Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Height: 5'10"
Meets With: Men, Couples
Hair Color: Blonde
Nationality: Polish
Orientation: Straight
Bra Cup Size: DD
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Body Type: Slim
Smoking: Socially
Has Tattoos: Yes
Has Piercings: Yes
Do not recommend
Fat blonde polish, without teeth in the mouth
Fat blonde polish, without teeth in the mouth, was on drugs . I just walked 👋
1h
next to Osterley Park • Incall
Do not recommend
Ok, so booked an hour with NAUGHTY JANE.. who is right next to Osterley Park and first impressions were she is ok. She was very chatty and said that she like to talk a lot.
right next to Osterley Park
Must be a Brexit thing, now they just want our money, oh by the way she has heroin teeth.
Any way first part of the session was ok and she obviously does not do any of the things on her like list for example OWO, 69, rimming etc. So blow job followed by sex and then the first climax and then she just changed for the worst. She used her talking skills to try and pass time, she lit a cigarette and then opened a can of beer and told me that although I have paid for the time she does not care. A person parked up outside who may be her pimp and then after lots of time wasting attempted a second pop. No if this had been a good service provider then she would have sucked me off for 30 minutes to try and get that second pop without playing games.
Must be a Brexit thing, now they just want our money, oh by the way she has heroin teeth.
Thanks for the review/warning. Sorry for your experience. Sounds like one to steer clear of. Weird, woolly profile too I thought. She probably wrote that when she was on the smack.
Billy Bue Hat , thank you for posting your warning/review. What made you want to visit her?! She has had one positive review, but mostly negatives to date.
> BillyBlueHat on January 22, 2019, 10:55:56 am:
> oh by the way she has heroin teeth.
> BOBBY2015 on May 21, 2018, 09:38:36 pm:
> I seen some other reviews on here I should have researched better warnings signs
> are there if you look !
> Grenadier36 on March 22, 2018, 03:20:51 pm:
> Pics on profile not accurate, she is a fair bit heftier and also has black
> stains on the tops of her teeth....Services: No foreplay, was ordered to strip,
> instantly put a condom on and unenthusiastic OW. Then wouldn't get on top, lay
> on her back and ordered me to mount her, complained her ribs hurt so into doggy,
> complained her back hurt so stopped...Absolutely shite. Avoid.
> ness4 on January 17, 2018, 11:26:52 am:
> ...the photos were obviously a bit old, and I'm not sure what she was on but
> seemed pretty high, and talked constantly.I chose not to stay an hour and left
> ASAP
It looks as though she has had a few previous profiles;
Good luck with your next punt, endeavour to carry out more research on this forum before selecting your next service provider.
😢
Sorry to hear mate!!
1h
Apartment block near the marina • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
Had to change my plans yesterday as my original pre-arranged booking messaged in the morning to say that her period had started early and we would need to postpone. Still feeling horny I reviewed my HL and spotted Naughty Jane. Comms: very easy as Jane picked up the phone immediately and we agreed a 4pm meeting for one hour. She texted me the postcode and asked me to call again at 3pm to confirm I was still coming....which I duly did.
Apartment block near the marina. In fact it was the location that a lot of the Polish girls in Ipswich use and is easy to find with plenty of parking nearby. Texted 10 minutes before 4pm to say I was nearby and requested the apartment number...received a text back straight away saying OK but it was not until just after 4pm that Jane actually called to tell me the actual number.
definitely the girl in the profile, but heavier that the pictures....probably a size 12-14 rather than the size 8 claimed...tits full and firm with great nipples. Given her extra size Jane wasn't really my type and I did consider walking for a moment or two, but the desire to fuck took control so thought I would give her a try out. Jane certainly is bubbly and chatty, and right from the outset struck up conversation....this was quite nice to begin with, but by the end of the hour was a bit annoying as she was talking a lot and not really listening...and I suspect was a convenient tactic to avoid a 2nd round.
