Amazing Alice.xxx – Hungarian Female Escort in St Albans

linkburn

Reviewed on 02 Jul 2018

3/10

£60 30m

Central Reading (new flats near oxford road) • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

All done by text. no problems

Venue

Central Reading (new flats near oxford road)

Looks

accurate pictures in the profile. Big fake boobs, but a little bit uglier in person. Made 0 effort to dress nicely though. Opened the door in a dressing gown and only pants underneath. Not in a sexy way, but more of a lazy way.

The Meet

Opened door, sorted paperwork, not much of a chat but english is ok. Straight in to it. She warms up some lube/massage oil and gave me an absolutely appaling massage. limp and utterly useless. Her "B2B" included rubbing her tits on my back for about 30 seconds. did nothing at all for me. Flipped over and moved in to a lifeless HJ. No teasing, or effort to work on it. Just straight in to smashing my dick to try and get me to cum asap. Took some real concentration for me to get my moneys worth. i considered just walking half way through. just terrible. I dont know if she is just bad at it, didnt care or was actively resenting her job. Finished after only 20 mins and could not get out of there quick enough.

Final Thoughts

Overall - Dont bother. Have a wank. Also, read reviews here and dont be an idiot like i am.

switftjake • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

thanks for the review and sorry you had a shit time. But appreciate the warning Anyway. Adds to the other bad reviews

old_monk01 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for review and warning. I too was tempted to see her but saw 2 negative feedback were already there. Bad luck. Reading is a desert.

Hot_Latino2016 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review. I was also tempted, but seeing these bad reviews, I will stay away

dkn

Reviewed on 19 Dec 2016

4/10

£80 1h

Stevenage centre • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Dithered over Alice's profile for a while, and found encouragement here, and finally coincided with her being in Stevenage (she tours). Good comms over the phone - claims to be Hungarian, but had decent english. Located in one of the standard Stevenage centre hotels with parking in the local Tesco. Arrived and sent text, pleasantly surprised that she replied early, telling me to come straight up.

Venue

Located in one of the standard Stevenage centre hotels with parking in the local Tesco.

Looks

Appearance - all OK. Long dark hair and a nice enough body - huge fake tits. All good so far.

The Meet

The massage was so so, then she used her tits for massage, which doesn't do that much for me. When finally flipped onto my back, I was hoping to be teased to high heaven. Unfortunately, after some more brief massage, she started into a particularly uninspiring hand job. Took forever to come, but not because she was edging me, just because it was so poor. Relieved when I finally made it, but disappointed that it was such a let down.

Final Thoughts

Was tempted to give just a neutral, as her style might click better with others but, even at the low £80 for 60 mins, a poor wank is not really on...

FunTimesYesPlease • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for your review saved me a journey