom swapping as I switched between girls and holes (even for oral). I can usually barely remember the blow-by-blow sequence with one lady, but with two it all merged into a sensual tapestry of dual delights.
I left feeling elated and positive about my first MFF experience. Would I return - yes, although I think due to my age and general decrepitude I may not get as good vfm as younger studs. 🤷
30m
AL7 • Welwyn Garden City
Do not recommend
This was a speculative punt when I realised I wasn't going to be able to see Laime who was in Welwyn Garden City, (AL7), which is too far away for me to organise a discrete visit.
She is young, circa mid 20's, and I think she has a pair of 'bolt ons' great for those who like a big busty girls but I found them hard and didn't do much for me.
Strange start as she insisted on taking me into the shower to clean my 'tool' (it was clean already)! Unfortunately I just didn't click with this girl, her BJ wasn't deep enough and I hate the fake, even low, noises some girls make. I felt rushed (I had only opted for a quick 30mins and that affected my performance), the frustration of not being able to perform just goes to show how inferior her skills were to Laime and we ended up with an awkward HJ to finish.
No offence but I wont be seeing this girl again, she might float someone else's boat but not mine, to make matters worse I've learnt that Laime will return to China on the 18th Jan'24, whether she comes back is any ones guess.
That may be the case, it's the same with reviews, the links have been supplied before, but all new reviews have to have them.
Members don't want to be trawling through loads of old reviews to find an ad that's probably dead anyway.
looking at previous reviews it's clear this phone number has been used for different girls in the past, so expect B&S
Totally correct, I've mentioned this in previous reviews that I've done, take a look here.
1h
Bishop Stortford, Harlow • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
OK lets get the B&S out of the way, by now everyone should know that whatever adverts are put out there, the SP's will not look anything like the suggested photos posted on the ads. Positives: the prices being asked for are nowhere near the market prices being demanded by the other SP's on the platform. In short if the girl floats your boat and gives good service then you're quids in. So I've been a regular visitor to the Chines 'offerings' at Bishop Stortford and more recently, Harlow. (for some reason the girls are better in Harlow)! for more years that I care to remember but knowing what to expect, if I don't like what's on offer, I walk and a new girl appears the next Monday. So, today, and as a result of a recent posting, I decided to take the plunge and have a threesome with two, (advertised), young, slim girls, and they were, as described. Now, for me this was a massive step having 'experienced' a threesome with two Rom girls near Cambridge station - it was an absolute disaster and I left feeling like I'd been mugged. Price bartered/negotiate for one hour and on arrival immediately thought this is going to be different, and it was. Two young'uns both slim and attractive yet both different.
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Two young'uns both slim and attractive yet both different.
In short things started well, both of them all over me, four hands, two mouths, groping , fondling kissing, (they wanted extra but I only paid for the OWO, yet the kissing seemed to happen regardless, (I wasn't going to complain). I'm an old git and a one pop gut so did wonder how this was going to pan out.... Well, lying on my back, I motioned the younger girl to sit on my face and receive oral from me, the other went to town on my cock and boy she knew what to do, (I think she was the older and previously married with a six year old child, as I was to find out later), the younger was not! The younger lost herself when being tongued and eyes closed and bucking to her own enjoyment, she obviously came, her thighs twitching was an obvious give away. I asked to swop and the younger one mounted me whilst the older took her turn feeling my tongue. Now the interesting part was that the younger one didn't do the usual and 'try to bring me off in double quick time' instead she was riding my cock for her own pleasure, massive turn on and true to form I eventually absolutely exploded in her. With me spent, they proceeded to give me a four hand massage, (after the younger one went and had a shower), the hands went everywhere and my arse crack had a field day). Eventually I asked to turn over and I was shocked to see that my 'old boy' was still semi erect and could go on for a couple of rounds. I mentioned this and after a 'massage or two' in the right area I was up to give it a go with the older girl, now I don't want to boost as I'm not gifted in length but I am gifted in girth and the second girl ended up having multiple orgasms, (I loved it when she jerked on me whilst I was still balls deep in her). At this point I was still so turned on that I had another go at the younger girl even though it was pointed out that I only had ten minutes left. Now whilst I wasn't able to pop again, it was a fantastic experience but I'm not sure I'll want to repeat it again as I can't see myself enjoying the experience as much as this one.
