BUSTY SEXY ELIZA – Polish Female Escort in Slough

mike72336762

Reviewed on 16 May 2024

5/10

Met on 31 Mar 2024

£150 55m

Near the police station • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

All on the day. Started with an unanswered call and then all sorted very efficiently by text.

Venue

Centrally located, private flat. Near the police station.

Looks

Eliza was a plump (but no more than that) polish girl with dyed blonde hair. No make-up. Stubbly pussy, stubbly legs. Wearing a corset thing. Eliza was a slightly plump woman with little sign of any make-up that I guess was around 30-ish. Describing her as a girl next door type would be slightly rude to girls next door. I didn't particularly find her attractive, other people may have different opinion, I was glad that I had opted for mild domme instead of GFE.

The Meet

I found myself at the end of March with an overriding urge to go punting, a max budget £160 and a very fixed time slot for a punt in either Maidenhead or Slough. website was not offering any options that really grabbed my attention so I lined up three plan Cs to see who could accommodate my timings. Eliza was the first to efficiently respond and get a booking agreed. Drove to the meet and used some on street meter parking nearby. Eliza gave precise instructions to her flat. Once inside I got a friendly welcome, we reconfirmed a mild domination session for 1 hr and I was asked if I wanted a shower. I'd prepped and douched beforehand but took the opportunity for a quick shower and mouthwash. Mistress Eliza then commanded me to worship her, licking her feet and (errm) stubbly legs. On all fours I was teased with a riding crop - I do enjoy it when they rub the crop around my anus and balls - before being "forced" to give her RO. I lapped furiously at her stubbly pussy (it turns out I'm all fine with pussy stubble, but I don't like stubbly legs). The service continued with some more edging and anal play before OWO and HR to finish me off. To me the whole experience was pretty unremarkable (am really struggling to remember details just a few weeks later) and felty like it was all over quite quick. Once I had finished there was a good ten plus minutes of chat. I was sated, not really finding Eliza attractive, and not finding the chat interesting. I eventually got myself out.

Final Thoughts

I don't think I clicked with Eliza. She provided a perfectly reasonable service, certainly everything that was advertised and agreed upon was delivered. I was across the threshold and out in 55 minutes, so wasn't conned for time, but I did pay to hear an average looking 30 year old woman discuss the trivialities of her life for more than 10 minutes. I won't need to return.

princemenou

Reviewed on 19 Dec 2022

4/10

£50 15m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Very straight forward with quick replies. Instructed to call her once outside of her building.

Looks

Once inside I liked what I was seeing body wise, facially shes ok 5/10, Profile states 34yrs old, I would add another 10+ years on top of that. Dress size 14 I would say. With her cloths on she looked ok but when she was naked shes got a weird shape ass, massive tits and thick thighs.

The Meet

Once you call her outside of her building, she will give u a code to get in, then she will give you another code to call the lift. Sorted paperwork out £50 15mins, was ordered to strip. Theres no kissing so straight to ow, I did ask her regarding this, but her response was “thats how it is” I was freshly shaven so the issue wasn’t with me. The BJ was horrendous, I don’t know if it was her technique teasing me or what, but I got bored after 3 mins. Fucked her in missionary, legs wide open, shes very loose but managed to fill the bag up

Final Thoughts

Shes a friendly lady that’s about it. My advice is don’t bother with this one

piano_tuner

Reviewed on 26 Nov 2022

8/10

£80 30m

block by the police station • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

One weekday evening. Her green light wasn't on but the number was visible so I gave her a call. Then received clear instructions by text.

Venue

Clean apartment in a block by the police station. Parking is a bit tricky around there and you need a 87 digit code for the security door, but apart from that the flat was clean, discreet, and fit for purpose. There was a pro massage table in the bedroom.

Looks

The photos are accurate and that busty Scandinavian look is probably my favourite. She was dressed in lingerie, stockings and heels and looked a treat. But she also looked delicious once naked. Big pasty white boobs and welcoming thighs. Not slim, not particularly toned, but young and curvy. Think Marilyn Monroe. Yummy!

The Meet

Very good. OWO then covered sex in multiple positions. I really enjoyed exploring her body and she was happy to play along. Posing and bending over and what not. Good playful attitude.

Final Thoughts

The service and price point are spot on, I reckon. What a great way to blow £80. But just as a treat now and then.

Muff licker

Reviewed on 06 Nov 2019

4/10

£60 45m

next to Slough Police station • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Only fancied a rub and tug today so booked Edyta for 30 minutes confirmed naked massage and hand relief beforehand £60.

Venue

The room is small and has a proper massage table and a bed in there.

Looks

She is not a looker and claims to be 30 but i would add 10 years to that at least she is probably a size 16 as well. She then started a very creamy massage and removed her slip revealing a massive pair of tits must be H or similar and not too droopy but she is not slim and has a belly so did not fancy her.

