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housewife-laila

Aldershot - GU12 (see outcall areas in Details)
6 reviews
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3.010

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 10st 1lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 36"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 26"

Body Type: Average

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Aldershot

Reviews

6 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

£120 30m

Tongham • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Original comms very bossy and rude booked 30 minutes for £100 plus paid £10 each for OWO and CIM total paid £120. Arrived at her place in Tongham and was given full address.

Venue

Arrived at her place in Tongham and was given full address.

Looks

It is Laila in the photos but cleverly taken not to show the Gunt my god it was massive she was dressed in a black one piece and states that it stays on and she will pull it sideways for pussy access I think if she removed it the belly would explode.

The Meet

Gave me an average BJ OWO and when I cum she stopped and let it drip out. Real bossy chav lady dont waste your time.

Final Thoughts

Just shows website reviews are bollocks

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9 comments

Reviewed on

£160 45m

GU10 • Tongham/Farnham • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

All comms were done really easily by text. The responses were pretty quick. She confirmed the location and whether that would be suitable. Texts were pretty polite and to the point.

Venue

Residential house in a quiet area of Tongham/Farnham in the GU10 Postcode. Fairly straightforward to get to if you are driving not sure about public transport, but there is on street parking with no restrictions right by the property. The bathroom was clean and there was a shower within the bath, however whilst the water was nice and hot it was probably the worst water pressure I have seen in my life (It was a dribble best), when I returned she said the shower wasn’t working and she had it fixed (Probably need to get them back in).

Looks

Photos are clearly of Laila, she was wearing the blue dress as can be seen in her gallery. The profile pic of her is probably a little dated as she is a fuller in the face, The details in the interview states a size 10. I would suggest that is more a 12-14 and the 5’4” is probably accurate and she carries herself well. She has a decent sized boobs (although the 36DD seems a bit of an exaggeration for me), She has a full curvy bum which is probably her best feature and is pretty well reflected on the gallery. Strong thighs and calves which you might expect from a slightly curvy woman. She mentions Indian in the profile but I think she is half Sri Lankan and half English. Also noticed some tattoos (name of a fella). She is friendly and very chatty, she is clearly confident in herself and was constantly making comments about herself and her figure.

The Meet

The service started with a massage which was rather nice, and I actually enjoyed it she paid good attention to my back which was rather stiff (unlike other parts of me at this moment in time). She worked her way over my back, arms and legs, before I offered her the same. I massaged her back and shoulders, working my way to her legs and spread them open as I turned around and moved onto Oral. She is someone that takes care of herself, she was clean and shaven and smelt good. After a reasonable time of that and her claim to have come (not sure that was true), she eventually moved on and repaid the favour. I have to say that she was actually really good, she has lovely eyes and good technique moving her way between balls and shaft. I was rock hard by this time and she moved on and after putting on the condom eased my member into her moist pussy in cowgirl. This was probably the highlight as she was pounding away. During conversation she mentioned her horses and that would probably explain it. We moved on to doggy and pounding away whilst grabbing her hips and arse was another highlight. I did start to lose my hard-on and decided to wank to get it going again and we both ended up wanking to completion.

Final Thoughts

I don’t think so, the price point was not VFM for me, whilst she is really nice, the photo’s need to be updated a touch. Whilst I didn’t feel rushed at the time, there seems to be a set of actions which are there to either relax you or kill the time (massage at the start). There was no thought of anything once I had cum. She rushed off for a shower, and on the return there was not a mention of time and whether you want another massage or do you think you can have another crack (not that I probably would have in 20 minutes) but would have been nice to have been asked considering the price. It for me was one of them you don’t know unless you have been, and it was a neutral at best for me.

