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yomi 168

Banbury - OX16 (see outcall areas in Details)
4 reviews
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5.010

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Gender: Female

Meets With: Men, Couples

Nationality: Chinese

Orientation: Bisexual

Reviews

4 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

Big Stix • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Down in the Big Stix for another Planned Filthy 'Freekend' Break and booked this one as she was in the same Hotel on the next floor up so that got me immediately horny. and Made the booking and was up those stairs like an intelligent Rat chasing Cheese on a wheel. Got there, the door opened like magic and I was through and shown to the room with a Double bed, subdued lighting and a girl that was nothing like the slim Chinese cutie i flew up the stairs for. I should have just politely declined and made my way out but the horny trouser Devil was out and already pointing rudely. I really should practice my walking skills more..

Venue

room with a Double bed, subdued lighting

Looks

A Chinese bird, English is basic, a lot chubbier than the profile pics suggests and quite a tall lass and quite plain.

The Meet

A Chinese bird, English is basic, a lot chubbier than the profile pics suggests and quite a tall lass and quite plain. Damn, let's just get this over with I sighed. She has a nice likes list but none of this was on offer, the kissing was just lip kisses, there was ball bag licking but on with the condom for the BJ, no DT, no 69 on offer, no DFK, no GFE no RO and no Face sitting. Banged away in a few positions to blow in Doggie position.

Final Thoughts

A nice girl but no way would I return in fact one I would actively seek at great lengths to avoid. I could get much more and better looking up North for £60. Oh well, onwards and upwards, off to the ATM and try my luck with another provider.. 😂

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5/10

£80 30m

Oxford • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

all by text, services agreed. Even dfk.

Venue

Quite central in Oxford, at least central to find yourself in congested traffic. Reachable by public transport.

Looks

Look at these pictures. Not sure which app these Asian girls use to get these sureal wide eyes. We all know that you will never meet a girl close to those pictures - and you don't know. Just tricky to guess where photo shop stops and reality will kick in. I wasn't too disappointed when I arrived, looked like natural boobs held by push-up bra. Agewise tricky to guess. She texted '24' before, but will probably more like end 30ies. When she undressed, I'd even say early 40. But this might be just the shape of her bum. Slight belly, nothing really erotic about her, but also not too disappointing.

The Meet

She insisted on no dfk, but lip kissing. This was mainly offering closed lips. She wanted to start with massage with baby oil. I agreed as I didn't know how to fill the 30min best. Was crap as mentioned before. I insisted her to massage my balls and dick, so she agreed. We had agreed on owo, but this was just the top. Nothing spectacular, no skills. Moving to 69, she had a bush with quite stiff hair. But was clean. Not sure if she just had used baby wipes as she did on me to clean me up. Quite tricky to keep aroused when nothing erotic builds up. But I managed a bit in cow girl and in doggy. Finished in the bag. Overall not too bad. Would be just great she'd put some more effort into the action.

Final Thoughts

Crap massage, thin lips kiss, light owo, ok 69, smiling. She still delivered, was polite, I think she might have tried 'her best' (probably her perspective). It's not a negative, neutral is just fine.

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5/10

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£50 15m

Converted office block by the old funhouse building/flyover, around 10-15min walk from East Croydon station • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Easy via WhatsApp. Asked her to forward me a selfie and received a pic in sailor type outfit she says was taken 2yrs back. 🤪 Gonna burst your bubble now and say she looks nothing like the pic she sends! The profile doesn’t mention penetration, so like the other reviewer I confirm we do some horizontal sports. OW and sex is included, and OWO is extra. Was quoted £60 for 15min. Next day asked if she’ll do 15min for £50 and got the reply “Of course!”. Must be quiet day so booked a slot. 👍 The comms most likely handled by a 3rd party as the word ‘us’ was used when I was downstairs.

Venue

Same building as my last punt with a fit Brazilian. Converted office block by the old funhouse building/flyover. Around 10-15min walk from East Croydon station. Concierge wasn’t at his desk when I arrived but was there when I left. Easy to skip past and ignore him like a resident.

