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Mona michaela

Archway - N19 (see outcall areas in Details)
14 reviews
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7.010

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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'10"

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: Danish

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: E

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Curvy

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

14 TOTAL REVIEWS
7.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

8/10

Just off Holloway Road near the Archway end • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Very good. I called the night before I was hoping to see her and got a voicemail announcement. Left her a message to text me when a good time to call would be. She responded in just a minute or two and answered my call. Speaks good English (although Danish, she sounds curiously like a Geordie!) all following comms, includinglastminute location instructions went smoothly.

Venue

Just off Holloway Road near the Archway end. Good discreet entry: She’s in a small ground floor flat with her door just a few steps from the main entrance. Very easy to slip in unnoticed by the neighbours. Very small bedroom (bed, chair, chest of drawers; not much else!), and rather run down bathroom (no full shower, so I kneeled in the bath and used the shower wand to freshen up after cycling there.)

Looks

Although quite overweight in my opinion (at 5’10” you get a lot of lovely woman for your money!), she is good looking, with an easy charm and a down-to-earth attitude.

The Meet

I wasn’t expecting to want to kiss her mouth-to-mouth, but it happened quite naturally, such is her charm. Dressed as requested (black lingerie). I wanted lots of oral both ways including rimming her. She probably has the best oral technique I’ve ever enjoyed, clearly likes to please, and is happy to take instruction (As excellent her oral is, I have some irregularities about how I like to have my cock handled!) Although I’m into that rare bird, the hairy pussy, her picture-perfect shaven vulva was a delight to eat, as was rimming her; all clean and savoury, and she was happy to press and grind her vulva against my mouth. Being quite a large lady these days, the only draw back for me was that in 69 it was difficult to reach around her thighs to her anus and pussy. Still, she has nice buttocks and breasts, that feel good under your hands.

Final Thoughts

In short: Although she’s not for you if you looking for slim or petite, she’s pretty, charming, has a lovely attitude, very good with her mouth, and is keen to please. I think we could all do with more women like that!

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Reviewed on

8/10

Archway • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Called and book, received a text with the address.

Venue

Flat About 10min walk from Archway tube station.

Looks

The lady is Tall. The pictures in her profile are quite misleading. She's quite bigger than what the pictures will have you believe. Unfortunately it doesn't really sit nice on her as ABSOLUTELY NO ASS at all but quite a large gut. Some ladies can gain weight in the right places but as mentioned above. It didn't look good.

The Meet

DFK was good, OWO was quite good and varied with good usage of tongue and deeper than most (not deep throat). No issues with changing positions and if I'm being frank then she was actually a good shag. Yet again proving and reminding to myself that attitude is one of the most important things when it comes to sex. CIM was one of the best I had, she kept my cock in her mouth milking every last drop. Usually I can't take the intense feeling for too long but I gotta give a massive credit to that end.

Final Thoughts

Now I have read the mixed reviews here and knowingly went to see her with the notion that this will probably be a big meh... But I left with my legs shaking thinking to myself, I will repeat! Peace.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£80 30m

just off Holloway Road • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Venue

Horrid little flat just off Holloway Road. Flat is extremely dingy, no shower curtain, bedroom is like two feet wider than the bed but serviceable enough.

Looks

Significantly older than 46 and definitely very different from the glamour shots on her front page, the selfies are much more accurate. If I had to guess I’d say she’s pushing 60. Still relatively pretty but in poor shape. Big, soft udders that could easily hold up an entire pencil case. She was wearing a hideous spotty dress that looked like a novelty binbag when I arrived, lingerie underneath was better.

The Meet

Good solid blowjob from a somewhat faded older woman who I can imagine was probably stunning in years gone by. We had a snog and I licked her tits for a minute then rolled on to my back and let her go to town. She paid some ok attention to the balls but not brilliant, dick sucking skills were a 7/10 or maybe a little higher and she was more than happy for me to cum in her mouth which was really my only goal.