having decided to stay I got the paperwork out of the way before taking a shower to freshen up and cool down (it was bloody hot yesterday)...in the meantime Jane went off to stash the cash, but when I returned to the bedroom I had to wait a few more minutes for her to return. She stripped off and then asked what I was looking for...she looked a little surprised when I said I was feeling horny and wanted as much as possible !! I laid back on the bed to allow her access to begin with a BJ...was a little disappointed that she immediately covered me up, but it didn't really matter, and she sucked me off for a few minutes including trying a little deep throat action without really succeeding. She wanted to stop earlier than I desired, but after a little encouragement continued saying I was a "naughty" man. Her oral skills weren't too bad, but nothing special. I then suggested it was my turn to perform some oral on her and started a long period of DATY. Her pussy was fresh and sweet, and she responded enthusiastically to my tongue action on her clit constantly encouraging me and saying that she "loves her job". Eventually Jane had a shuddering orgasm and nearly crushed my head between her legs !!! As I was still covered up I didn't allow her to relax and immediately entered her and began pounding her in Mish..she responded positively with some kissing (limited tongues) and continued to tell me again that she "fucking loves her job". Then with a naughty sparkle in her eyes she asked about toys and when I said I had limited experience with using toys produced a couple of large vibrators determined to show me some new tricks. So whilst I continued to fuck her she used the vibrator on her clit and against my shaft which was a new sensation for me. We continued in Mish (and some mish variants) with the vibrator for a few more minutes before I requested we change into doggy. I got her to present herself on all 4's towards the edge of the bed so that I could enter her whilst standing. This enabled to me really pound away, reach around and play with her tits, and give her ample ass a slap or two....and all whilst watching the action in the large mirror above the headboard. Whilst I was enjoying the sex I wasn't really having the "dream girl" experience given I wasn't really fancying Jane....this meant I had no problem telling Jane that I wanted to fuck her ass. It took a couple of requests to convinue her, but she eventually lubed up and whilst still standing I entered her ass in doggy at the side of the bed. She wasn't super tight, but tight enough. Once fully in and settled I built upto maximum thrust and pounded away for a long as I could....Jane can certainly take a good anal pounding whilst gripping the bedsheet to hang on. Eventually I reached the point of no return and came in the bag in her ass. We cleaned up and I nipped back into the shower to freshen up. Again upon returning Jane wasn't in the room and when she did return she was happy to talk about everything and anything which wasn't too bad, but she was missing the signals that we still had 15-20 minutes left and I was up for a 2nd round. Eventually I had to be more direct and assertive, but I had left it too late and time was up....my mistake I guess, but a good SP would instigate the action.
Not the GFE I usually like....I read a recent post which said ideally punts should deliver what you cannot usually get, and that seems a good moto to operate with. However I was feeling horny and Jane did allow me to satisfy my desires and use all her holes to satisfy myself....albeit not allowing a 2nd round. I thought about a neutral rating, but she did deliver her services and is a bubbly, friendly and chatty individual, so settled on a positive, although I don't think i will return
Thanks for that review naughty boy. 🍻
Sounds like she's is worth a go for 30 mins.
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Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Called and confirmed an appointment last week I Arrived 10 mins early messaged on the way so no reason that I should have had to wait 20 mins past the arranged time for details to get to the flat other than already busy or double booked , On arriving saw another guy going in just before me I could hear loud voices inside just loud banter no arguments etc ( I knocked any way ) the girl that answered in no way looked like the profile Images if it is her def a few years and 2-3 dress sizes different ,I said I was sorry but you are not the girl on the profile ,she beckoned me in but I chose to walk and left wit my money in my pocket no arguments or denial . I suspect if Jane is working from this address I was 2 min the wrong side of seeing her , Most likley a few girls sharing and rotating call with punters as they arrive I seen some other reviews on here I should have researched better warnings signs are there if you look !
flat
the girl that answered in no way looked like the profile Images if it is her def a few years and 2-3 dress sizes different
On arriving saw another guy going in just before me I could hear loud voices inside just loud banter no arguments etc ( I knocked any way ) the girl that answered in no way looked like the profile Images if it is her def a few years and 2-3 dress sizes different ,I said I was sorry but you are not the girl on the profile ,she beckoned me in but I chose to walk and left wit my money in my pocket no arguments or denial .
