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Busty Louise

Slough - SL1 (see outcall areas in Details)
7 reviews
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5.310

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Gender: Female

Height: 5'6"

Meets With: Men, Women

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: G

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Slough

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

8/10

£100 1h

Slough • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Communication was by phone, not text, so I ended up leaving the house without knowing what part of Slough I was aiming for. However I found somewhere to pull in and managed to contact her on the phone so ended up in the right place.

Venue

Reasonable area and a decent flat.

Looks

Looks were in line with what I was expecting.

The Meet

Louise was friendly. She seemed eager to please and there was a lengthy session of OWO followed by doggy and mish. All positive.

Final Thoughts

All positive.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

4/10

Met on

£60 30m

small block of flats • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Good comms to set up the meeting. Good comms on the day.

Venue

Flat in a small block of flats - parking was available on the street but can imagine sometimes it may not be. Buzzed in and up to the flat.

Looks

Dressed in pants and small vest top - huge boobs on display. Facially OK but she has a big gut.

The Meet

Usual behind the door. First impressions - not great. Dressed in pants and small vest top - huge boobs on display. Facially OK but she has a big gut - I  thought about walking but by this time I was in. Had booked for 30 minutes at £60. Massive tits were out on display. Tit play, tit fuck and blowjob with cum on tits. One pop and I was out. Should have booked blow n go for £40 instead.

Final Thoughts

Would I go back - definitely not.

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6 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£60 30m

flats in slough • Incall

Do not recommend

Venue

Venue itself is a little cluttered and eccentric (like her) but not unclean. Bathroom offered and used.

Looks

Louise: massive firm heavy chebs, but small shapeless arse. Reverse pear shaped

The Meet

Service: owo, sex (cunt and arse) covered

+:
Big tits. Owo was pretty good

-:
Took a bit of anal but when I pulled out the rubber had skid marks on it 🤮 if you’re going to offer your arse out, fucking clean it at least.

Final Thoughts

Negative and no return.

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Reviewed on

5/10

Met on

£100 1h

her street • Incall • Free parking

Do not recommend

Communications

I contacted Louise a couple of hours before our meet up. Like other reports she was very to the point. She told me the main road to turn off from and her street but left the interconnecting road off, luckily i had a sat nav. I had plenty of time to spare so i did a reccy on the street. On road parking which was fine until i returned an hour later, i was in plenty of time for my visit but she was hurrying me up to get there. In the end i park in flats private carpark, she said i would not get clamped and i could have a pass if i wanted to. I declined. I didnt get clamped.

Venue

As other reviews it was ok quite tidy and it didnt smell. I said i wanted an hour and sorted out the paperwork. Asked for a shower as as previously reported it was a hand held shower head very awkward and i had to wait for the water to warm up.

Looks

Probably at least 60 this time with dyed red hair, very busty about a size 16 or more. Shaved and didnt smell. More of a GILF, not stunning but then not a double bagger.

The Meet

She was not bossy but kept asking me 'do i like this, do i like that' started with light kissing and owo but nothing lasted long, it was very regimental, i just started to enjoy something then we went on to something else. Oral, rimming tonguing me all around my balls. Then i went down her, smelt ok and used some toys. My gosh, how much lube did she use!! Finger blasted her, toys and oral or her for at least 15min. She said that her pussy was tight, it wasnt. On with the mac, asked her to go on top and after a bit i shot my load in the condom. She was disappointed and said these things happen. I thought i lasted quite some time.. Time for another shower. Got dressed and left. She said i could return next week i liked.

Final Thoughts

She did all the things i wanted to do but it was all to matter of fact. She was ok not awful but not good. I read some reviews afterwards and thought should have paid a few more quid and gone elsewhere.

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Reviewed on

5/10

Accurate photos

Communications

Louise has been in the business for many years and is very well organised, with no problem about booking.

Looks

She's no oil painting and has quite a gut, but I was expecting this (it's fairly clear from her photos) and the tits are certainly pretty spectacular.

The Meet

She's really friendly and chatty, but we didn't really click and after coming early from oral (as I always do), I wasn't sufficiently turned on to rouse myself for a second pop. She made limited efforts to encourage me - I get the impression from talking to her that she has a good number of regulars who clearly get more out of her than I was able to manage.

Final Thoughts

Worth a go if you're in the area and are a tit man, but I won't be going back.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

9/10

£60 30m

SL1 • SL1 area • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Superb. Her green light was showing, and I was in the area so I called her up. She answered straight away and I asked if she was on for a short notice booking. She asked me to wait as she already had a booking, but it was looking like he wasn't going to turn up. She agreed to check with the previous booking if that was a go, and then get back to me. About 5mins later I got the all clear and agreed a time. I was on time (as usual 😁) and called her for further directions. She guided me in, no problems 👍

Venue

Apartment in SL1 area, parking is available on street, although I can imagine it gets busy at times. Easy to get in and reasonably discreet. Apartment was clean and nicely decorated. Bathroom was lovely and clean too 👍 Bedroom was clean and tidy, with a new covering on the bed. There was a chair for my clothes, so no need to leave stuff on the floor to pick up stray hairs 😊 Louise asked me to wash my hands when I arrived and I got a clean towel to dry off.