In conclusion, given the right girls, the right attitude they offer far more value for money than the shit that's on offer in Cambridge and surrounding areas, my only regret is not being young enough to enjoy the experience to its fullest potential. On a final note, to the t@sser#s that'll jump to the wrong conclusion that I'm their pimp, please do take a look at the copious amounts of previous feedback that I've given previously. I don't wax lyrical if it's not warranted but this was an experience that will linger long in this old boys memory. I no longer have the 'website address' as I don't use it but, if your interested, the contact number is: 07415276470
Thanks for the review.
Do you know how long these two are going to be there?
Whereabouts approximately is this in Harlow?
How much you pay for the hour? Book on the day?
Location is in a block of flats very close to Harlow station.
Prices are £60 half hour, £100/hr (x2 if you're looking for a threesome), extras are £10 for OWO, no other extras are on offer as far as I can remember, (I don't ask for anything else except the OWO).
The ad says they are Japanese (that is rarely the case). Is this a lucky dip? Have you tried other locations like Hatfield etc?
I've only once come across a Japanese, and a Korean but mostly Chinese.
£100 30m
Flats near the train station • Incall
Do not recommend
Firstly obvisiously it is B&S
Date - this week
Venue - Flats near the train station
Fee - £60 30 minutes, extras - (OWO £10) (CIM £30)
The meet I intially phoned the viva street advert and asked what nationality the girl was and what extras were on offer, when she said CIM it drew me in I asked to meet there and then so I headed over and was buzzed in, made my way to the flat as I was walking down the corridor she had her head out the door looking out for me and showed me in, looks wise facially she was 5/10 body was ok little bit of tub really nice natraul boobs and a flat arse I gave her the paperwork and she satashed it away, we started with mutual groping and then she went straight to OWO with me standing she gave good oral and played lots of attention to the balls I did this for a few mins then she put a condom on and she would only allow missionary with restricting me with her legs as she said she was very tight and it hurts we did this for a few mins then did more oral and CIM, she held it in her mouth for a while till I was completely done then spat it in the bin, we had some small talk and then I left. - she said she would probably leave Harlow on Sunday.
Flats near the train station
looks wise facially she was 5/10 body was ok little bit of tub really nice natraul boobs and a flat arse
we started with mutual groping and then she went straight to OWO with me standing she gave good oral and played lots of attention to the balls I did this for a few mins then she put a condom on and she would only allow missionary with restricting me with her legs as she said she was very tight and it hurts we did this for a few mins then did more oral and CIM, she held it in her mouth for a while till I was completely done then spat it in the bin, we had some small talk and then I left.
Reason for neutreul she only allowed one position and not much penetration and her teeth weren’t the nicest.
From B&S and your experiences, should this be a negative?
I feel neutral is the best from my experience
This is my regular go to.
Like most Chinese it's b&s. The normal in my experience
But at a base rate of 60gbp its normally ok
£60 30m
Incall • Free parking
Would repeat
The coms were good arranged at short notice 30 minute meet.
Nice clean apartment plenty of safe parking,
young Chinese girl met me at the door I'd say early to mid twenties very attractive slim toned body.
Services were not as stated oral was with but was enthusiastic and virtually no kissing which was disappointing as profile states owo and dfk oh and sex missionary only.
I could have given this a negative and would have if she hadn't been so damned cute and friendly. I would probably return in the hope services were better the next time.
Cheers for the review. Just a reminder that if you post the link with the numbers in, it's easier to keep tabs on any name changes and it helps the search on here. 👋
£60 30m
Salisbury • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Had an very annoying itch, bad day at work etc etc, so needed something local. As Salisbury is dry with choice, I gave this lot another go, although I have had some good punts here recent reports say negative. With that in mind I was ready to walk should the need arise. Phoned in, asked what the lady was like - 'slim, pretty and 25yo' came the usual reply. Thought fuck it, you only live once, and as I said I was more than ready to walk.
