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Userfriendly Frenchy

Blue Bell Hill - ME5 (see outcall areas in Details)
14 reviews
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8.910

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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 11st 0lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: French

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: E

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Average

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: Yes

Reviews

14 TOTAL REVIEWS
8.9/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

9/10

£80 30m

her flat • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms were easy and managed to arrange a meet by text about an hour later.

Venue

There is plenty of parking outside her flat which is also free.

Looks

Roxy is an attractive MILF which a cracking pair of naturals.

The Meet

service was her usual high levels. Got some great oral and tit wanking and got those huge tits in my face with cowgirl. Never felt rushed during my time there and I enjoyed my time with her.

Final Thoughts

Paid £80 for 30 minutes which in today’s climate in great VFM.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£100 30m

small shopping centre • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Easy comms.

Venue

relatively discreet and very clean flat in a small shopping centre with free car parking nearby.

Looks

Huge tits with a bit of a belly that she seems self conscious about as she keeps on some lingerie - at least she did until I took it off, much prefer the feel of flesh on flesh rather than a negligee but each to his own. Definitely Roxi in the pictures so make your own mind up, personally I find her very attractive.

The Meet

Usual hiding behind the door routine, straight through the flat into the bedroom at the back. I handed over the loot which Roxi went to stash whilst I got undressed. Roxi returned and we indulged in a great snogging session and she was happy for my hands to wander everywhere, as did hers, nice! Anyway, after a few minutes Roxi sat on the edge of the bed and started giving me a great blow job. Lots of spit and tongue, minimal hands. Then we moved to the bed, I lay on my back and Roxi continued her fine work. After a while I felt the sap starting to rise so I got Roxi to stop and lay on her back whilst I dived down for some RO which seemed to be well received. Nice and clean, happy with fingers. After a while I stopped and, with Roxi still on her back, moved to some titfucking then stuck my dick in her mouth for some more oral. Felt the need to fuck so I lay on my back whilst Roxi applied the condom then climbed on top. Once the sex starts I usually come quite quickly but Roxi was happy to keep the movements slow and just let me enjoy the feeling of being inside her with her body moving sensually on top of me. Which I did, lots. Lots of DFK throughout. No attempt to rush me to come. Sensing my time was nearly up I asked Roxi if I could come in her mouth so she smiled, climbed off, pulled the condom and sucked my to completion expertly. Great use of tongue and mouth/lips, no hands and gently eased every last drop out before spitting it out into the bin. I got dressed, a brief general and off I went, a very happy man.

Final Thoughts

Friendly and easy-going throughout, good company. £100 for 30 mins, right at the top of my price range but worth every penny. Surprised when I walked out that I had been there for exactly 30 minutes but that's just the way it panned out. I don't think Roxi would mind if it overran a bit as long as you don't take take the piss, I think she reckons a happy punter is worth a lot more than a few minutes either way - good attitude. Maybe a bit gushing but had a few iffy punts recently so nice to find someone who really delivers. Would I return? I already did!

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Reviewed on

8/10

£100 30m

flat above some shops • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Text in the morning for an appointment got a time with no problems. Given postcode promptly.

Venue

Location isn’t the best it’s a flat above some shops and she will have to direct you to them but it wasn’t an issue and parking is no problem either. She only works from her flat but inside it was really nice and clean and nice and comfortable setting.

Looks

A good punt if you want a reliable service Roxy is definitely the girl all her pictures are accurate you can’t really go wrong with her if you want a big tits milf.

The Meet

Got to the flat was greeted by Roxy with a hug and a kiss. She only works from her flat but inside it was really nice and clean and nice and comfortable setting. Started off with some DFK then lead to some good oral and RO fucked doggy and missionary then I finished in her mouth.

Final Thoughts

A good punt if you want a reliable service Roxy is definitely the girl all her pictures are accurate you can’t really go wrong with her if you want a big tits milf. Paid £100 for half hour which is a little expensive but with the lack of talent in Kent and a guaranteed reliable service I think the VFM is good.

