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Canary Wharf - E14 (see outcall areas in Details)
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Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: Polish

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 28"

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 28"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Reviews

32 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.8/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

7/10

£200 1h

close to the DLR station • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Communications

Communications was prompt via website email and scheduling a one hour appointment for £200 was straight forward.

Venue

Today,I met Diane at her discreet flat,located very close to the DLR station,while I drove and found parking a bit challenging,I would recommend using DLR convenience.

Looks

Her photos are accurate,she has a slender physique,stands about 5 feet 6 inches tall and probably mid 30s.

The Meet

Upon arrival she warmly greeted me and suggested I take a shower,she then initiated with a brief OWO followed by 69 and she was taste really nice then in the doggy by her enticing moans,I climaxed quickly as I often do initially especially given her hotness. During second round we engaged in mutual touching and I kissed her entire body.she provided an amazing BJ and we explored various positions,finishing in Missionary,with 10 min remaining she offered a good massage.

Final Thoughts

While experience was enjoyable and Diane offers a delightful service,the absence of DFK which is my favorite,might deter me from seeing her again.However if you are comfortable without DFK she is definitely worth the money.

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Reviewed on

7/10

Met on

£200 1h

Devons Rd station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Through WhatsApp. First time had to state that I wasn't Polish and given full address on arrival. same day notice, quick confirmation

Venue

A short walk from Devons Rd station. Nice flat on a side street, discrete, not busy. Nice shower

Looks

She is very fit, slim waist, long legs, tanned, unusually pointy nipples which I liked. B cup, natural and firm. 9/10 body. Facially 7/10, not alot of makeup, maybe very early thirties. English is good but not the greatest conversationalist. Begin to wonder if she has ever left the room :-)

The Meet

Money paid, showered, services requested and received vanilla. Started with kissing on the bed, light kissing with tongues. She has a very trim pussy so went for RO. Moved onto OWC, not particularly energetic, you'd never refuse of course but if you wanted DT or ball licking, you'd probably be dissappointed. Started mish, a bit of lube applied, very tight. The passionate type, head back, eyes closed, hmmm'ing and ah'ing. Face unaccountably going red, definitely not because of me! Move to side behind, very hot to look at, interrupted with a few snogging sessions, dont seem to be able to manage fucking and snogging at the same time. Moved to prone, such a great ass. Despite this, lost erection (skipped Viagra for this trip feeling confident) and she finished me with a very methodical hand job. Washed, laid for a while, made some jokes for my own amusement and left.

Final Thoughts

As I started with I have seen her 6 times over the last year. In a better location I think she would pass for £300. She is definitely one for those like me who just like screwing really hot women and are undemanding. For comparison, well-reviewed Oliva is nearby, will do way more with similar attractiveness but for me the quality of DATY wins the day.

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Reviewed on

7/10

Met on

£200 1h

Limehouse North of Canary Wharf • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

End of 2022 and I wanted to treat myself to what I've read was a woman with an extremely FAF body. Despite the mixed reviews I went to see her in Limehouse North of Canary Wharf in a nice modern apartment.

Venue

nice modern apartment.

Looks

Appearance is accurate to her pictures in profile. Slender long legs, perfect 6 figure with a perfectly natural pair and pert bum. Bodywise, I'd have to say near perfect. Facially she is an attractive blond. All natural so not the usual jacked lips and tattooed brows. She's no insta model but I'd definitely swipe right if I saw her.

The Meet

The action was not anything outstanding to be published. Nice LFK, clean RO no fingers allowed, no anal, OW with various depths starting slow at the beginning before and towards the end of my visit, nice and hard with hands to see if I could come again. We started with cowgirl which was got me drooling over her stunning figure. She didn't like to be flipped about or man handled so I just let her did her lead. She has a way of turning her body or arching her back or leaning in close so and teese you with her boobs. She really know how to show her sexy body to its best during sex making me throbbing hard wanting more. I first popped in the bag with me Jack hammering her whilst she was giving a spreaddy to the gods. Quick shower and I wasn't totally out. She offered a mild rub down but 2 minutes in I wanted more. More OW before switching to 69 till time ran out. She didn't rush me at all but I was very aware of the time and knew it was up. I reluctantly walked to the shower still perpendicular and wanting more but with limited services I settled on what I got.

Final Thoughts

Overall wasn't a bad visit. She's hot and oozes with sex appeal and I definitely appreciated her fine figure. But like what others have said, she does sometimes feel a bit distant, little eye contact, and doesn't talk much. No matter how much I complimented her or joked with her I only got short answers and a few giggles back.

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Reviewed on

4/10

£150

basement flat • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Quick comms and agreed meet last minute.

Venue

Met in basement flat, large enough room.

