Age:
55-59
Gender:
Female
Height:
5'3"
Meets With:
Men
Hair Color:
Brown
Eye Color:
Blue
Nationality:
British
Orientation:
Straight
Bra Band Size:
44"
Bra Cup Size:
GG
Breast Enhancement:
Natural
Smoking:
No
Has Tattoos:
Yes
Has Piercings:
No
Happy to travel for appts but pls be aware there will be an extra cost incurred to cover travel expenses and extra time
Within 10 mile radius extra £10 on half and hour booking
Over 10 miles hr bookings only and price varies depending on where you are
Also pls take not that if i havent met you before and you dont have recent positive feedback then a small non refundable deposit will be needed to secure your appt
Xx
I dont offer car meets or outdoor meets sorryAll about lauren
would like to say im a MILF but truthfully im a GILF
with age comes experience
Luckily my massive tits have always been good chums of mine my size H and i have been the ruination of many man, not to mention my divine bbw curves
I am a dress size 26 and bust size 44H i am a true bbw goddess
so, if you think your man enough to handle a voluptuous vixen then give me a try see if you can make me gush and squirt
bouncingly yours
Lauren XXX
P.S did i mention i could suck my own nipples
Pls come and watch me play with my HUGE H boobies they love to be teased and sucked and a show of your appreciation
DUE TO DAMAGE BY CLIENT ANAL WILL NO LONGER BE OFFERED SO PLS DONT ASK ME IF I DO IT!!!
Pls check out my list of services offered but dont be afraid to ask for something not on my list you maybe surprised 😉
If my green light isnt on it doesnt mean im not working feel free to message me and ask xx
Number always displayed when working
I offer the following seevices during any booking you make with me its a totally unrushed service unless you request that
I offer the same service regardless of how long you book x
French kissing i love this and just helps the meeting go smoothly
Foreplay, touching, teasing
Oral without completing onto my boobs. I do like to see what ive done lol
Oral on me again i love love love this but be prepared to get wet!!!!!
I always have a selection of toys with me
Penetration ALWAYS PROTECTED!!
I DO NOT offer anal
I DONT offer a domination service this is just not my nature
I can do mild stuff like tie and tease, spanking and recently i did collar and lead
I can also.do foot fetish my feet are always pedicured with painted nails
I am very tactile and love to be touched the whole girlfriend experience is my thing
Pls feel free to ask if you have any question and i will do my best to cater for most needs
Blow &go £50
15 mins owo and sex £60
30 mins full service £80
45 mins full service £100
1hr full service £130
NO LIMITS on how many times you cum
Pls dont try to haggle my prices it wont work and i will just ignore and block you im not an auction house my prices are set unless i do a special offer
When i am on tour i always work from private discreet apartments NOT hotels
There is always shower facilities available for both before or after our time together with fresh clean towels and gentlemans toiletries
Refreshments are also available i always have bottled water or juice if required
She is a ten pinter
Like a re-occurring nightmare
I've banged a good few civvies where let us say i had my beer goggles on
Nowhere near as bad as this burd, not even close
& TBH the civvies were phenomenal shags in the main
As for paying for it with this one ?
No matter how wasted or desperate i was littleWP would retreat like a turtle into its shell
Think you are winner of banging the worst burd of the month award !
Even HP would deliberate this one
So congrats 👍
I think she is gorgeous but out of my geography, I could not get to Maidstone at all.
And there's me trying to lose weight for when the lock downs lift WP.
Mine too would retreat. thanks for the review OP. 👍
Took place last year.
I'm not usually one for rules being applied
Like a 6 month time limit on reviews
I have every confidence that you have adhered to this
Which means that you arranged the session as a pre christmas prezzie for yourself
Just a few days before, from between 20th & 24th Dec
Things are getting worse !
Suppose if you go see her she doesn't need to come see you
If the latter & she comes down your chimney she'll either get stuck, or the house will collapse 😂