Final Thoughts

Not much more to add. Mona no longer looks like some of her profile pics but was nice enough, welcoming and accomodating. As I said above she looks like she might have been a knockout once but time has taken its toll. Probably just about value for money at that price but the pics are too far from the truth to leave a positive so have plumped for a neutral.

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Reviewed on

6/10

Met on

£140 1h

Holloway Road • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

very smooth by text - quick and helpful responses, agreed my proposed time.

Venue

she lives and works from a very small one bed flat off the Holloway Road. It's around 10-12 minutes from Archway tube - as its Islington there's little paid for parking and what there is is pricey. The flat is really small - not bad condition but far from luxurious.

Looks

she's now much bigger than the pics - I went knowing that and wasn't disappointed. If I had thought she was going to look like those pics, then wouldn't have been a positive. She has very good skin, and large soft natural boobs.

The Meet

the best thing about Mona is her personality - she's genuinely warm and friendly and keen to please. She greeted me in lingerie and we went straight to it - she offers OWO (not taken up) and I'd say as much sex as you'd want. I stuck to very straightforward mish for a good long stretch, and she can certainly take it. She has very good skin, and large soft natural boobs. It was a sensuous pleasure all round.

Final Thoughts

Overall I enjoyed our meet but stress she really is much larger than her pics. I also think her price of £140 for the hour was OTT - can't imagine she gets much repeat business at that price. I think a Positive is generous and would have been at best a Neutral if I hadn't been prepared for her size. She really should put more up to date pics on the website; wouldn't return but she might suit you if you fancy a friendly, large woman who can take (I guess) anything you can offer.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£120 1h

Upper Holloway • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Mona had been on my HL for many years. Regrettably I never got to see her earlier as now I feel that she has perhaps put on just a few too many kilos for me. I already knew from directory reviews that her photographs on website were extremely misleading, but I was quite shocked as the lingerie came off to reveal an extremely BBW, but rather flabby and shapeless with it. Her services were absolutely fine - communications good to her ground floor flat near Upper Holloway.

Venue

ground floor flat near Upper Holloway. Plenty of bus routes nearby, Archway tube not far and parking outside free in the afternoon, I believe.

Looks

I already knew from directory reviews that her photographs on website were extremely misleading, but I was quite shocked as the lingerie came off to reveal an extremely BBW, but rather flabby and shapeless with it.

The Meet

She speaks perfect English, is friendly and welcoming, nice DFK, excellent OWO - very deep. As I couldn't face anything else, I went for a satisfying CIM.

Final Thoughts

She is overpriced at £120 an hour. £90 - £100 would be fair if you like large women. But I just couldn't give her a positive because of the poor shape she is in, plus of course those totally misleading photos. They are of her but in a bygone era.

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Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£120 1h

Upper Holloway station • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Thanks to those who have reviewed Mona on here. 👍 So Mona became a good regular of mine for a while up till a bit before lockdown, so I last saw her in late Feb. I originally read the reviews on her on here, mostly positive and decided to phone her. She was great on the phone, perfect English and very clear in confirming what she offered and for how much. So I booked her.

Venue

Her place was small and a bit of a tip but fine for me to punt in. Based within a short walk of Upper Holloway station, and I was surprised when she told me first time that there was free parking on her road after 2pm which there was.

Looks

Mona said she was Danish, was a blonde, a size 14 going towards a 16 if she didn't do something about it and mid to late-40s, could even be 50, it is her in the free pics but not from when I met her, some years ago, she looks older and bigger than the pics. She was also tall, she states 5ft 10in or did. Big tits good skin.

The Meet

Mona said she was Danish, was a blonde, a size 14 going towards a 16 if she didn't do something about it and mid to late-40s, could even be 50, it is her in the free pics but not from when I met her, some years ago, she looks older and bigger than the pics. She was also tall, she states 5ft 10in or did. Big tits good skin. Services agreed and offered were; DFK/OWO/RO/CIM. Her DFK was great, all over me and a big reason I returned a number of times. Her OWO was also very good with some good DT and did include some ball licking and slurping. She also offered me some Fingering of her pussy but not her arse. I got the impression she wasn't too keen on being fingered hard. £120 for the hour. CIM to finish, also offered COB. She seemed to like spunk and certainly didn't avoid mine. She always had a great friendly attitude and a smile on her face. Also made an effort to look sexy with various lingerie. I fancied her. She had a warmth about her in her general manner, and if still about when I return to punting I would see her again.