Arrived at door, she was already peeping through the door window so was ushered straight in.
Looked around the door to see a very fit and good looking lady - I would say late 20's early 30's, nice face and about size 12ish. Slight belly but not off putting nice complextion and fully shaven.
Arrived at door, she was already peeping through the door window so was ushered straight in. Greeted with nice cuddle and kiss and asked how long i wanted (30mins £60). She immediately got undressed as did I. Onto the bed, I led on my back and she stared kissing and groping with was very nice, my hand also ventured around her body with not much resistance from her. On with the jacket for some good oral which seemed to last a fair while, she then lubed up and rode me it felt nice but maybe too much lube, thick condom etc I felt him sinking away. She must have sensed this so we changed positions to me on top, more lube again I started to droop. I asked if she would finish me by hand, which she duly did very well, one hand on my cock the other doing some light rimming. It wasn't long before I exploded. Clean up and settle down, didn't feel rushed to leave.
Can complain.
"one hand on my cock the other doing some light rimming"
Que? 🤷
Thanks for reviewing 👋
I have seen this profile and been tempted when in Salisbury.
Only thing is it probably won’t be the same whore next week 🤷
“Fully shaven” unusual for Chinese as the ones I’ve seen have had a hairy bush.
"Finger licking good"
30m
Hove • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Saw this person earlier this week. The pictures in the website profile look good. But as it turns out, that's the madam who runs the place and she will not available. Knocked on the door, and the usual hiding behind the door after opening scheme unfortunately worked on me. Once i entered the place, did i notice that it wasn't the woman who is in the pictures or the one who spoke to me over the phone. Got the usual 'no English' routine from girl who is now in the room with me. Same response for every bloody thing i said! I have been to places like this before(Hove), but this by far the worst I've ever heard of, let alone experienced.
Knocked on the door, and the usual hiding behind the door after opening scheme unfortunately worked on me. Once i entered the place, did i notice that it wasn't the woman who is in the pictures or the one who spoke to me over the phone.
Clothes off, and i notice a nice pair of tits on her, so i think the sex might be OK.
Agreed for OWO, DFK, FBSM and FS for 1 hour. The girl somehow understands when i say OWO and says NO! So, once i tell her the woman on the phones said yes, she calls her. I ask to speak to her, but this woman says NO again! They hash things out on the phone and the woman finally agrees with me. Clothes off, and i notice a nice pair of tits on her, so i think the sex might be OK. She was gagging when giving OWO to start with, which was a huge turn off. Tried a few positions for about 10min and she was just making awful noises. So i asked her to do half hour instead and got some money back. Worst punting experience in my life!
Worst punting experience in my life!
Sorry to hear about your experience, but I don't think you did yourself any favours.
Strike 1: You've been here for over a year, and you didn't search to see the previous reviews about B&S?
Strike 2: So you went anyway and didn't get the girl you expected, but you stayed?
Strike 3: You then go through a drama agreeing services and the girl is clearly reluctant, but you still stayed?
Fair play for calling quits and getting some money back but you were asking for trouble IMO.
Sorry to hear about the shit punt. If you have doubts re the services, you should be prepared to walk. I have done the same as you- most of us have. I always try to walk and ignor the little guy. best of luck next time and thanks for the review. 👋
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
Today I met with Mimi a 25yr old Chinese women who was originally penned as being 22, (but I suspect that was from someone else who is in charge of the mobile phone number). Let's be honest here, Yo Yo doesn't exist, her profile is a fake and this flat is used by Chinese working girls who are rotated on a weekly basis every Monday. (you'll never get a confirmation of a booking on the website)! That said, today was my lucky day.... Mimi as I found out was her real name is 25yrs old, slim, attractive but has obviously had a child, (a two year old boy) and comes from China.
this flat is used by Chinese working girls who are rotated on a weekly basis every Monday.
Mimi's boobs are gorgeous even though they are going south and her nipples are sensitive but just want to be licked and sucked, she is not fully shaved and has a 'ladder' of pubic hair which I found fascinating. Mimi also has a 'slight' belly post children but I have to say this did not put me off. Mimi was younger than the previous Chinese girl I saw, (a couple of weeks ago), and by far, was far better looking.
