Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Hungarian
Orientation: Straight
£60 30m
Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
I haven't written any reviews for a long time, mostly because I've been sticking to a few regulars. I liked the look of Anne - she's tall and curvy, which suits me, and her profile promised much - she boasted sensitive nipples and a love of RO "until I keep cumming over and over".
location fine
She looks like her pics, and does have lovely firm breasts and nipples. She's very friendly and has a lovely gentle touch that really got me in the mood - so far so good.
The reason for the neutral is not that it was a meh visit, but that it was half fantastic and half disappointing! Comms fine, location fine. She looks like her pics, and does have lovely firm breasts and nipples. She's very friendly and has a lovely gentle touch that really got me in the mood - so far so good. After a while I sat on the bed with her standing so I could give her nipples a really good suck - although they were nice and hard, this seemed to have no effect on her at all - no noise, no reaction. Kind of odd... Then she offered a blowjob and I asked if we could do 69, which she was very happy to do, so she squatted over me and it was great - I have to honestly say she gave one of the best blowjobs I've ever had - great variation, use of the tongue, changes of speed etc. It was amazing. Now I totally love licking pussy while this is going on, and hers was clean, juicy and tasty - but again, exactly zero reaction from her. Never mind, I thought, I'm about to pop so let's move on; she lay on her back and I plunged in - it felt great. I lasted longer than I expected because she'd pitched the blowjob just perfectly, so I really enjoyed the fuck and it was a good hard cum - but again, she seemed to completely withdraw and showed no reaction, positive or negative. Then literally as soon as I'd cum she started chatting away normally - so I left sexually satisfied (which after all was the main point) but frankly a bit confused and disappointed, because of her apparent lack of enjoyment. I say apparent, because she gave no sign afterwards of seeming upset.
Anyway, that's how it turned out - I reckon you could have a great quickie with her if you're really horny and just want to dump your load, but a longer encounter might be a disppointment.
£40 15m
residential road about 5 mins from west croydon station • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Made a trip to see this girl, quick responses via text and I went for 15 mins at £40.
Her place is on a residential road about 5 mins from west croydon station. Not sure the arrangement she has with the house, it was quite spacious but I was directed to one of the bedrooms.
She is the same girl in the pics, her stomach comes out a little but still a nice curvy body, not sure about the age on profile, maybe a few years older.
She is a friendly lady, doesnt mind chatting but it is the service that was a bit bizzare. I asked for a BJ which was owo, I asked if I can touch her tits, she says ok but still no access to them. Decent enough BJ, I asked her to go slow. Then we moved onto sex, I went for doggy but because there wasnt full lighting in the room, it was difficult for me to insert plus I was going flaccid at this point. I asked for CG as i thought it would get me going, all she did was insert but no movement or bouncing up and down, how was this meant to work! I again was going flaccid so just thought fuck it and did doggy again telling her to guide me in. No moaning/fake moaning, no sounds, nothing from her, felt so awkward fucking. I just pushed myself over the line to cum.
Cleaned up and whilst I was getting dressed, thats when she put the light on 🤦 I give this a negative because whilst a really nice lady, I felt she still had to make the session work, I didn't know what was going in the CG position. Her profile describes someone that is enthusiastic but no trace of that in this punt. Maybe its because I've seen her for the first time and she may be more lively in the future but who knows!
same phone number, but not convinced it's the same woman in them
Looks the same girl to me, she is quite tall too
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£50 15m
West Croydon approx halfway between railway station and pond • Incall
Do not recommend
txt, complicated directions
Untidy flat used by several SPs Washed my cock in the bathroom. Bedroom, clothes cases, stuff everywhere.
40s, not attractive to me, although when a girl has my cock in her mouth and she knows how to work it she becomes more attractive. 😉
Annie was partially dressed, tits hanging out, playing with her pussy and had quite a lot of excess fat on her. She gave me an unnecessary un-sexy toy show, I had to summon up some of Mr. Matrix's porn links in my head to get my self going. I sat, she knelt. Was happy for me to hold her head and control speed. To give her some credit , Annie, sucked well, took direction, sucked balls and after about 10 mins of constant hoovering I came a few days and good girl she took it all and went to spit. I cleaned up, zipped up and waited and she wanted to chat about how she liked anal and RO and how I should return.
Would I return: probably not, BJ was OK. Maybe if nothing else on offer.
Initially, but she seemed quite genuine She might have been a bit tom once her pussy looks quite genuine. If I'm only having a BJ without kissing, RO etc it doesn't really matter to me. In Thailand BJ bars I've had some of the best BJs in my life from ladyboys. In principle, though I don't tend to seek them out I'd consider having a trans person give me a BJ. The thought doesn't horrify me, just something else to scratch off my bucket list. I get pegged by a lot of women so being fucked by a man or someone who was once a man or is still a man doesn't make much difference to me.
Saw here again recently, she's lost a bit of weight and got fitter and she gave a much better BJ and hinted that she could get a friend to join us
Cheers for the update. Still a neutral for you?