The Meet

Arrived and was given clear directions to 4th floor flat next to Slough Police station. I was buzzed in and met with Edyta wearing a small slip with massive tits hanging out. She is not a looker and claims to be 30 but i would add 10 years to that at least she is probably a size 16 as well. Paid my money and she asked me to strip. The room is small and has a proper massage table and a bed in there and she asked me to jump up onto the table. She then started a very creamy massage and removed her slip revealing a massive pair of tits must be H or similar and not too droopy but she is not slim and has a belly so did not fancy her. The main reason for the negative is her constant talking she did not come up for air, no cc swipes and she asked me to turn over and she slipped off her knickers but stayed out of reach so was not much point, she did give me a nice wank and i came in minutes, she then wiped up the mess on my belly and gave me a towel and i had a shower and was in and out in 45 minutes. If you are a tit man and don't mind some one who talks incessantly then be my guest.

Final Thoughts

I have since found out that full sex/BJ/RO without massage is available at £70 for 30 mins.

houseboot • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

A previous poster in 2017 suggested that this might be the same lady:-

Your thoughts?

The description of her flat is same/similar.

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Fuzzyduck • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> Muff licker on November 06, 2019, 02:49:19 pm:
> ... The main reason for the negative is her constant talking she did not come up
> for air, no cc swipes and she asked me to turn over and she slipped off her
> knickers but stayed out of reach so was not much point...

Was this just a figure of speech about the negative points (that meant a neutral rating overall) or did you mean it to be a negative rating?

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Muff licker • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> Fuzzyduck on November 06, 2019, 04:22:01 pm:
> Was this just a figure of speech about the negative points (that meant a neutral
> rating overall) or did you mean it to be a negative rating?
Sorry Fuzzy that was a figure of speech I meant a neutral review it was OK but she is a large lady with no sensual element just lots of talking

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Muff licker • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Good research houseboot same address given when i texted the profile.

What i would say is the pictures are very flattering she is larger in life and has a big belly pretends that she is Eliza and not connected to the Gumtree advert but we have outed her lol.

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Massboy

Reviewed on 07 Nov 2018

5/10

£80 1h

Slough • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

I got a same day appointment. Her place is the same address I had seen sexy Chaira, but different block of flats in Slough

Venue

Her place is the same address I had seen sexy Chaira, but different block of flats in Slough

Looks

The photos on her profile were taken ages ago but it was the same girl. She was very chatty and nice.

The Meet

The massage was basic and nothing sensual or spectacular about it. Through out the session she was constantly talking about the her travels and other political and economical issues. With 10mins to go, I got more stroking on my front and hand relief to finish off.

Final Thoughts

I was expecting b2b or even boobs massage but it may have been my fault for not been specific about this. However, I will not return for the £80 massage. If I visit again, I will opt for 30 minutes FS.

RAJEC

Reviewed on 06 Nov 2018

7/10

£70 30m

nice modern flat • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

Found myself this way a short while ago.

Venue

nice modern flat with clean bathroom. Room set up with a nice massage table and small double bed. Only downside is the block is adjacent to a cop shop 😱

Looks

advertised as a 14 but I’d say closer to 16 - big arse in doggy but not bubble, and massive g cup chebs.

The Meet

medium massage, o wo and fs. nice enough massage, fairly firm, acceptable o wo albeit brief and gets wet during fs. massage contained 0 sensuality, no ru or cc, o wo brief and suggested position change; not a fan of that. If a change is required, I think the punter should request it.

Final Thoughts

Overall: a pretty good event bar the cons which are passable.

houseboot • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Moved from London to South East

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Stiltskin • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Does she insist on doing the massage first, or can you just get down to FS on the bed?

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RAJEC • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Great question; I’d imagine she may be ok with it, but my inclination (based on my cons) is that she may use the massage as a means to shorten the ‘fun’ time. After all, there was no sensual element to the rub down 🤷

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rubric • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I've only seen her for Massage+HE, and given that she never tried to 'upsell' and seemed to be studying manicuring, I assume massage is what she's most comfortable with. Make of that what you will.

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RAJEC • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Also beware that the images are photoshopped quite a bit; she is distinctly larger in the flesh.

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CalvinJWest

Reviewed on 10 May 2018

9/10

Near the police station just off the A4 • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Excellent. All done via text and replies quickly.

Venue

Near the police station just off the A4. There’s parking down a road next to the station. Took me a while to work out if I could actually park there but it was fine.

Looks

Slightly curvier than the pictures on the website but I think she’s extremely attractive. Great figure, amazing tits and had a fantastic personality. She’s not shy at all and instantly made any nerves disappear (I’m still a relative newbie).

The Meet

In my combined apppintments I had a massage, prostate massage and strap on. Massage was good. Not the best I’d had but still up there. Prostate massage was excellent. First time I’d ever tried it and she was very slow in how she built it up. The next session was using a strap on. Again she worked her way up by massage, then prostate and then strap on. It wasn’t really for me but that wasn’t down to her. I’d just always wanted to try it.