Looks

Facially not great, super fit slim body, doesn’t wear outfits as requested. Smoking hot body.

The Meet

Facially not great, super fit slim body, doesn’t wear outfits as requested. Doesn’t do kissing or allow fingering and her English isn’t the best, just enough for a conversation. Good oral, and ok massage nothing amazing. Smoking hot body. Was not turned on by her in the slightest seemed a bit robotic.

Final Thoughts

This just about makes a neutral, very close to negative. Do not see her for a penny over 150, tbh even that is a premium.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£200 1h

Royal Oak • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I have chatted to this girl a number of times over the last 3 months or so, so I was excited to finally see her

Venue

met Diane in Royal Oak

Looks

This lady is sexy. A dirty-blonde haired bombshell beautiful pussy and an amazing arse. Diane has mixed reviews on here but I found her super hot.

The Meet

But it soon went downhill…in all honesty I didn’t talk to her enough to know if her English was good but she seemed to understand everything I said. I arrived at the venue soon got money side sorted. She left the room for about 10 minutes while stashing the cash and making me a drink of water. It soon became clear that this was not going to be that great a punt. There was no passion in the oral and when she went for a condom for sex I was barely hard. I gave her a neutral because when I left I realised she had let me stay slightly longer and gave me a great massage at the end.

Final Thoughts

She could be great if she stepped her game up

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Reviewed on

6/10

Incall

Communications

all done via SMS.

Venue

Good clean flat, she works with another Polish lady, I heard punter coming and leaving a house.

Looks

Pretty face, good ABS body, good tits B size, soft skin. 🤪

The Meet

Money exchanged, got towel, quick shower, she put some music on. LFK (without tongue), then OWO, I was able to CIM. She spit into the napkin (cuz potentially can meet other punter in the corridor) 🙄 Did some soft massage, not super talkative, started 2nd round. Doggy and mish, I finished in condom. She was quite during a process (no fake moanings).

Final Thoughts

So I would say that lack of GFE, not enthusiastic enough, but on the other hand amazing body + CIM in the menu. 🤷 She did her job so it is not a negative one 🍻

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Reviewed on

8/10

£200 1h 20m

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I got back to see Diane this week after I'd seen her over a year ago. Last time I never shagged her due to enjoying the 69 too much and regretted it. Basics: Comms good bar a minor hitch which she was apologetic for, meant I waited 5 mins but area was nice and discreet so it was fine.

Venue

Venue was spot on, spotlessly clean basement flat with excellent bathroom, plenty of towels and toiletries etc. Think another girl works their but didn't see her.

Looks

Arrived to find her in pink lingerie with a sheer slip over it, looked stunning her body imo is perfect. Slightly big ass for her frame due to working out, into a tiny waste, perfectly toned stomach into very nice C Cups with nice longish nipples that stood to attention most of the time. Her face is marmite as some think ok and some not, I found her a nice 6 GND, nicely made up, slight smile but mainly a shy look. She's very shy and doesn't talk much, didn't try hard for conversation so who knows if she warns up for regs.

The Meet

After money and shower we went into standing DFK and body stroking for a time, good passion and when I slipped a hand down to find crotchless panties hiding a wet juicy pussy my gym gear gripes were quickly forgotten. Down to RO and got her fully naked, played with her body and light fingering. Switched to OWO and then 69, was hoping to get her to come as she was making the right noises but her game was good so to avoid an early end I got her to hop on in cowgirl. No lube needed after the licking I gave her gorgeous pussy, smooth, tidy and tight. Pussy felt so good, I'm not overly girthy but all the working out must have it tighter than most. After a little while including breast play and DFK, got her to switch to reverse so I could enjoy the view of her perfect ass, I was loving it but a combination of her tightness, position and possibly my weak dick I was worried the bending on my shaft would lead to an injury I'd never be able to explain so into doggy, again a beautiful view and I pumped away to pop one 👍 No chat and was offered a massage so turned over for a very light rub down. After a while she got to the ass crack and while I was intrigued to see where it my go I was worried about time so got more OWO until hard and then into steamy mish with DFK. I was really enjoying it but a bit sensitive so pop 2 wasnt happening, pulled off the Dom for OWO and hand job, took over myself and got her to play with my balls and perinium but no joy. Finally got a tinge by looking at her perfect pussy and imagining going in bare, the fantasy got the sap rising so got her back to HJ and OWO till pop 2 over her tits. Showered and out the door about 20 mins overtime.