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Reviewed on

9/10

Met on

£100 30m

Lordswood Chatham • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Few texts day before to arrange the meet very straightforward no issues here

Venue

Lordswood Chatham, housing estate quite discreet

Looks

Roxy is a very attractive MILF IMO she probably was very attractive when she was younger. Her tits are her best feature and boy are they big and soft.

The Meet

Roxy is a very attractive MILF IMO she probably was very attractive when she was younger, down to earth and holds a very good conversation. Very nice soul chatty and welcoming. The service she provided was very good all done with a smile you can tell she is a seasoned vet. Service was provided in various positions and done with oomph and energy very responsive. Started off with FK, then went onto a very good BJ lying down then a bit of face fucking and DT. Very good non toothy. Had sex in CG, RVG, Doggy and a RVCG half off the bed type of vibe. Her tits are her best feature and boy are they big and soft. Finished pounding in Doggy. If I was to go again Id love to give her facial. Refreshments and a shower was offered which I took up after the punt.

Final Thoughts

Would I go back : Yeah , if I’m that neck of the woods. Would I recommend: 100% if you’re looking for a bit of a Rough hard punt

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Reviewed on

10/10

£160 1h

outside Rochester, near Maidstone • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Roxy speaks perfect English with a strong French accent and is very clear on when, where and what it will cost for her availability. She was very reassuring and patient with my questions the first time, and matter of fact about what to expect and what she will and won't do. She is now permanently based in a small, immaculately clean flat outside Rochester, near Maidstone, with free parking on her doorstep and in a relatively secluded/nondescript car park.

Venue

She is now permanently based in a small, immaculately clean flat outside Rochester, near Maidstone, with free parking on her doorstep and in a relatively secluded/nondescript car park.

Looks

Roxy is an attractive woman in her mid 40's, easily able to pass for mid 30's. Obviously she is very much in the alternative/punk style looks wise, covered in tattoos and piercings, although her nipples are not pierced, which I am I have to say slightly disappointed by, but it's hardly a real negative. Height wise I'd say 5'5" is accurate, although she is usually in heels, and is curvy without being fat, despite a little bit of a pot belly, likely due to age and having had kids, overall a size 12 I'd say. Otherwise she's pretty accurate to her photo's, which are a little touched up compared to reality. Obviously she has huge tits, with large aeriolas and flat nipples. They are far perkier than you would expect for her size and age, better than a lot of women I've seen in their 20's. While these are obviously her main appeal, she has also a nice shapely bum, and long shapely legs. Her personal hygiene has always been impeccable, and has never had any BO, bad breath or fish fanny problems.

The Meet

First time was a bit of a blur. Lots of OWO, then on with the Johnny and up on the bed, where she rode me like a champion steeple chaser. No idea how long it took, but well worth it. Times since have usually consisted of Roxy answering her door in makeup, lingerie, heels and a silk dressing gown, inviting me in where we have a quick peck on the cheeks in typical French greeting along followed by a quick catch up chat. Shower facilities and a choice of water, fruit juice or soft drink are offered, money exchanged, and after a moment away she's back, giving her best sultry, continental, come fuck me eyes. I usually like yo initiate deep French kissing while we undress one another, which inevitably leads to Roxy sucking me off with an incredibly enthusiasm and masterful skill. I honestly think she'd be happy to just have my cock in her mouth for my entire time I'm with her if I didn't stop her, but she's so much fun to fuck that she makes even her great blow jobs little more than a warm up. Roxy is always happy to try pretty much any position and will kiss, caress and grind me with abandon throughout, id always enthusiastic and with an impressive amount of stamina. 69, doggy, missionary, tit fucking, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and mating press are all things we've tried and she's at least put on a pretense of cumming during. I usually finish up in the Johnny, pounding her while she's on top, so I can suck on her nipples and grab her arse and tits at the same time. Cum on tits and in mouth (she spits) are good alternatives though. At no point does she clock watch, and has never rushed me out of the building once we're done, often just having a chat over a quick drink before I kiss her goodbye.

