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jodie in chester

Chester - CH1 (see outcall areas in Details)
2 reviews
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6.010

Photo 1 of jodie in chester

Age: 60+

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

2 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

5/10

Met on

£60 30m

about five minutes' walk from Bache Station/Morrisons • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Quick and easy by phone. Arranged for the same day.

Venue

Discreet semi, about five minutes' walk from Bache Station/Morrisons. The meeting takes place in a downstairs bedroom which is adequate for the purpose, if a bit tired looking. I didn't see any sign of a shower, and don't know if this is on offer.

Looks

Jodie looks every bit of her advertised 64 years, and probably a few more. She is small-ish, quite slim, with saggy breasts and limbs that are best described as skinny. The photos on the website are flattering - the most accurate are those of her wearing a body stocking. That all said, she is not unattractive, as long as you know what to expect. She was well groomed, smelt nice, and was wearing a lacy bra set, with black stockings and suspenders.

The Meet

Jodie comes across as a nice person. She is friendly, open and quite chatty, but a lot of this is repetitive and not very conducive to developing an intimate atmosphere. In particular she kept asking if I liked what I saw, which a previous reviewer also mentioned, which became annoying after the first couple of times. Jodie has evidently been around for a while and it shows in her service, which follows a fairly predictable script. There's a bit of body stroking, followed by some not-very-deep OWO with a lot of hand-intervention, a decent bout of RO, to which she was very receptive, and an invitation to get the condom on sooner than I wanted, although she was quite happy to go along with my timetable rather than hers, so that wasn't an issue. What were issues was the absence of DFK (my fault, because her profile clearly says that she doesn't do it) which always deflates the atmosphere for me, and over-enthusiastic manipulation of my gentleman bits which gave a new meaning to the term 'rub and tug'. I'm surely not the only man in the world who finds 'fast-and-furious' uncomfortable to the point of pain, but I had to ask her several times to slow down, which I shouldn't have to with an experienced SP. I don't think this was a hurry-up tactic, because she didn't seem to be clock watching and it was the best part of 45 minutes before I left without any sense of being rushed.

Final Thoughts

I'm in two minds about how to rate this review, because Jodie is a nice lady who tries hard to provide a good service, and it's not easy to point at any one reason not to give a positive. In the end I've gone with Neutral, because that's more or less how it felt. The business got done, but the encounter wasn't erotic or memorable, and was altogether a bit dull.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£60 1h

Chester, close to Morrisons • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Communication is ok but best done by phone call. I found out later why.

Venue

Now the flat she is in is just bizarre. It’s like a time warp from the 60s apparently it’s not hers it’s a friend she stays at to work.

Looks

Now she is clearly a old bird, 70 something I would say but one to tick off the list. Now surprisingly she is thinner than her photos but still got a great rack.

The Meet

As we stripped she keeps asking if I like what I see and I actually did. Good OWO before I thought let’s go all in and go down on her. Didn’t take long before she was clearly getting carried away, cheeky finger up the bum and she all but scream the flat down 🎉 With her struggling to control herself on with the Mack and I pounded away whilst she clearly cum again. Filled the bag. Quick massage of the ego as she couldn’t stand or get up for a few minutes after. Apparently she doesn’t do bum fun and it was a first, even at her age which surprised her how much she enjoyed it.

Final Thoughts

Just to be clear for a very old bird she is actually an ok punt. Would I go again, yeah if nothing else is on when I’m town I probably would again.

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