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XMarissaXxx

Knightsbridge - SW3 (see outcall areas in Details)
18 reviews
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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Polish

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

18 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

2/10

£100 30m

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Read positive reviews and found the images on website sexy plus good price so I thought I would give her a try.. Text were fine. I arrived on time and called when in front but delayed for 4 minutes.

Venue

Very tiny room. Bad smell. Dog in the room.

Looks

Face 2/10 Body 2/10 Personality 5/10 friendly and she is trying bless her

The Meet

Very tiny room. Bad smell. Dog in the room (she told me when I arrived 👎 ) Felt very awkward when I entered, the smell was awful. I think it was the dog food. Came once in 69.

Final Thoughts

Do not recommend, one of my worse punts ever. Feel bad for her, she is a nice girl and trying but a big no.

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Reviewed on

6/10

Met on

£80 30m

aldi • Incall • Free parking

Communications

So i decided to meet someone new and she was on my hot list and not too far away.

Venue

arrived at the location but it was too much waiting for the exact flat number, free parking was close by in aldi buzzed in and made my wait up to the flat, all good and she opened the door

Looks

a little taken a back by her size, she is a big girl

The Meet

arrived at the location but it was too much waiting for the exact flat number, free parking was close by in aldi buzzed in and made my wait up to the flat, all good and she opened the door a little taken a back by her size, she is a big girl, decided to just stick to a good OWO BJ and CIM, she sucked and sucked for a good 20mins before i exploded in her mouth, lots of ball play as well which felt good. she went to the bathroom to dispose of it, a small chit chat followed while i got dressed and left

Final Thoughts

great BJ but nothing much else to offer, don't think it would be easy to penetrate i have given her a Positive but reckon it could be a neutral for some.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£180 1h

Ryde, Isle of Wight • Incall • Parking available

Communications

10/10, booked via text, all texts responded to within the hour, if not quicker, good use and command of English language, clear and concise directions given to incall location.

Venue

functional AirBnb type basement flat in residential area of Ryde, Isle of Wight, easy to find.

Looks

8/10, 5 foot 5” tall, size 16, long brown hair, fairly pretty, easy to talk to, good conversation. Her profile claims a Size 12, no way. More like a 16 to 18, she’s got quite a figure on her now and she’s quite chunky. One thing I did notice about her was that her legs are solid like concrete pillars. Her legs are not especially huge, they are in proportion but they weigh an absolute tonne! I’m not sure if she does loads of exercise that keeps them really toned or whether it’s just the way she is built but they were rock solid. Not full of fat as fat wobbles, but her legs were really solid, like I’ve never come across before.

The Meet

7/10, I was as over on the Island for 2 days and so booked Merry the day before for morning of the following day. I chose her based on the 7 + reviews on here. She needed me to reconfirm on the day of the booking. Got sent directions to the premises a few minutes before the scheduled start time. Was offered shower on arrival but didn’t need as had just had one. Merry was dressed wearing stockings, no suspenders, knickers and a low cut top. Started with plenty of DFK which I would rate as being 8/10, it’s hard to find a girl these days who is really into the DFK and does it well and with passion. She was good and a lot better than other delights I have sampled. Moved onto the bed with some RO, followed by OWO and then Penetration (Protected). She isn’t that tight and so ended up with delivering my payload over her boobs.

Final Thoughts

Overall: 7/10, nice girl that delivered everything that was asked of her and it was done with enthusiasm. Just be aware her size is not what is portrayed on the website.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£70 30m

Brighton in kemp town area • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Saw MerryJ recently in Brighton in kemp town area, feeling horny and not a lot available and she was straight back with times etc so booked her for 30 min with only an hours notice. Perfect for my situation.

Venue

Flat was nice , all ready knew from previous reviews what to expect.

Looks

Bigger then pics, size 16 ish and quite plain looking but to be fair that doesn’t bother me at all.

The Meet

Grabbed a quick shower, £70 paid and then had some nice FK while feeling these huge great tits. While still standing she done some lovely owo with plenty of moans and groans to go with it. Hopped on bed with some 69 . Took a few fingers and got quite wet while she continued almost worshiping my cock. ! On with bag, smashed her doggy then she jumped on board and grinded on top before I popped while nestled in them huge mammaries. Actually really enjoyed it all. Nice and friendly, went slightly over but no problem.

Final Thoughts

Not to everyone’s taste but I would go back if she was in town. Think she tours a lot.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£80 30m

Farnborough • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Would repeat

Communications

I saw Merry 4 years ago and haven't had the opportunity since then, till I noticed she was in Farnborough when I would be there. Meeting arranged by text.

Venue

A serviced apartment next to an industrial estate.

Looks

Merry is much larger than previously. Claims to be size 14, and probably was when the profile photos were taken. Now I would suggest more like an 18. But still with good natural tits.

The Meet

Started with decent OWO, lots of variation. Then on with the mac and she got on top. Plenty of kissing, but only light FK. She claims to be a good kisser, but I would rate it as adequate, Switched to missionary, and gave her a good pumping before taking the option of CIM. She took it all in without spilling a drop, before disappearing to the bathroom to spit it out.

