Age: 40-44
Gender: Female
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 10st 1lb
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Nationality: Hungarian
Orientation: Straight
Body Type: Slim
£50 30m
BB2 • Terraced street • Incall
Accurate photos
My go-to massage lady isn't working during the daytime at the moment so had an hour to kill and found Linett's profile. Short notice appointment phoned and given postcode and then address when I arrived 20 mins later.
Terraced street in BB2 not the best of areas, house was a bit scruffy I was quickly let in by Lynett.
her photo's are accurate, very thin and she was very pleasant. She's Hungarian and her English is ok but not for a conversation.
Shown into the front room where there is a double bed and a massage table set up. Offered coffee/tea or a cold drink. Sorted the paperwork and was told to undress and she'd be back in 2 minutes. She asked me if I had allergies, recent surgery or injuries and told me she'd be using coconut oil. She returned and stripped to her underwear and began the massage which was appeared structured and half decent not a lot of sensual moves until very near the turnover point which was 25 minutes in. On turnover she did a little more massage on my legs and then went for John Thomas who was stirring from his slumber. There was a bit of chat during the massage but very difficult with her limited English.
The massage was ok and I didn't have a problem with her as person, over the years I have encountered some very surly EE girls. So the reason for the neutral is because it didn't live up to the advertised blurb and lacked the tease/build up of a HE massage.
£50 30m
Blackburn • Incall
Saw this lady a few weeks for a massage after being let down earlier in the day so was up for a massage and was gunning for anything after messaging a few other punts in the area with this one replying back quick and arranging a meet pretty soon from first contact.
The place isn’t the best run down estate in Blackburn and the house straight from the off smelt of stale smoke but I was led straight into the the front room so never got a chance to see the rest of the place (prob a bonus). No offer for a shower which don’t think I would of taken it. Also heard chatting which I presume was the kitchen so could put other punters off but I was there for one thing so personally wasn’t that fused there wasn’t any interruptions throughout my service.
She’s isn’t the worse looking women ever and tiny figure of no more than size 8 with her age I’d say mid to late 30’s. Eastern European accent with fine English easily to make conservation if wanted.
The massage itself was not bad at all really with the only let down not many CC swipes or erotic at all even when I turned over she didn’t pay attention to the parts I really wanted to massage. After more massage of the head at this point I’d say it been about 25 minutes she finally started to tickle my balls and length. Was hard straight as been hanging for this most of the day fairly good handjob I’d say but as the time was passing it was very quick she definitely didn’t mess about and I’d shot my load fairly quickly instead of a natural build up like other massages I’d been too. Quick clean up once done again no offer for a shower and on my way after quick chit chat about where to live in Blackburn as they didn’t like the area that much. Was in and out I'd say over half hour.
Left this as a neutral was close to borderline negative but wasn’t a bad massage In fairness if you’d would go for that and not too fused about the erotic side of it. (She did get plenty of knots of my back and shoulders). Would I return highly unlikely as could be better options and massage parlours once this lockdown ever gets lifted.
Thanks for the review, I was looking at this one myself, needless to say into the bin she goes 👎
J L
> Bobb_1988 on February 12, 2021, 04:18:20 pm:
> She’s isn’t the worse looking women ever and tiny figure of no more than size 8
> with her age I’d say mid to late 30’s. Eastern European accent with fine English
> easily to make conservation if wanted.
No way late 30s 🤷
There's been a stream of girls through that house over the last three years.
It's run by a pimp from one of the Baltic states who seems to specialise in street girls.
Good place to avoid
Met on
£70 41m
semi-residential road, about a 10min walk east of Stoke Newington train station • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
An efficient and personable text exchange, including Linett’s auto-response … My service! Sensual massage, Tantric massage,Prostata m, Full body m, Deep tissue m, Soft m,Lingam m, Relaxing m, and hand relief happy end 1h£70 30min £50 Xx Linett … resulted in an easy booking of an hour’s session for £70. All good so far … but no further.
Although Linett has since moved on to Colindale, this location was a grim flat above a shop along a semi-residential road, about a 10min walk east of Stoke Newington train station … utterly indiscreet, as I stuck out in a perpetual footfall of Haredi Jews! In the manky flat, stinking of fags, at least the massage table seemed spick and span … the bathroom was little cleaner, but allowed a basic wash to get cigarette stench out of one’s hair.