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Reviewed on

2/10

£160 40m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Good got in contact three weeks earlier we arranged to meet all good. The day we are to meet she texts on that day, to say oh I'm not feeling too well. and cancels. I text back to say get better soon and I will catch up with you another time. So last Thursday I got in contact with her again. I received a quick response and we agreed to meet on Saturday. I sent her a £50 deposit. She thanks me and says see you Saturday. Saturday comes I wake up early very excited. I send a text confirming I will be there at the agreed time. I get a text back Oh I did not sleep very well last night? But she will see me anyway at the agreed time. While Driving there she texts me to say that She is running 10mins late. Ok, I arrive 10 minutes late and say I am outside. she texts back and ask's for another five minutes. I am starting to get fed up at this point. I Give her five minutes after five minutes I start the car up ready to drive off. Just then she rings my mobile to say she is ready, so I decided to stop the car and see what she is like! After all, I have come all this way.

Venue

Followed her upstairs to her bedroom.

Looks

I saw Laila on the site. I liked her picture I thought she looked very attractive I liked her exotic looks half Indian and half English this is usually a lovely mix. So as I was walking down her pathway to the house I saw this short frumpy woman at the door welcoming me in.

The Meet

Sometimes you wonder did you get the same women as everyone else had? I had read on her profile reviews of how beautiful she was? Followed her upstairs to her bedroom. She is dressed in a blue old fashion dress and some thick tights, not a sexy look. I give her the envelope with the cash. She asks me to shower I do just out of politeness as I had a shower and full manscaped an hour ago. Go back into the bedroom. She comes back still in the old fashion blue dress. There is no sexiness about this woman whatsoever. In fact, she comes over as very bossy and not in an endearing way. She asks me to lay on the bed only for her to give me a shit massage, and I still have my wet towel on. it was very uncomfortable. She then asks me to give her a massage which I do within a minute she asks do I want a blow job. Thank God, at last, something I actually want Then gets out a condom and puts it on me WTF. I ask for owo she says no I only do oral with a condom On her profile it says owo. All the guys on the site said what a great blow job she gives. This woman doesn't know how to give a good blow job, She kept asking am I enjoying it. If she shuts up and gets on with it I might have enjoyed the blow job. She just kept destroying the mood, about two mins into the blow job she asks do you want to lick my pussy. Everything seemed so rushed and nothing is flowing. So I start to lick her pussy which tasted ok I was just getting into licking her pussy. Then she asked me( more like being bossy me) to fuck her doggy style. Why not I'm here now! One good point she does have a tight pussy. So I was really enjoy fucking her doggy style, she kept asking was I enjoying it. After about two minutes, Her Being bossy again, she suggested turning over onto my back I thought we are going to do another position. While turning over I had quick thirty-second play with her tits She then lubes my cock up and starts wanking me off which I just start to enjoy for about thirty seconds. Then says I want you to wank yourself off while you watch me play with myself. (WTF I could have stayed at home and wanked myself for nothing) So anyway did this blew my load. She quickly covered me in wet wipes told me where the bin was and She left the room. So I clean myself off. I stood there waiting for her to come back after what seemed a long time. I then put my clothes back on she comes in fully dressed. WTF I leave the house get back into the car and look at the clock in the car it's less than forty minutes I spent in that house.

Final Thoughts

Conclusion: What a waste of time. This was the worst GFE I have ever had in five years. She didn't look like her photo. No sex appeal she was very bossy, no warmth about her, everything was rushed. No Kissing This cost me £160 for an hour £160 is a lot of money to me. I have to work a lot of hours to earn this type of money. I was in the house for less than 40 mins and she earns this for bad service. I was looking forward to meeting a warm human being Not someone that seems not to care much and the only agenda is to get you out the door as quickly as possible. I felt like I have been taken advantage of and this site is a way of warning others. In general, over the last five years, I have met some wonderful ladies on the site. So my next review will be a positive review. The last thing that pisses me off is the good feedback left on the site? Are these for real? After this bad experience can only get better.

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Reviewed on

£140 1h

Tongham, outskirts of Aldershot • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Would repeat

Communications

Phoned, no reply but txt received few minutes later so called back and arranged 1hr @ £140 with about 1.5 hr notice. Postcode and road name received by txt. As I approached the area I received a text advising a 15 minute delay. Not a prob. Called at 15 minutes after the original appointment time and given address and parking info.