Final Thoughts

Overall a decent punt and would visit again as a Plan B, but she's too widescreen for my tastes, and I prefer girls who do proper DFK.

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Reviewed on

6/10

Met on

£140 1h

Hotel, Ryde, Isle of Wight • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Excellent communication with texts & emails

Venue

Hotel in Ryde, Isle of Wight, she was touring. Was a bit concerned as she was staying in a relatively popular clean and safe hotel in the town but one advantage of having to wear masks if you can look more discreet, straight in the door, upstairs and then found room knocked on the door.... there she was in lingerie bodysuit.

Looks

Plane Jane type with glasses late 20s brunette about 5" hight very nice big boobs, size 14 or 16, clean neutral smelling and non smoking. Looks wise little bit fatter than the photos show but I personally love that real women look. No signs of having kids just a bit fat. Really good big natural tits and nipples.

The Meet

Very easy and businesslike communication by email and text, confirming CIM, OWC, full safe girlfriend and anal, 10 minutes beforehand she texted me exact room number. Sorted the paperwork out then but a minutes of Smalltalk and straight down to business, this when the negatives come in. Condom all the way, OW, no anal and not keen on kissing…. OK start at that point to protest so she begrudgingly caved into to OWC but “no cum in me”, sucked me off for about 5 mins. And then in the typical Polish submissive way, onto the bed all cloths off. I explored her body (really really good tits!), RO her, completely no fingers allowed anywhere near her pussy or bum, but clean and no last punter condom taste. Rubber up (i had to do it), asked her to jump on; no tightness or grip in the pussy, and I wasn't allowed to rub her clit. Held her ample hips and fongalled her breasts, five minutes of her riding was done in bag. She then talked about lunch how she's quite tired and has not eaten, than about all kinds of rubbish - I thought no you're going to do round 2 or 3 as we are only 20 min into 1 hour…. So took charge of the situation and asked for doggy, and that point she said “don’t think i have left any condoms for your size”….. Reached over to my jacket, magically she found she had a few left after all…. Condom on, pounded away, again no real feeling or tightness of her pussy. Her ass looked so dam tempting and I did broach the subject quickly, “NO NO” reply, such a pity as it's probably got a lot tighter, better fuck and got some feeling in it. Wasn't getting anywhere so I decided to ask her too stop, suck me off, which she did and not normally like this put my hands behind her head and facefucked her hard. To give her credit she took this really well felt actually quite nice her technique. I'm still the gentleman I did stop before i cumed in her, next condom on and asked her to jump on which she did, came in bag a few mins later.

Final Thoughts

SUMMARY: Really amazing tits and nipples, complete change of heart on services offered by email/text was a real bugger. Extremely submissive, little interest and no connection started to feel and I can't explain why her pussy was so lose and slack in the Smalltalk she said she didn't have any children can't be that. Would I go back and see her? Probably yes but for 30 mins, pump and dump, good bj, her tits are stunning!!! So positive (just)

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Reviewed on

5/10

£130 1h

Flat opposite Hillingdon Hospital • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Call not answered, she called back, meeting arranged, address given via text on arrival. English good but she wasn't chatty.

Venue

Flat opposite Hillingdon Hospital, student accommodation standard bedroom, bathroom was clean enough.

Looks

Face was OK but she is fat. Not just plump but pushing obese. The photos might be her a long time ago but they are not representative. She says size 12 + 36DD. I would say Size 14-16 and saggy C cup.

The Meet

Fairly standard introduction then lots of kissing, deep with plenty of tongue. She appeared to enjoy and was returning my kisses as we undressed each other and moved onto the bed. I went down on her and she was immediately making it clear she was enjoying it, pinching and pulling her nipples as she ground her pussy against my face. It took a long time to make her cum though and I had to slip a finger in to get her over the edge. She returned the favour and you would believe she had been given a treat to be allowed to suck my cock, she spent at least 15 minutes and all the time she was making more appreciative noises that some girls do when I go down on them! Sex was OK, nothing special.

Final Thoughts

Pros
Proper GFE
Plenty of DFK
Long and enthusiastic OWO

Cons
Fat enough to be off putting
Expensive

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Reviewed on

6/10

Peterborough city centre apartment • Incall

Recommend

Communications

10/10 Phone call to discuss availability and services offered followed by a text with location. A further text was sent 10mins before the meet detailing the apartment number. Very good English, no issues at all.

Venue

The apartment building next to the passport office in the city centre. Loads of girls seem to be using these apartments and, while I do begrudge having to go into the city centre for a punt, I cant complain with the ease of access and quality of the rooms/facilities. It is not overly discreet, however, so going during the evening is suggested if you want to avoid anyone spotting you.

Looks

I saw Merry a few months back, wrote this review and forgot all about it! Merry does not give too much away on her profile. She is of medium height with a few extra pounds. I wouldn't call her fat, but she isn't one for those after a tight body. She does have a nice big arse though and good sized boobs. Facially she is pretty but not stunning. Overall, I would say she is above average but far from a natural beauty.