Final Thoughts

Quite honestly if I could rate her more highly than positive I would. Amazing woman and well worth the money, especially if you like mature women, big tits, curves, French accents and the alternative fashion sense. 10/10. If I ever win the lottery, I'll hire her as my full time mistress

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Reviewed on

10/10

Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

via phone call arranged time and gave me postcode

Venue

She has music playing and went to the toilet for final freshen up i think.

Looks

8/10

The Meet

arrived and called for final location she guided me to her place. Opened the door and she is slightly bigger than what i saw in her photos. Definitely the girl in the photos though. Sorted the paperwork and jumped in the shower. Came out had clean towels and i was shown to the bedroom. She has music playing and went to the toilet for final freshen up i think. She came back and immediately undressed herself at the end of the bed. She crawled onto the bed and gave me a kiss on the lips she used tongue also and wasn't closed mouth ballshit. She then kissed all the way down till she seductively started sucking me off. This went on untill i said we will need to take a break as i didn't want to cum yet. On with the mack and She got on top and i sucked her lovely big tits. Next i asked to get on top again lots of dfk sucking tits. I then went down on her which i don't normally do and she was lovely and clean i fingered and licked her clit untill what i though was a pretty convincing orgasm. Next i bent her over and took it nice and slow as i wanted it to last. Untill i couldn't contain myself any longer and i rammed her whilst she was bent over until i came inside her. She let me completely finish and waited for me to pull it out which was very nice. She gave me a cold pepsi we chatted and i was on my way overall this was a outstanding punt and i highly recommend she loves her job and i would return. Also a strong person she wont take any fucking around.

Final Thoughts

overall this was a outstanding punt and i highly recommend she loves her job and i would return. Also a strong person she wont take any fucking around.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£160 1h

Lordswood • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Good comms - booked time via text and got the postcode, called when parked and got directed to the flat

Venue

Flat in Lordswood, only her there. Ample free parking.

Looks

Photos on profile are very accurate, mahoosive bangers on a hourglass frame, very pretty facially too. Her tattoos weren’t as over the top as I was expecting. Age on profile is accurate.

The Meet

Turned up and was guided into the bedroom (obviously used for this purpose only) given a drink and watched her de-robe to reveal a very nice stocking and suspender set. With so much focus on her boobs I was pleasantly surprised to see she actually also has a very nice curvy bum too. Some DFK and exploring with each other’s hands while undressing each other, when she revealed those boobs they really are something else! On my back I went while she gave me some very good head, pretty sloppy and deep, I enjoyed watching her take me deep in her mouth while also getting a good view of her behind in the mirror at the end of the bed. I returned the favour and enjoyed giving her fresh smelling bald pussy some attention. Her moans and subsequent orgasm seemed genuine. On with the condom and took her doggy, great view of her shapely arse and in comparison a small waist, great to hold on to. She was able to take it as hard as I could give it and she felt pretty tight. Changed to her on top so I could see those amazing boobs while she rode me, lots of DFK in this position and I came in the condom inside her. I gave her some more oral for a bit and then ended up in 69. She sucked and wanked me to get a second load out of me which she took in her mouth and let dribble back out onto her hands. We had a chat about general life and then I got dressed and left. Not a clock watcher.

Final Thoughts

Will probably visit again

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Reviewed on

9/10

£160 1h

Maidstone • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

very straightforward. She does everything on her likes. A few of the WG's that does what says in my op.

Venue

shared flat in Maidstone, but she said she was moving, which looking at her profile she has. It was basic. There was problem with shower, but that was sorted and she promised to have this sorted in her new place.