Venue

Private terrace house on estate. Pedestrian access only but plenty of parking close by and she could see me park up from her living room window. Plenty of space and no nosy neighbours.

Looks

Definitely lady in profile but bit of a belly and the bum not quite as shapely as the pictures suggest. She mentions some Indian heritage in her profile and she does have an attractive (IMHO) exotic look. Chatty and bubbly personality. Very pleasant.

The Meet

She greeted me in jeans, blouse and heels. I'd made a clothing request at time of booking which she had acknowledged but 'forgotten about' so she dashed out to change after asking me to leave the 'gift' on the dresser. I undressed and waited for her to return just a few minutes later. She insisted on keeping a one piece on, explaining how easy the access to top and bottom were with crotch fastening and shoulder straps. I didn't question it. I'm not a fan of a wobbly tummy so if that's why she wanted to keep it on, I was OK with that.

Final Thoughts

A neutral based on the FK, oral and rushing. Definitely not a passionate GFE but a borderline positive for the penetration. I'd possibly visit again for 30 mins if in the area. If only she did 15 minutes pump and go!

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Reviewed on

8/10

£80 30m

Tongham • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Very good. Text and phone call and arranged a meet for later that day. Laila is English Asian (i think), so comms are spot on.

Venue

House in Tongham, quiet residential area. Showed upstairs to a bedroom, which is fine.

Looks

Her profile gives little away, but I was tempted by her arse, really. I appreciate she wouldn't be to everyone's taste, but she's certainly not unattractive. She's a big-ish girl but she's firm - all (very nice) tits and arse with a bit of timber, but i found her very nice. If you're after a slender bird you won't get that.

The Meet

English, so conversation / communication is fine. Shown to her room, she scooted off to get ready in some nice lingerie. Started with a massage before moving onto a bit of foreplay. No DFK, more light kissing, but this changed as the meet went on. She has lovely tits and they are worth some time spent on them. I was after a GFE, which was what i got, so onto BJ, 69, RO (which she likes), CG and Mish before off with the mac and she gave me a tit wank whilst i was on RO. All very nicely delivered by a nice girl. Went a bit over time, but no clock watching. She says she rides horses, which would explain why she's firm.

Final Thoughts

Cost - £80 / half hour. Would return if the circumstances are right and i don't have to go out of my way.

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Reviewed on

5/10

Do not recommend

Communications

9/10 comms Were generally pretty good, at one point she seemed a little annoyed when I asked if she would be okay moving the booking forward by a day but it was just her misunderstanding my wording.

Looks

4/10 face, 6/10 body. Laila hides her face in her profile pictures and i'd say there's a reason for that. She isn't by any means ugly but certainly not beautiful. She seems to have some kind of dental issue as her teeth are a bit crooked, this seemed to impact her kissing and oral skills as she was very shallow with both which didn't end up being very nice (she claims to do really good OWO and her feedback seems to agree but didn't do much for me). I'm a big fan of big boobs and Laila has a nice big pair which were very soft to the touch, she didn't let me do much with them as she is apparently very sensitive with the same thing happening down below but enough for me to have some fun with them. I suspect she at some point had a C-section but have no real evidence to back this up, she wore 3 different outfits during the booking and all 3 covered her midsection. She also mentioned having a kid but that's all there is backing that up. I asked if she would be mind taking it off but she said she preferred keeping some clothes on (even though she must have been boiling under the covers when we were chatting away between sessions).

The Meet

Plenty of sex in mish and cowgirl, OWO, HJ, massage all delivered on. Like I mentioned earlier she was very light on the kissing and for the moment when I asked her to do some FK it was like a lizard darting their tongue in for just a moment before it went back. It had been 15 months or so since I had been with a woman so I was hoping for some DFK and a proper GFE but sadly Laila didn't or couldn't deliver.

Final Thoughts

If she's your cup of tea then go ahead, she's reasonably priced and if you are after a cuddly massage with some nice tits to play with then she's a good match. If you want a body to go with the brain then look elsewhere. I won't be returning

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