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Emily of London

Harlington - DN5 (see outcall areas in Details)
3 reviews
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2.310

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Age: 40-44

Gender: Female

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 9st 8lb

Meets With: Men, Couples

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: D

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 28"

Body Type: Average

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: OUTCALLS ONLY, I visit you inyour home or hotel.

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS
2.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

2/10

£200 2h

Aylesbury • Outcall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Profile is called Emily of London and she does outcalls only and shown as being within 15 miles of Aylesbury (Link fixed by mod) Phone number 00447747841008 I had a local hotel booked to see a regular sugar baby I sleep with who was travelling down from London but the snow today cancelled that. I couldn’t cancel hotel and was very horny so rather than wasting hotel, I booked website profile Emily of London. I’m kicking myself for not searching for her profile on her before hand. On the face of it, it is an attractive and kinky profile but my experience was similar to previous reviews.

Venue

local hotel

Looks

Emily was at least 50 years of age and not 40, definitely not conventionally beautiful, definitely not the body on the profile and definitely not classy.

The Meet

Emily was at least 50 years of age and not 40, definitely not conventionally beautiful, definitely not the body on the profile and definitely not classy. Service as per previous reviews was loads of depressing talking from her, covered oral, no kissing, fake within 1 minute orgasm and 2/3 mins of sex and hand job to finish. Before all of this she demanded a massage to get her in the mood. I would have walked or asked her to leave on arrival as she has blatantly cat fished but assumed as per her profile that she would be kinky / filthy but far from it.

Final Thoughts

All this for 2 hours out all cost £200 or which less than 30 mins was intimacy. She is a fraud cat fish/ looks wise and service wise so please all stay away. This wasn’t a bad day for her - she’s useless

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Reviewed on

2/10

£60 2h

Surrey Hotel • Outcall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Booked a hotel to treat myself as I was working away from home and thought some company would be a nice way to treat the boredom of freeview tv. Called and made booking then realised I needed to pop out to get more cash as I didn't have enough on me for 2hrs but the 4 cash machines I tried weren't playing ball.... She refused to try finding a solution and then admitted she would've walked out with the money if I did manage to get the cash out (guess my wallet dodged a bullet there)... This was all because she had to wait 10 mins for me whilst I went cash machine hunting and then said she'd go report me to reception and the police for breaking covid restrictions if I didn't come back soon.. 😂

Venue

Surrey Hotel

Looks

Also worth noting she didn't look anything like her photos which are well over 5 years old and said she said she's been a wg for '15 years across the world' which if her profile is correct - she started working in this industry aged 14... ⏰ . She's most likely a touch under 40 by the looks of it.

The Meet

She also isn't even remotely high class and couldn't be further from 'truly high class' and 'sophisticated' as stated on her profile.

Final Thoughts

Lesson learned - if options A through C aren't available, be patient and save your money and go for an incall wg later in the week to avoid this sort of nightmare (and also make sure you have the cash ready before booking). 🤦

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Reviewed on

3/10

1h 30m

central London • Outcall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Texts all replied to promptly. She was over half an hour late but kept me well informed.

Venue

I was staying in a central London hotel (January), 90min Outcall at profile rate.

Looks

Profile says 29yrs, size 10 and the pictures would go along with that. Unfortunately the pictures must be at least 5 yrs old and 2 dress sizes ago. Her profile is fairly new, but she also had a new one last year and admitted she regularly started a new one. I think she has been around a lot longer than it appears, but I couldn’t find any info on here.

The Meet

If talking was an Olympic event she’d win a gold medal hands down. Be prepared for lots of personal questions about you and stories of her encounters with other punters. I quite like a 10-15 min chat to start things off, with a bit of flirting and light touching, but after 20mins it became clear I was the one who would have to move things along. Her response was that she needed to go and change in the bathroom. All this involved was removing her dress and wrapping a large bath towel around her, but it took a while. Of course it was all delaying tactics. She was pressing to give me a massage, I said later if we have time. Removing the towel proved to be a challenge. I managed it down to the waist, but it was pretty clear RO wasn’t going to happen. What followed was probably the most insipid sex I’ve had. Oral was covered (no option) and…err.. well…let’s just move on. Sex was in one position only, any suggestion of trying different ones were met with ‘I don’t really like other positions’. I tried gentle kissing which was pretty unresponsive so gave up. She then pretended to cum, which I knew was a lie, and sure enough a few minutes later announced she found it was difficult to carry on having sex after an orgasm (in other words, I’ve had enough). Even though there was time left, the offer of a massage had now gone. She got dressed, I knew I’d been played but just wanted her to leave at this point.

Final Thoughts

I guess the moral is, if plan A and B fail, take it as a sign and stick to a night in front of the TV on your own with a beer.

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