Looks

If you want to see large natural tits, she your lady. She's closer to the size 12. A little bit of a mum gut. Facially does it for me. The photos are accurate. When you fuck her and hear moan.. hmmm. I like tattoos, she does have alot. She's 44 according to her profile. She looks a little younger than that, say 40, in my opinion. Lovely but especially fucking from behind holding on to her massive tits. She has a breast reduction in her teens, so their's 2 scars under her boobs, but they grew back. She's a mum, so maybe it was pregnancy. The photos are real!!

The Meet

I enjoyed the BJ, with lost of eye contact and watching my cock disappear between her tits. She's very responsive and easy to get on with. She's loves a good fuck will flex to what you want. I wanted a facial and after fucking those tits, I unloaded over her face and she took it like a true lady.. No running for cover. She stayed for a while and sucked my off, before getting herself clean up for round 2. I just loved those tits in minutes it was round 2 in various positions and facial number 2.

Final Thoughts

Now Roxi is really up my street. I either like curves with tits or slim and petite. Apologies for the typos

She has a huge natural rack and that natural, naughty confidence you get from the french.

If you want a good fuck and love massive tits with someone who actually nice.. she's your lady. If you hate tattoos, this will be a deal breaker for you.

Hope this helps

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Reviewed on

8/10

£80 30m

Hotel near Maidstone • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

Easy to chat to, nice French accent.

Venue

Hotel near Maidstone.

Looks

Plenty of pics on her profile as you can see. Some are taken with a filter (annoying and unnessecary trend) but she's attractive if you like the alternative kind of look. Definitely bigger than her advertised size though. Her tits are incredible, bigger than they look in photos. Kept her stockings and suspenders on, which covered a bit of a 'Mum tum' but everything else spot on.

The Meet

Kissing very soon after arrival and cock in mouth soon after that . Her tits are incredible, bigger than they look in photos. Kept her stockings and suspenders on, which covered a bit of a 'Mum tum' but everything else spot on. I'm quite energetic and she managed to keep up. In a 30min meet we managed kissing, oral without both ways, rimming on her, 69, tit wank And protected sex in various positions. I came in to the condom with her riding me and watching her massive tits bounce about.

Final Thoughts

Recommended.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£50 15m

Maidstone centre • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Communications

Messaged on WhatsApp booked for an hour ahead. Asked to bring it forward a bit as was twiddling my thumbs which she accepted. Responses were timely and instructions easy to follow. Very easy overall.

Venue

Flat near Maidstone centre, easy to get to and plenty of parking around. Discreet entrance and easy to find. Given the code to get in via text. The whole block of flats is a bit grotty as well as the room where she works - although not really fussed as it does the job. There was another girl working there, I'm sure I've read somewhere that there are a number of girls who work from that flat/block.

Looks

Looks like the photos, although some appear to be airbrushed or something a bit. Attractive girl, massive tits, quite a bit of make-up. Age on profile is probably about right. Cant say the same for the dress size though, 10-12 is definitely pushing it. Answered the door in lacy underwear and heels which quickly came off once in the room. Nice girl, can hold a conversation, pretty relaxing for a first timer.

The Meet

In the door and shown to the room, handed the money which she went away to stash. Was on the bed when she came back. Bra straight off into DFK which was good. Hands started wandering so off with the jeans and into OWO. Decent BJ, fairly sloppy, eye contact, asked to deep throat but couldn't really get the whole lot down (I'm not particularly well endowed so a bit disappointing). Asked for a tit wank halfway through which was very good. Then back for CIM. Good finish, kept going for a bit to make sure it was all out. No swallow but hey ho. Given wipes to clean up - bit of chit chat and on my way. There was no clock watching, pretty sure i was longer than 15 mins but wasn't really paying attention.

Final Thoughts

Overall a good first punt. Nice girl, friendly attitude, good service. Probably wouldn't return but only because there are other girls I want to try first.

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