Looks

As I mentioned above looks nothing like the pic sent through WA. Pic could be her at least 10-15 years ago. She’s not ugly nor a head turner. She claims to be 24 but I place her in the milf 35 bracket. Wide Asian geisha face with large eyes. She’s a tall BIG boned woman, around 5ft9. 1000% a woman, she’s just tall and large framed. Titties are C/D cups with a natural hang. Longs nips to suck. Size 10-14 bod and everything well proportioned. Bushy vag. Small clit. Broken English and follows instructions.

The Meet

We strip and she lays back ready to grab the dom. Told her I want to explore that bod first (as per our WA msg). Suck them titties with long nips, making my way downstairs. The curly bush hides a small opening as I try to insert a finger and she goes all ticklish. Spread that cunt wide and licked the clit, which tasted clean. Didn’t think she enjoyed it much with her looking to move things on. Grabs the dom inviting me to fuck but I told give me BJ. Hat applied and she sucks the top 3rd to get me hard. Nothing spectacular! Look down and I’m hard. She lays back ready to fuck. I want CG first. Lay down to swap positions on bed but she’s slow to get up so I insert my cock in spoons which she does well to position and starts moaning as I fuck. 👍 I ain’t that good so check mini FK is actually in pussy and she isn’t faking it. Hook that leg over and gave it some welly. Swap to CG. She jumps on and slow ride and we take turns fucking. She leans 45 degree with good access to titties. She’s eye’s closed all the way. Switch to doggy. Insert and fuck her hard. Good access to body and the fun bags. Felt the sap start to rise as she’s fake moaning. Told her spin round ready for the finale. Fuck her deep in mish, then pulled them legs over my shoulders and pound her hard, deep and fast. Hard spunked (think she sensed it) and kept going until emptied. 🤪 🤪 She waited until I was completely drained before blowing the whistle to call time. Well done for that!! 👍 door-to-door: No more than 15min. She's submissive but sex was rushed tbh.

Final Thoughts

Neutral. Was left waiting outside in the cold for 15min. 🥶 Wins points for the price and novelty factor to make it neutral, else I’d had given a Neg tbh. No connection and a bit rushed the way she wants to fuck in mish straight away. Says she’s leaving Croydon next few days and will be heading to Canary Wharf. Other than novelty (Chinese) and hairy bush element, save your precious punting coins. Wouldn’t spend more than £50/£70 for 15/hh. If I were to go again, I’d ask if she’d take £40 for 15min. 😂 Pics for record; Extreme munter filter applied,,, or pics not her. The pic below in T-shirt could be her 10-15 years back. Much older and wider face IRL.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£130 1h

about 5mins walk from train station • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

ok she ignored or didn't read my email on website. Also ignored my calls but replied to texts. Straight forward instructions on the day of the meet.

Venue

Nice clean cottage type house about 5mins walk from train station. Think theres a mulitstory 5 mins away to park in but no street parking. Got the impression this might be an air bnb but her poor english made it impossible to make small talk.

Looks

tall good looking chinese girl, probably 5ft9 ish, decent size tits which do sag without a bra. Not sure if its the girl in the pics, they could be with all the filters about nowadays.

The Meet

Started with a crap massage, very quick strokes poking and proding all over the place. I lay there thinking she might have had some massage training at one time but probably left the course after the first week 😁 No cc swipes or reach unders. Turned over and she starts to lick and kiss me all over, lots of ball licking which felt amazballs! OWO is available, opted for covered as was close to blowing my beans as it was. Then sex in mish and I lasted less than a minute 😊 Then she gave more of the crap massage for a good 20 mins then turned over for more BJ, followed by sex in a few different positions. I realised I wasn't going to cum again so happily retreated for another shower. I initially wanted to have more of a go on her body, didn't go down on her, she does have a very hairy bush which may put some of you off. She didn't seem to want to kiss so I didnt push it.

Final Thoughts

Overall a positive, there wasn't much chemistry due to lack of english but she aims to please. Would visit again but only for 30 mins. Not sure how long shes hear for either.

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