What I wanted was not what I got, my itinery dissapeared as soon as I saw Mimi and my cock stood to attention within minutes, my initial request of a shower followed by a massage first then onto something else just dissapeared along the lines of, 'I want some of that and now'! Kissing is all petting and no DFK as is to be expected but a lot of rubbing went on, her boobs were sucked, licked and tongued and it didn't take much for the rubber to go on and an amazing OW to take place, (£10 extra if without). At this point only one thing was on my mind and Mimi went on top to give me a cowgirl, however it became obvious that I was the one riding her from below and I could feel her wetness becoming more obvious as things progressed, with different angles and cheeks pulled apart. At my age, I know a fake when I see one, feel one or hear one but Mimi was abviously starting to enjoy herself, her wetness was becoming so very obvious especially when changing gear, angle and pulling on her cheeks even though I was under her, her heavy breathing replaced the fake moans and stopped her comments about whether I was enjoying myself. Her eagerness to move to missionary even though I had asked to change to doggy was slightly comical but then again who am I to say no to a lady. In short I do not believe that I made her climax, although I'd like to think so, but I do know that she enjoyed the ride as much as I did and in post coital she made some very flattering remarks about my ability to satisfy her, as a women, even at my old age and sounded so sincere I actually do, slightly, believe her, (call me an old fool but...), what the hell Mimi was worth it.
In short, text the girl and ask for their details before booking by phone, i.e. age, bust, dress size and don't go there with any pre-conceived idea of the girl you'll meet based on the website photos and walk away if your not happy with the girl who greets you. I've been very lucky twice now, the first one gave me a top notch massage, the second one gave me a hard on I haven't had in ages and having a massage from her was the furthest thing from my mind! Enjoy, I did!
30m
station car park • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
Cute Asian 'Yoyo' a very apt name as they change girls every week. The girl in the pictures is not her, although I was fooled in thinking it was an older version (+10 years and a size fuller), it was a very dimly lit apartment.
a very dimly lit apartment.
Nice body for a women who was bigger than expected, size 10 at least, responsive to the touch, lovely nipples, firm and natural breasts, not enhanced.
So lets start with the negatives: Not the girl in the photos, Speaks very little English, No fingers in hole, No DFK only light kissing, OWO extra £10 (haggled as wasn't expecting this). Positives: Massage lovely, light touching not to obvious with the cc's, relaxing although still wanted to be excited as was the 'old boy' when I turned over, and he was. OWO was heavenly even though given very lightly, little DT but she teased my cock no end, it was so different to the norm but absolutely divine! Various positions baring in mind I was only down for a 30 minute session, (I wasn't rushed), so turned on that when I came it seemed to go on for ever, went home drained. Very attentive and caring attitude, something the Roms could learn a lot from!
I was lucky but I will definitely go back for more and hopefully be as lucky next time as I was this time.
How much did you pay for the 30 mins?
I saw "YOYO" about 18 months ago:
She has been around a while and uses various names and photos [clearly not her] = "Yumi", "Slutty Poppy" to name but two.
This time the photos on her profile are pretty accurate and similar to her verification photo to be found here. 👎
£60 for thirty minutes
> JollyJack on March 06, 2024, 12:04:54 am:
> On my way out of the building I walked past a lad with a phone in hand knocking
> on another door on the same floor, behind which is a Brazillian escort with whom
> I've had a far less positive experience
> here - fairly obvious to spot
> why he was there - are we all that obvious😱, and I hope he had better luck than
> I behind that door!🤦
Probably not her there at the moment, there is a similar rotating group of Brazilian & Rom girls operating out of the same building. Paola who you reviewed is currently listed in Dundee as well
Try asking for their real names rather than their stage name. I recently saw a 'Lucy' in Bishops Stortford and would have liked to know if she was the same girl I saw. (She called herself Nostie, had a prickly thatch down below).
Based on your review I thnk there is sufficient correlation to conclude its the same girl