The Meet

I arrived on time and knocked on the door but could hear the sound of a hoover inside and clearly Merry didn't hear me. 2 more knocks later and a double check of the apartment number, I text her to come and let me in and off went the hoover and I could hear footsteps coming towards the door. Once inside Merry was dressed in stockings and a lace top, which looked very nice. I took up the offer of a shower and was offered a drink of water, which was a nice touch. As I went into the bathroom I could hear Merry chatting to someone in the next room, so either a minder or another working girl was present. A short shower later and I went into the bedroom where we got down to business. Merry started off with lots of kissing and some very nice DFK. I didn't ask for this but it was offered up and who was I to refuse! After a few minutes of this, Merry dropped to her knees and provided some impressive OWO. she was happy to have her head held and I throat fucked her pretty deep. Her technique is very good, but not long after getting down there she was keen to move onto sex. I knew I only had one shot in me so decided to give in and let her rubber me up so that I didn't finish before the good parts had begun. Started with her on top, which was good and hard. One major bonus was Merry kissing during sex, which I find many WG's seem to avoid. Then we switched to missionary and I pumped away quite hard while she made eye contact. Finally, doggy, where I shot into the bag. It is difficult to criticise much of what was offered as nothing was refused and all aspects were done well. It just seemed like one big rush from the moment she started sucking me off. Initially, the kissing lesd me to believe it would be a slow and built up experience, but as soon as she got on her knees it was all about getting me to cum asap. I will say she takes a pounding like a trooper though and during doggie I really went for it. After finishing up, she handed me a box of wet wipes and almost ushered me into the bathroom for a shower before I left. I had asked for a shower afterwards, but a few minutes to recuperate would've been nice.

Final Thoughts

I would struggle to mark Merry anything but positive as all the services were great, I just wish the whole experience didn't feel so rushed. I probably wont return, but I would recommend if options are limited and you want a quick pump and dump. Shes a nice girl, looks fine and is happy to take what you can give her so for that a positive is just about deserved.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£60 30m

Farnborough, near BMW • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Communications

Merry moves about a bit (currently in Peterborough), in Farnborough she was working from one of the blocks of flats near BMW, in fact a smaller block which was a bit easier to navigate. I parked about 5 minutes walk away in a residential area and approached on foot. Comms were good, I usually use text for ladies whose first language isn't English, when I got there I phoned and she buzzed me in.

Venue

one of the blocks of flats near BMW, in fact a smaller block which was a bit easier to navigate.

Looks

Merry is quite pretty but a bit plump, her profile does say size 12 which is probably about right but she is certainly a bit bigger than the only full-body profile photo, with nice boobs.

The Meet

She was quite friendly and chatty, after the money bit was done she lay down with me for a session of kissing, cuddling, fondling etc. However I forgot to ask if I could use my own condom  👎 She moved quite quickly to putting a condom on and I told her I would like OWO, despite having tried to skip it she sucked my cock enthusastically and well for a while, then she put the condom on and we fucked in CG and missionary. However I couldn't cum, which is often a problem I have with a standard sized condom, at one point she pulled away and started doing a HJ. I asked if I could have CIM which she offers on her profile. Well, it was more like a HJ with associated licking of my knob, and when I came I suppose it went somewhere near her mouth. Having said that it did feel good and was quite an intense orgasm.

Final Thoughts

Neutral because I realised half way into the punt I was not really into it that day, so maybe the lack of excitement was partly my fault, also I forgot to try to negotiate the use of my own condom.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Block of flats off a main street, Epsom • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

All SMS. She's generally responsive and the booking was made easily.

Venue

Block of flats off a main street, less than 10 mins walk from the train station.

Looks

Didn't meet her.

The Meet

Didn't happen. Sequence of events below:

- Arranged in the morning for an hour appt the same afternoon. Address supplied.
- She sent a text 30 mins before the meet that she'd be 20 mins late because she was stuck in traffic (i.e. she was around 50 minutes away). Unfortunately I didn't see it until 10 mins before the time (I was stuck in a meeting).
- I agreed, but said I likely could only stay 45 mins and that I would have to leave if it were any later.
- 10 mins before the revised time, she says "OK".
- I ask her if she's there since I'm waiting close by.
- 6 mins before the revised time, she says "8 mins".
- I request that she sends me the flat number at the revised time.
- I hear nothing so 2 mins past, I tell her I'm leaving and walk off.
- She just replies "Oh sorry". To be fair, she follows up shortly afterwards with a more apologetic message blaming parking, traffic etc.. but no attempt made to salvage the meet or any future one, e.g. she could have offered a half hour at a much reduced rate.
- I conclude she's actually not that close at all but, since I knew I'd be in the area again later in the week, I ask if she'd offer a discount if I rebook.
- She offers a tenner off. I didn't take her up on it

Final Thoughts

It feels like a harsh negative but, whilst she had a plausible reason (I've been delayed to punts before because of transport/traffic issues), it's equally plausible that she's squeezed another booking in front of me. I've been suckered by the "just 5 more minutes please, babee" line in the past so my bullshit tolerance is very low. I might have been more forgiving if she'd made more of an effort to save the situation.

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