Final Thoughts

Good punt so will likely return again for more of that body. Overpaid as I thought she had increased to £200 for the hour, got a nice text thanking me so told her to enjoy something nice with the tip, advertising £170 for the hour now so assume it was the same at the time. Had her at £150 before but was happy with the £200 pre punt due to the convenience of the location and it being a risk free punt for me, don't have enough punting opportunity to risk toftt these days. Can't attach a pic as my phone's have synced somehow and screen shots and downloads somehow appear on my personal phone for no reason 😬

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Reviewed on

6/10

£100 30m

London • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

Seen yesterday for 30 @ £100 although originally meant to be for 1hour, I'll explain why... This is the 2nd visit first was back in April for 1 hour and no problems left happy, this time after I cim she suggested cutting it short for a partial refund.

Looks

Still my favourite in London, insanely hit/ fit body, face is a little masculine with strong features but I still like it.

The Meet

Basically she can't take a good fucking, I don't think I'm huge and first time wasn't too much of a struggle, this time it was like fucking an 18y/o. Not sure what's going on, if she's been overdoing it with the clients, wether she's had surgery to tighten what was already super tight.

Final Thoughts

I hope her cunt regains it's flexibility for next time 😁

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Reviewed on

9/10

£150 1h

Canary Wharf • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Had her on the HL for some time so when the rates reduced prob due to the pandemic I went for it. Comms on website and text and very good.

Venue

Venue, top notch.

Looks

Def girl next door 7.5 IMO face with a 10/10 body. Insta girl quality, long legs, amazing arse just perfect for me and a toned body, a lovely handful boobs that are perfectly shaped and suit her frame. Fully done up and wrapped in a bodycon dress she would turn any head. She's not in your face DFK like some top girls but after the greet and cheek kiss.

The Meet

She greeted me in a tight dress as requested and thankfully I found her attractive as some reviews cast doubts on how pretty she is. Post shower into FK then DFK, standing up and heavy petting. I was rock hard now and she seemed pleased with my scrubbed and shaved member and balls. She squatted and into OWO, slow, deepish but not DT although she tried a bit, allowed soft face fucking, sloppy ball play, long licks up the shaft etc. Good GFE style. Peeled her out it the dress and lingerie, onto the bed and tasted her body, all fresh, hairless and a perfect pussy, allowed me insert a few fingers gently and tasted good. Into 69 with her on top and the view of her arse, tight hole ( light anal play ok) and tight pussy led me to stay there for a long oral sesh with me lightly pumping from the bottom. Finally ended with me exploding in her mouth which she went to dispose of in the bathroom. Back for the last ten minutes if chat, striking, kissing etc. but I wasn't recovering in time for another round so showered and left.

Final Thoughts

Good value imo, I'll be back to fuck her as her pussy seemed tight plus I didn't enjoy her boobs enough. Her body is very similar to some porn I like from this group, called #nofacegirl I'll be back to try that position

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Reviewed on

£150 1h

Canary Wharf • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I previous time I saw her in Dec 2018 for £120. Back then, she was using a different profile which has 3 non-indexed reviews.

Venue

She works out of a nice apartment in Canary Wharf.

Looks

Cracking bod on her. Her face-pics have always been blurred but I think the celeb she looks closest to is Charlize Theron.

The Meet

Once showered, we got on the bed and started making out. She was wearing heels and lingerie so there was some unwrapping to do as I groped and kissed her. She was fine with DFK to begin with. I fingered her pussy – didn’t go too far in. Her owo was good. It was non toothy, quite sloppy and she got about two thirds of my shaft into her mouth. No deep throat or gagging. I can’t recall if she licked the balls, but she may have. There was a mirror in the corner of the room. I got her to come over to it and kneel whilst blowing me, so I could enjoy the rear view. That was nice and I followed it up by asking her to stand in front of the mirror while I snogged her and then groped her from behind. I got down on the ground and licked her ass and pussy from behind. Then onto the bed for 69: she has a nice pussy and I kept licking it for as long as she’d let me; kneading those cheeks. I think she transitioned me to the shag; I don’t much like being told when to switch. Condom on, I started off in doggy. She felt nice and tight. I enjoyed her lovely ass as I pumped carefully so as not to pop before time. I hugged up close and felt under for her pussy. Then I was on top. I pumped her up close and also kneeling away from her to fondle her boobs and give her some air. I got in close and I tried to kiss her again but she was reluctant and turning her head away. Towards the end she was red-faced and looking shagged out. In her own way, she got into the action, but kept her eyes closed – to distance herself. The whole session lacked eye contact which decent SPs use to make things more fun. Having been with her before, I expected this. Some things don’t change. Finally I blew my load in the bag. I was breathless and shaking. I took a few minutes to regain my composure, and I headed for the shower.

Final Thoughts

Conclusion: This would have been VFM at £120. I got nothing much for the extra £30. On the basis of this, I haven’t been beaten a path back to her door since. Be aware that she’s fairly arrogant and up herself: hence the slightly lacking service at the keen price. This review is positive, but it could havebeennd so much stronger.

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