Final Thoughts

I told her at the beginning I want to experiment and for me, she’s the perfect person to do it with. Easy going, looks like she enjoys what she does and great body. I’ve been twice and will be going back again when I can!

Lema • 11 May 2018, 03:04

was there any kissing? she lists in her services no kissing !!! I just wondered. 🤷

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CalvinJWest • 16 May 2018, 19:31

No, but then I’m not that fussed about kissing so didn’t try. She doesn’t strike me as the type that would though. She’s very friendly and easy to talk to but she’s quite business like in how she operates. That’s not a bad thing though as she’s clear from the start.

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WL_1980

Reviewed on 01 Mar 2018

7/10

30m

About 10mins walk from slough station, block of flats near a police station • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Through text message, prompt, provided all relevant information when asked details 10/10

Venue

About 10mins walk from slough station, block of flats near a police station, haha, nevertheless great apartment, clean & tidy, great bathroom facilities, spacious room 10/10

Looks

Now this is where theres a grey area, even whilst writing this she appears to have uploaded some new pictures. I can tell you now these new pictures are not a true representation of her. She has curves and a belly, not a big belly but noticable. Like i said earlier ive seen her before maybe in 2013 where i reckon she was a size 12, now ill say 14-16, maybe leaning more towards 16. However i like curves though and she was dressed great in black high heels and black stockings with a lace miniskirt. (Lace looks superb with curvy women) and a black blouse with those tits on show. In general if youre expecting the girl you see in the pics you might be disappointed, but i like what i saw, had a ragin boner watching her walk around in that outfit 8/10

The Meet

Opted for a 30min booking, paperwork sorted out, quick freshen up and returned, instructed her to take her blouse off but leave the rest of the outfit on, (nothing underneath that skirt). Tits on show, huge with nice pointy nipples, gave them the attention they deserved. Then on to reverse oral. Word of warning though this girl is silent, real silent, lol, and my oral skills are 12/10. The silence might bother some but she actually enjoys RO, felt her shake before she orgasmed. She then turns over on to her stomach and instructed me to rim her which she enjoys too, she is very clean down there her pussy and ass, no funny odours. She then wanted to reciprocate and give me an uncovered BJ, which was different class, it definitely wasnt that good the last time i saw her i would've remembered. She seems to have really up'd her game over the years, great tekkers on the BJ, if she offered a cim finish she would easily get in my top 5 bj's of all time, it was enough to get in my top ten though. I was close to cumming so i strapped up and entered her in doggy, great view, fucked her hard and fast relentlessly.( i dare you to to sit there in silence women, lol) Then came hard inside the glove, she started shaking as well she couldve came at the same time i did, not sure, afterwards she said 'great orgasm', dont know if she was referring to me or herself. 7/10

Final Thoughts

A little bit of small talk before cleaning up and leaving Would i return: Good VFM Yes Recommended: if you like curvier women: Yes

Spacecowb0y • 02 Mar 2018, 00:34

Saw her a few years ago and "didnt think the service was great personally, forgot why?"
Yet you give her a positive rating? ⏰

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WL_1980 • 02 Mar 2018, 01:07

Saw her a few years ago when i was new to punting, dont remember much of it, was a bit of a blur, nothing memorable comes to mind. I was in slough, decided to see her again, it was great. Whats the issue?

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rubric • 03 Mar 2018, 14:46

I've seen her for a massage and HE - I think someone here compared her looks to something like Tracey UIllman - which is probably fair.

Big lass though - wouldn't personally see her for FS.

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wombat

Reviewed on 13 Sep 2015

6/10

central Slough • Incall

Communications

I visited this lady recently at a flat in central Slough.

Venue

flat in central Slough

Looks

She is indeed very busty, and also has a large butt. Unfortunately she also has a large belly - although it is soft.

The Meet

She is Polish, and has a good level of English. Her face reminded me of Tracey Ullman back in the 80's. Kissing is not on her likes list and she sticks to it. Unfortunately her pussy whilst looking clean didn't smell it so I left well alone. She seemed puzzled by this and said she'd just had a shower. I was however content to finish off straddling her with my cock in her ample cleavage and managed to spray her chin too.

Final Thoughts

A Positive/Neutral experience, but I won't return.

Cunning Punt • 13 Sep 2015, 23:47

Thanks for the review.

Rating is entirely your call, but no kissing - particularly at rates of £70/£110 - would make it a neutral for most of us, even leaving the issue of her physical features aside.

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wombat • 14 Sep 2015, 09:35

Yes I see what you mean.

On the day I was in one of those moods where I just needed to unload, and the fact that she was not my usual type didn't really matter. The positive was really due to her having a nice and friendly disposition.

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NelsonH • 14 Sep 2015, 13:38

Come on buddy, too fat, didn't smell good and doesn't kiss.

And you rated Positive!

Oh well.

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