Although Linett is the SP in these further filtered photos … she in reality is a grim granny. Standing 5’3” and a formless Size 6 with A-cups and no discernible ass, Linett was scrawny with warty skin. Her witchy and haggard face told a story of a rough life … I didn’t want to know. Linett is easily in her 50s … from Hungary … speaking good enough English for convo.
Calling Linett on my arrival to the postcode, she directed me up to her flat. On meeting her face-to-face, in that grubby setting, this was one of the first times that I felt like walking from an SP that wasn’t even a B&S! But as I wasn’t there to fuck her, I convinced myself that her FBSM must be amazing … and pushed on. After discussing the massage types on offer, as per her text, I opted for a “mixed” offering. I coughed up the cash, and undressed as Linett popped out to stash. Back in the room, Linett found me nude and prone on the table … but I noted that she only undressed as far as her grey tank top and black panties. Warmed oil spilled on my back, as I settled my face in the hole … and Linett started a worthy Swedish hand massage … very good, actually … unknotting, stretchy-pulls, pummelling. However, although the hand massage started all over my posterior with me starkers, I felt the odd placement of a towel across my ass within minutes … after which Linett seemed to focus her massage above and below. I didn't complain, as I actually felt her novel use of massage rollers and novel manoeuvres (quad stretches with bent-knee lifts, fast/deep swipes down spine, and other testing techniques) quite pleasurable. But I soon realised that I’d had no CC-swipes and no reach-unders and no B2B. And before I knew it, I was then asked to turn over. Now supine … with that pesky towel thrown aside and cock and balls rightly exposed … I was expecting more hand massage, steadily becoming sensual with possibly B2B, although I actually wasn’t too keen to the latter all of a sudden having eyed Linett’s wiry and warty body. However, my expectation was derailed, as Linett offered a face massage. I accepted … and enjoyed her tender application of cold cream over my face and temples, and then head massage with her firm fingers. After a few minutes of that … my eyes still closed, as I expected more … I suddenly felt my cock and balls lifted up into Linett’s oily grip. I blinked my eyes open, and watched Linett start lingam-like … slow and sensual, including tweaks of my nipples … but quickly progress to a basic wank! And again, before I knew it, I’d bloody cum in her hands … and even that was ruined by her premature release of her grip, letting my final spurts dribble miserably out of my abandoned dong. Starting up random chat, Linett wet-wiped me clean, as I lay there trying to work out what had just happened. Although I could see no clock, I knew had to have time left … but Linett offered of shower. I contemplated arguing for her to carry on at least a massage … but I didn’t fancy her or the surroundings, and probably felt relieved to be getting away early. So, I had a basic scrub, quickly dressed, brief banter … and buggered off … checking my phone on the way out, realising that only 41mins had passed in that shithole.
Although Linett’s massage is actually quite good, as a professional massage, even this was short-changed! She doesn’t have the bod for B2B, but the least she should be able to do is warp a bloke up with a properly happy ending … especially as she is not a Charlie to excuse an unexciting service. So, Negative this must be, as I for sure ain’t ever going back.
Thanks for your review tantraman. Out of curiosity how did you fancy her? I went to see her when she was in colindale, I walked away from her door she looked too skinny and unhealthy to me 😱
She got a new profile now
Hi HbN 👋
I didn't fancy her at all. As I mentioned, I found Linett to be a "grim granny ... scrawny with warty skin ... witchy and haggard face told a story of a rough life ..." ... and "this was one of the first times that I felt like walking from an SP that wasn’t even a B&S! But as I wasn’t there to fuck her, I convinced myself that her FBSM must be amazing … and pushed on ..." ... no doubt because "the last Covid-19 lockdown had made me desperate" ... you are a stronger man than I, and did right to walk.
😊
Thanks for the heads-up on the latest profile, HbN 👋 ...
I see that Linett is now calling herself xxx Liza xxx ...
... and is still filtering her photos ...
You've been warned ⏰
And thanks to our ever-resourceful magnetico 👋 , we have a new veri pic too ...
Thank you for the warning. Crossed of the list
Thanks for share 👍
I fancy seeing her myself. As quite local...is any touching allowed?
I stroked her legs and ass a few times which seemed ok. Made a gentle tug at her panties at one stage and she told me 'no' and that I was naughty! I didn't push it or offer any money but I'm guessing there might be a bit more on offer.
She is normally based in and around London, have had her on my list to see but never got round to seeing her. Thanks for the review I can tick her off my to see list as a negative 💃