I suspect if Jane is working from this address I was 2 min the wrong side of seeing her , Most likley a few girls sharing and rotating call with punters as they arrive I seen some other reviews on here I should have researched better warnings signs are there if you look !
Which town did this disaster take place in?
+1
Lordy Bobby, didn't you take the time to read her other reviews here ? She's one shit service provider mate ? 🤦
Thanks for the review anyway but like the Wolf says ? Where-abouts ? 👋
£100 23m
apartment complex • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Comms were OK - arranged by phone call, place relatively easy to find, more on that later.
The apartment complex has a gate with a keypad and the dozy mare didn't give me the correct number so I had to call one of the businesses sharing the premises to let me out as she didn't answer the phone.
Pics on profile not accurate, she is a fair bit heftier and also has black stains on the tops of her teeth. Was sharing the apartment with at least 1 other girl.
No foreplay, was ordered to strip, instantly put a condom on and unenthusiastic OW. Then wouldn't get on top, lay on her back and ordered me to mount her, complained her ribs hurt so into doggy, complained her back hurt so stopped - said it wasn't working and offered me a partial refund and went into a diva strop 🙄 . 23 minutes into an hour's punt. I got dressed and she gave me 20 quid and kicked me out.
Absolutely shite. Avoid.
Yes - one to avoid
Terrible punt , what a waster she is !
Looks like I had a close escape - I marked her out for a future meeting a week or so ago, I'm sure she came up as being in Notts - thought she looked good ( a bit like grace harper ! ) - certainly wont be following that one up !
Mate she looked more like Miss Piggy than Grace Harper. Her pics were about 4 stone ago by the looks of it. Dreadful experience 👎
£100 1h
Windsor • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
So I found myself with some time on my hands and in Windsor and I let my small brain over rule the large one
flat was easy to find and parking not too bad
Jane was OK looking but the photos were obviously a bit old, and I'm not sure what she was on but seemed pretty high, and talked constantly.
Paid £100 for an hour, communications were good, flat was easy to find and parking not too bad, but thats as far as the positives went. Jane was OK looking but the photos were obviously a bit old, and I'm not sure what she was on but seemed pretty high, and talked constantly. Had a shower before getting down to things and am pretty clean anyway but no Oral without, no kissing and very little in terms of service. Condom on, suck, fuck...barely let me touch her ("too sensitive"), definitely no anal ("whats wrong with you, why would you want that?")
I chose not to stay an hour and left ASAP. I've had some good punts recently but this wasn't one of them. Some might enjoy her but she wasn't for me.
Sounds dreadful. Thanks for the warning.
So basically she doesn't offer any of the services she/her pimp claim to.
"Why would you want anal?"
Because some punters like it and it's on your own list of services, you silly bitch. 🤦
> Q. What service are you offering? A. Please guys check profile properly.
It's her that needs to check her profile.
Yes, the same.
She just won’t give up.
I appreciate that these are from her various, historic Profiles but they are currently totally unrepresentative.
£80 30m
Windsor • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Very good comms, cant fault her picked phone up straight away and recieved text with location and agreeded time.
Local Council estate in the heart of Windsor not the most discreets places and no easy available parking nearby. Looks to be flat sharing with a friend
Pictures on profile look to be about 5 years ago, i would say more size 12 then 10
Greeted at door by Jane and shown straight to the bedroom and ask if I wanted a shower to which i took up the offer off. A bit of friendly chit chat before we proceeded with the action, Asked to lay down, proceeded on with the johnny and covered BJ. Nothing to shout about, asked for reverse oral which she gladly accepted, naturally moved on into mish and doggy and finished in doggy.
Probably not was overall an average service for the price hence the neutral review, however the most redeeming feature is that she is extremely friendly and chatty........ maybe a bit to chatty 😂
Wish I'd seen your review before I went to see her. I had a similar experience but didn't enjoy at all. And my God does she ever shut up?
The only time she stopped talking was when she was giving me a BJ 😂 😂 even then im suprised she didnt stop and laughed or started talking again...but in all seriousness not great all in all
All now indexed to this profile. One positive out of fourteen.
It's unfortunate that no-one reindexed them earlier when it was realised they were linked, might have stopped some money from being wasted