sexy_english_milf_x

Sidcup - DA14

3 reviews

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 38"

Body Type: Curvy

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS

3.3/10

AVERAGE RATING

Fernzy

Reviewed on 20 Apr 2024

1/10

Do not recommend

Communications

Phoned in the morning and agreed time later in the afternoon. Was told to ring 15 before. Arrived at given location, rang and did not pick up. Rang again but blocked.

The Meet

Timewaster. Avoid

Final Thoughts

Timewaster. Avoid

SonofAJohn • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Should report her profile.

lewishamguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

100% this

lewishamguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

appreciate the review

adds to her obvious pattern

Did you see the review here before?

Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Pic added for reference, ain't too bad but her attitude seems to stink

lewishamguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

her NBA is real

If you are black or even sound black its not happening

Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yeah I remember chatting to her and he mum😆 they knew I was black Straight away

lewishamguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

not gonna lie though, if she dropped the NBA she would get the real doggy style HAM from many

Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

🤣💯, she is thick, maybe that day may come

Thomas_jada

Reviewed on 12 Apr 2024

2/10

30m

carpark near the Travelodge in Tolworth • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Rang her up she picked up and accepted my 30 min booking quickly but she put the phone down before I had a chance to confirm services (she told me where to come which was the carpark near the Travelodge in Tolworth). I then called up when I arrived and asked to confirm services and she seemed to be on some drugs or something, completely out of it. Couldnt tell what she was saying apart from raising her voice and accusing me of being the old bill! She then put down the phone and I think blocked me.

The Meet

She seemed to be on some drugs or something, completely out of it. Couldnt tell what she was saying apart from raising her voice and accusing me of being the old bill!

Final Thoughts

What a waste of time.

lewishamguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

cause she doesnt see blacks

she also screens people at phone call. also her mum takes some calls

if you even 'sound' black....or seem like someone she doesnt want to see....she will screen you out at any point of the process from initial call to right when you are about to take off your trousers

i dont know if she is racist or anything but her attitude towards blacks she has never seen is quite strong

from that assumption she will most likely screen on anything, tone of voice...accent...command of english language....physical stature etc. probably just her trying to 'feel' safe. Which to be fair i have no real issue with

But yeah so many variables to account for; did you speak to the mum at any point? did you speak to her? was she high or drunk? did she have a client? she screening based on some ridicuilous criteria? maybe she is just weathered and doesn't want to risk anything? did she have a bad experience which she has now projected on to the clients?

This game we dabble in 👋

Thomas_jada • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I'm not black and race was never mentioned. All she could really go by was my accent and what I was saying. I have a standard british london accent (not cockney/not too posh) if that means anything, and I was trying to get her to confirm services). Meh, I think she was proper high on the second phone call i gave

Stevelondon • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

None of those assumptions you are making make any difference.
If you’re making a polite enquiry about a booking then you at least expect the same in return.
Clarity in communications is the thing.

From what the OP says. She accepted his booking request and gave location.
After that it went down hill.

She should state on her profile if she has a no black policy. Not allow potential punters to call who she may or may not want to see just because of her voice recognition system. !!!!

All day negative.
Not my cup of tea anyway but cheers for the review.

Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Wow, I'm quite surprised he got a booking with her, just like what logan said I had with her but this was when it was stated on the account maybe its changed now😀, she does sound like a mad one though

SonofAJohn • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Does she actually escort? Or is she just a crackhead who seeks attention...

Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

🤣 apprently so, heard she is good with it as well.

markimark08

Reviewed on 25 Jan 2021

7/10

15m

Croydon • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

Good. Prompt answer and able to accomodate a short notice session. Was directed to a parking location and then called her to get clear directions to the flat she operates from.

Looks

Lets start with the pics on the website. I'm not sure if any of them are actually her given she has been shown to use other peoples pics and they also look to be different women 😂 , the the main one (in black bikini) looks close front body wise but in reality with more meat on it, the butt pics are generally representative. They give you a very good indication of what you will see which is - big chunky butt, thick thighs, huge boobs, tanned and actually quite pretty in a blonde barbie slutty kind of way 🙄 .

The Meet

only 15 mins so not much to say - started with quick hand job/blow job which was very average. Moved onto main event cowgirl and smashed from behind to completion grabbing butt and boobs alternately. Has a bit of a gut but she is stacked overall and very well proportioned so not out of place - definitely my kind of girl body wise.

Final Thoughts

Good session overall but only if you are there to have your way with that body, i dont get the sense you will get a GFE experience with her. No rushing me out after and was friendly and chatty. Said wasnt going to be in Croydon much longer - dont know how much of that is true.

RAJEC • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks op, good review.

What did you pay? There are no rates on her profile currently 🤷

markimark08 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

No problem. The rates were 40 for 15 mins which i went for or 60/30 or 100/1hr. I think very cheap for an English girl who if your into that kind of figure is a great price 😁

markimark08 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Hey its like a little estate yes lot of little blocks of flats - not tower block though.

Basic council flat look inside if you know what i mean, not dodgy though although bang in middle of West Croydon which i know you wont have a problem with but others may. Was clean inside.