Age: 40-44
Gender: Female
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 7st 7lb
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Body Type: Slim
Met on
£60
A park near Kings Heath • Outcall
Do not recommend
Phone and txt
A park near Kings Heath
40s, larger than 8 but hard to tell in car. Nationality: English
I picked Jade up at a local railway station and we drive to this park I've used before. I pay her the money and she stashes it. I feel her tits and pussy and my cock starts getting hard. J sucks first just the head and hand but with encouragement the whole length and the suck the balls. I hold her head and get into a rhythm, it starts to rain which is good as it keeps away prying dog walkers. Eventually I'm shooting my abstinence into her mouth and throat and she takes it all, shows me and swallows it all. I offer her a polo. I'm done, I just want to get rid of her as I notice a staleness about her clothes. J asks can we go to McDonald's but it's too far out of my way so I drop her at station.
tl;dr version: Average BJ with swallow in car. I go to a shop to get some car air fresheners, then I (guiltily) visit McDonald's on my way back to work. Would I return: probably not, I've seen her a few times now and scratched the itch.
£50 15m
B13 • Kings Heath, above some shops • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
text a day before and was then another text the next day, was asked to call once outside.
her flat is on the top floor some many steps to climb. Once in her flat it stank of weed, doesn't bother me as I smoke it now and again. Small bedroom and she said the bulb was fused and was too lazy to change it and we can leave the door open or close it, I preferred it open so at least I could see.
scrawny little blonde dressed it some chavy black dress, breath stank!
Once outside I called her and she had to come down and let me in, now I have seen duck face Jade when she was based on the Bristol Road Northfield and boy does she deepthroat and give real sloppy OWO(sorry no review) and that is who i was expecting, nope it was a little blonde and she has not aged very well, probably mid to late 30's. Was about to walk but mini me took over so thought I would try. her flat is on the top floor some many steps to climb. Once in her flat it stank of weed, doesn't bother me as I smoke it now and again. Small bedroom and she said the bulb was fused and was too lazy to change it and we can leave the door open or close it, I preferred it open so at least I could see. Pulled my trousers and boxers down and lay on bed, she looked soooo bored and just grabbed my flacid cock with just 2 fingers and was trying to spring him into life, after about 5 mins I mentioned I haven't just come for a tug. She got the hint and started sucking just the tip and nothing else, no deepthroat no ball liking and no up and down shaft licking. Thats wen I also noticed her bad breath and my cock stank too. She kept it at one pace just on the tip and it was doing nothing for me. I then stood up and wanked myself to try and get hard and then asked her to suck some more, piss poor again and I had to take my mind elsewhere just to cum and when I did she took it in her mouth and the tapped my thigh (felt like a MMA tap out) as she asked me to hold my cock upright as to not drip anything on the carpet, whilst she legged it to the bathroom to spit Came back some small talk and she asked if I could smell weed to which I said "yes" and she said I must get some stronger air freshener
Overall: I very doubt if you have FS that sex would be good, her finger handjob and tap out and piss poor tip suck says it all. Never again!!!
Hidden feedback a big warning sign 🤦
Kings heath the punting desert lol.
I take it this isnt princess jade from Northfield?
£70 22m
flat above shops • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
I visited Jade a few nights back - Profile looked good and what I was looking for (OWO, CIM and protected sex) with a reasonable price of £70 for 30 minutes. Arranged the meet via text and didn't book through the site.
The location was a flat above shops, plenty of parking and a few dodgy looking people hanging around but that's what happens with off licences and takeaways I guess. The first thing that hit me was the smell of weed in the apartment and then we went into the bedroom which was in darkness and has the most knackered excuse for a bed I've seen in a long time!!!
Despite the darkness I recognised Jade from an old profile on the website and know who she is now.
Arrived a little early and was asked to wait. The location was a flat above shops, plenty of parking and a few dodgy looking people hanging around but that's what happens with off licences and takeaways I guess. Met Jade at the gate to her apartment and followed her up to the top. The first thing that hit me was the smell of weed in the apartment and then we went into the bedroom which was in darkness and has the most knackered excuse for a bed I've seen in a long time!!! A little bit of small talk and Jade remained clothed while she gave me some toothy OWO. She wanked me while she sucked and was obviously trying to hurry me along. I asked for sex so she stripped to her bra......made excuses about an injury to her leg so she couldn't do doggy......I went on top and we stopped as I was 'crushing her a little' so we did spoons...….she tried to hold/pinch my cock to make me cum faster so after around 5 minutes I just gave up and told her to make me cum in her mouth..... Oh and here I need to mention I took hold of her lower leg at one point...…...for fucks sake it was almost as hairy as mine!!! Did the deed, she went and spat it out, we got dressed and I was out - all in 22 minutes!!. Rushed service and she just wants you cumming and out - the only saving grace was the CIM. Despite the darkness I recognised Jade from an old profile on the website and know who she is now.
Not a great service - dark room, excuses as to why she cannot do certain positions and trying to rush you to cum. I'll try elsewhere.
Looking at her FB also, looks a waste of space.
Just being curious - who was Jade in a former life ?
I’m intrigued too.
To be honest I cannot remember her name for the life of me. She had face pics in her gallery or private one and I recognised her as soon as I walked in.
She either still is or used to be a dancer and this was on her last profile too. She's still got short blonde hair.
I reckon it was about 6 or so years ago.
The age of chivalry is not dead, nice touch with the polo.
Is this the jade who does the glory hole and is a known BBer or is it a different person.
And I laughed at the ‘gave her a polo’ after bit 👍 👍
its not glory hole Jade or duck face Jade the one who offers BB, I reviewed this one a while back she was shit, agree with stale clothes, she definitely looks like she needs a good bath/scrub.
That’s the one duck face jade lol nice tits shame about the bb