Looks

Louise greeted me at the door with lingerie that was a little too small up top, result being that her boobs were popping right out 🤩 Lots of make up and bronzer, classic British BBW, very social and accommodating. No hygiene issues whatsoever, I could tell she had just showered before my arrival. She has dyed her hair somewhat, so has more of a red tinge to it than the brown listed on her profile.

The Meet

She offered me something to drink, and I asked for some water as the weather was really hot that day. Handed over £60 for the half hour, which she squirrelled away in another room. Came back with the water, no funny business 👍 I undressed and she approached, however I stopped her as I wanted to freshen up before the action. No problem for her, and as I had placed the previous towel on the floor, she handed over another clean one and sent me back to the bathroom 👍 Once I was cleaned up, and dried off, the action began. Started with lots of sensual DFK, she got her tits out and I had a good suck and explore, burying myself within her ample cleavage. Copious amounts of kissing, groping, nipple sucking and general exploring of each other's bodies. She moved down for some OWO which started off great, but as she continued it got a little bit toothy 😬 I mentioned this to her and she changed up her technique, and I started enjoying myself again 👍 She then asked me if I wanted rimming 😁 However... when I had freshened up, I had deep cleaned everything except my asshole 🤦‍♂️ It was clean of course, as I had showered earlier that day, but as I hadn't specifically lathered and washed it immediately prior to the action I was too self conscious to accept the offer of rimming 🤦‍♂️ What an idiot! You live and learn, I'll never make that mistake again 😒 I asked for 69 and she obliged. She asked if I wanted her to wipe down beforehand, I declined as she was already clean, and I wanted some pussy taste 🤤 She manoeuvred me into a better position and plonked herself on top of me. This is where the punt got really hot and heavy, as I was licking her, she got really into it, and started talking dirty. I don't normally like dirty talk from escorts but hers was on point and added to the mood 👍 She directed me as I licked, and told me to insert my fingers, open her up etc.. When punting, I'm a little submissive by nature so I really got into this. We did this for so long that my tongue really started to hurt and fingers started to ache, however I was enjoying her basically fucking my face, so much, that I kept going nonetheless 😎 It was time for the finish, so I asked her to move into Cowgirl 🤠 She gave me some more OWO, put the condom on, slipped me inside her and rode me. Just as I was about to finish, I asked her to smother me with her tits, and she did causing me to cum quite hard 😜💦 She took away the used rubber and and cleaned me off with some cool wet wipes. Then lay beside me for some LFK, cuddling and post punt prattle. When I was ready I got up, got dressed and was offered the use of the shower again. I declined, said my goodbyes and fucked off 👍

Final Thoughts

Amazing punt, one of my best to date 😎 Had a surprisingly good time, and she read me like a book. Fucking my face, squashing me with her humongous tits, smothering me between her cleavage etc etc. Personally I felt like I had gotten 5 star service. Good comms, coupled with the offer of a shower before and after, with clean towels available each time 👍 We for sure ran over somewhat and she's not a clock watcher. She didn't try to rush me out, there was a relaxed atmosphere post punt, and she had some good banter. I'd love to see Louise again, (and get some rimming in 🤦‍♂️) So she's staying on the HL!

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13 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

20m

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Professional, but straight to the point. Don't expect any small talk or asking what you want. As soon as time and location is confirmed she is quick to get off the phone. Nothing wrong with that to be fair, some people see this as a business. I had a slight feeling that she might be a clock watcher, which I would discover later. I called her last minute, but she was able to squeeze me in (something that thankfully did not happen) I wasn't going to be on time so I sent a text and she was fine with. Despite saying when I would be there, she constantly sent me texts asking if I was near and that she had another appointment later on. Train delays prevented me from being on time so I don't hold this against her, she has other schedules to keep to.

Venue

Location is a bit grim, unclean with a chair to put your clothes on.

Looks

Firstly Louise is not a looker whatsoever. Didn't bother me that much, but some would find it off putting to some. What really put me off was that she smelt really bad. It's not an overpowering smell, but it was an unpleasant smell. Smelled like sweat and that she didn't wipe after using the toilet.

The Meet

Louise was kind enough to offer me a drink when I got there and was professional. She asked if I wanted to get ready while she got ready. Handed the money over and that was the formalities done. The dirty talking was very fake and over the top. I know dirty talking is fake with escorts, but hers was so polarising. It was such a weird and distracting. Near the end she checked the time and said we had 5 minutes. I didn't check because I was happy to leave early. After saying bye and leaving I noticed that despite paying for half an hour she only made it last 20 minutes.

Final Thoughts

Overall, avoid like the plague or you might end up smelling it.

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4 comments