Final Thoughts

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Reviewed on

5/10

North london, near upper holloway • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

easy to get hold of via telephone arranged meeting for same day. Was friendly and easy to speak to on phone- 10/10

Venue

North london, near upper holloway. Extremely small flat, so small the bed was literally touching both sides of the wall. Bathroom was absolutely filthy with more mold growing everywhere than I have ever seen.

Looks

Very warm, friendly and nice sense of humour. She is in her 40s and definitely girl in the picture though pic was taken 10 years ago. Around a size 14-16ish, a big built girl, not really BBW but really tall and big. Very large boobs she said it was a 38E. No much of an ass though. Overall a decent curvy milf like body.

The Meet

Was fine. All services mentioned were provided. Nothing really great about it. Major issue was her pussy smelled. Tried to go down but couldn't last beyond 1 minute.

Final Thoughts

Overall - neutral due to smelly pussy and horrible venue.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£120 1h

residential street off Holloway Road • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

easy - quick phone call to check availability followed by confirmation by text. Mona answers her own phone and has excellent English. 120 for 1 hr incall.

Venue

Location as per other reviews, residential street off Holloway Road.

Looks

same woman as photos but about 10 years on. Tall (5-10?) mid-40’s blonde, pretty face. Decent sized real tits and a backside in proportion. Has a belly but IMHO not BBW. What we used to call “a fine big girl”!

The Meet

She was up for a second go in the hour, and I thought I was but couldn’t quite get there, so Mona gave me a decent firm massage. Very friendly, and good banter throughout.

Final Thoughts

I liked her very much, but if your thing is silent 20-year olds she won’t be your cup of tea.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£70 30m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

Fast and easy, she likes to speak over the phone so don't text her.

Venue

Small flat that needs major renovation work IMO. It's a safe area but I didn't feel very discreet as there's a row of houses directly in front of the main outside door which could easily be blown off its hinges by a light gush of wind.

Looks

The website photos are photoshopped big-time, she is certainly not ugly though. Around 5'9, Mid to late 40s, Size 14-16 with big natural tits. She has a gut and no ass. More like a skinny build that has put on lots of weight around the middle rather than a BBW. Speaks English like a native but a very slight twang to it. Very friendly with good attitude and likes to 'banter' a lot.

The Meet

Handed over £70 for 30mins then gave me OWO which was very good (have had better). Her deepthroat is the best I've had though. 🎉 🎉 Usually when girls try to deepthroat me I wince as it doesn't feel nice and hurts but she knew what she was doing. Her throat was like silk and no teeth used either 💃 🥴 Finished with an explosive CIM 🙄 🙄

Final Thoughts

Would be harsh to give a Neutral for this punt. So this just about scrapes a Positive.

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Reviewed on

5/10

Accurate photos

Communications

Hi guys I have to say neutral because....

Looks

She's 100% like in the photos...
She's a very tall lady so it might put u off if u r like me at 5'2
Big boob's yes but not nice ones once out the bra..
She's a big lady not fat just too big for me.
Wide wobbly ass

The Meet

She's very friendly
She's able to please all ur needs
She loves oral and she's very good at bj!! 7/10
She loves Cum...in the mouth, face, big titts and face 🤪

Negative...
She's a very tall lady so it might put u off if u r like me at 5'2
Big boob's yes but not nice ones once out the bra..
She's a big lady not fat just too big for me.
Wide wobbly ass

Final Thoughts

So I enjoyed her bj skills very much , had a bit of a shag but I went back to bj right away, loved the boob wank and I was amazed at her natural liking for covering her face , boobs and the first shot right down the throat....she took it like a pro porn star... 🎉 but... defo not going again...I need the looks as well...so sorry but she's a 5/10 for me...

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