Still. It was a choice or her or Ruby. Just because it's all there is doesn't upgrade it. If intend to go out for a 2 star Michelin meal and end up with a McDonald's Big Mac doesn't elevate the Big mac to a single Michelin star. That said she suck my dick better this time. Work is taking me to Croydon almost weekly now and it would be nice to spend my very generous expenses on something 3 times a week.
Cheers. I'm no longer in Croydon that often so unlikely I'll make her acquaintance.
Sorry, my bad or we misunderstood each other. They are unconnected.
I meant I'd either first choice visit Anne and if not available head to Ruby and try my luck there. She still gives me a fine BBBJ/CIM/Snowball/Swallow but tends to have a stinky pussy 😢 but has the advantage that she seems to be available nearly 24/7 and for car meets around Croydon, Purley, Kenley even if she feels a bit like the lower end/street end of the market. She is unreliable and often looks sound like she's partied just a little bit too hard.
Ohhh i get you now, thanks for the update, and i concur about Rubys pussy it is foul. I've only had to the chance to see her once and that's my lot. Very tempted to go and see Ann for a BnG thanks to you Sir.
£70 10m
wood green • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
So plan 1 , 2 and 3 didn't work so this lady was the first to respond happened last week.
x council block near the shops.
uglier version of miranda if that's possible , tall around 5ft10 , big gut , greasy hair , buck teeth
Greeted by an uglier version of miranda if that's possible , I don't even know why I stayed, tall around 5ft10 , big gut , greasy hair , buck teeth , speaks good English and really tried to make me comfortable but I just wasn't attracted to her at all. Started with owo just the tip she didn't have a clue I was just looking around the room wasn't interested at all and didn't really feel anything. Put on the condom did doggy for few mins I wasn't going to cum so I made my excuses and left.
Really friendly girl just wasn't my type at all , below average bj , just a shit overall experience was disgusted with myself after
Saw her in Harrow last year, she's really not into this job. Couldnt do a review as her profile disappeared. Nice pair of tits is the only +ve but couldnt even suck em as they were stubbly.
You should have read my review - would have saved you a visit 🤷
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£70 30m
Edgware Road • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Was in the area so did a quick search on the website and her profile came up. No reviews on the website or here so another bloody TOFTT. Good price (im no longer going to pay the ridiculous prices most girls are asking these days). Quick comms(probably done by maid) and within an hour of first text message I was at the flat which is situated just set back from the busy main road.
Flat in Edgware Road.
Her profile is accurate, the pictures are her so no surprises(she shows her face). Her age is mid 30’s at a guess but im not great at guessing ages. She was dressed in a see-through nightie type thing so nothing left to the imagination. She has a womanly curvy body not toned but all natural which I prefer(cant stand bolt ons). Her best feature are her breasts which hang lovely as you can see from the profile pictures with large responsive nipples. She has a lady next door look but is not sexy despite her profile title.
She seems a bit awkward and nervous but says she has been doing for a while in another part of London (Harrow I think). She seemed eager to please but the meeting didnt flow naturally and there was zero passion. Started with a standing cuddle and she seemed very uncomfortable with this doing this awkward patting of my back like she was nervously patting a dog very odd. I went in for a kiss (kissing is listed on her profile). She was not at all keen on this and soon developed a cough which put me right off kissing her any further. She said it was hay fever might have been true or an excuse not sure. Undressed her out of her body stocking thing and had a gentle play but to be honest was not getting any reaction from her. Thought I would move on to oral without and she tried her best mainly sucking the head occasionally going a bit deeper but not exactly porn star material but ive had worse at least she wasn’t trying to strangle it with her hands as some do. Ready for the final act and she put the condom on and I asked her to go on top so I had good access to her breasts. She bounced up and down as best she could but again I was getting zero reaction from her very robotic. Gave up on this and finished in mish just to get me over the finishing line. She was obviously very relieved that it was all over as she seemed a lot happier and was very talkative after.
So to conclude she is a pleasant lady but not sure she is suitable for this work. She wants to please but lacks passion. Perhaps she just didnt fancy me(i know hard to believe !!) but we just didnt connect sexually at all. She was not bad enough, however, for a negative rating.
Cheers for the review. She was on my list but no kissing just about rules her out completely for me. There was a previous review that I saw and tried to find again recently. but it's disappeared for some reason.
I had pretty much the same experience as the op described was fairly tall about 5,9 or 6 a little bit of a belly but he best feuture was her tits. The op was right she doesn't seem to be cut out for this work and gives poor service for me a no go and that should be warning to every one else
Shame as those sparkly eyes are pretty! 😇 Off my HL I guess.
Sorry you didn't have a great time OP 😢
I did a review previously and reported of her lack of interest or enthusiasm. Clearly hates the job but does it for the money
So did i but still getting bookings it seems !
I should have done my research!
It was funny, during my session the only time I saw her get excited or lively was when she was talking about the mini break she had coming up.