English Honey69xx
Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Nearest Rail Station: Bournemouth
Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Nearest Rail Station: Bournemouth
£60 15m
good location easy to find and lots of parking. • Incall • Parking available
Do not recommend
Comms excellent
Lovely room
Lovely room and very pretty girl.
However, everything felt really rushed. Understand it was a 15 minute booking but she started worrying about time about 5 minutes in. Only wanted a bj, not great technique and no eye contact. Overall just felt like she wasn't interested.
Wouldn't return.
Met on
£100 30m
Residential road • Incall • Free parking
Accurate photos
Arranged the day before but confirmed on the day, 45minutes all likes included £100
Residential road, quiet, parking no problem. First floor flat, clearly rents a room from an OAP but no sign of anybody else, external door open and off upstairs where Honey meets you.
All pictures and descriptions are her but only just, felt a little disappointed, but not unattractive and an ok body, a touch droopy but got me going no problem.
A bit of a poo whiff in doggy (really puts me off), managed not to have my cock in her mouth when I came and rushed me out in 30mins, despite paying the extra for 45.
Won’t visit again as I’m unlikely to be in the area, I’ve gone neutral as maybe I was just unlucky and things may well have been different on another day?
£100 45m
Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Better than expected, all done via WhatsApp on the morning. Agreed time and headed over. Usual annoying wait (most seem to only start getting ready when they know you're outside) for her to get ready, +15mins.
Again better than expected, she was 3 for, 3 against on here. Reports indicate very heavy makeup, fat, poor service, not pretty. I thought she was pretty, slim, maybe a 10 and make up was well done. Quite small tits (B?) with nice perky nipples, skin soft and supple. Dressed in a rather fetching xmas oufit.
Handed over money which she secreted away. Offered a massage but wasn't interested so straight into a kiss & cuddle, very light FK. BJ, not as deep as I was expecting but still good, onto 69, pussy looked good, smelled & tasted clean. Sex, cowgirl and a very enthusiastic bounce, didn't go on for very long as the thigh length boots where a bit awkward for her. I should have taken her advice and let her remove them, ho hum they did look sexy. Doggy, she decides a bit of lube was required over the condom, wasn't impressed with this. Back to BJ with her kneeling down. Thought I was cumming but no spunk, just a muscle spasm down below. She then checks the phone and starts saying times nearly up, so cock starts to droop. Thought make the most of the time left and go for a quick cuddle and a grope. 30seconds later she notices the erection has come back so decides there's enough time left to give it another go. Finally spunked in her mouth on the 45th minute. Chatted for a bit until she decides to spit and rinse out. Out the door maybe +5mins
Pro. Good bod, nice (if small) tits, nice face. BJ, although she does take regular jaw breaks and goes for the hand cranking. Neg. Clock watching, which is off putting even though you do get the full time. Too much lube.
£80 25m
Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
First Comms & meet on the same day. Within the same afternoon I think.
Was working from the same place I saw her a few years back.
No need to go into too much detail on her appearance, she looked (nearly) the same as when I saw her circa 3 years ago. I think she’s well reviewed on here regarding her looks & style. Nice girl makes friendly small talk.
Sex: Massage first, then turned into mutual touching, then into a bj with owo with cim. Also spits it out straight away. Offered wipes while she washed her mouth out in the bathroom, I got dressed and left probably after 25 minutes.
She’s a good on the day last minute option.
I saw her a few times years ago - she was always IMO a good fuck but unreliable re timings etc!
Hope she is better now she is older!
No need to go into too much detail on her appearance, she looked (nearly) the same as when I saw her circa 3 years ago.
You didn't go into much detail when you reviewed her before and 3 out 5 think she's a poor choice, fat/OTT on make up etc.
So what is she like now. Is she pretty, what size is she,
£60 16m
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Feeling horny and all I wanted was a bit of Kissing and caressing and a decent blowjob with CIM
Coms was easy via text and confirmed what I was looking for and asked if she would agree to £60 for the half hour which she did.
Not mentioned
Friendly and chatty but her body is nothing like the photos at least two dress sizes bigger which put me off a bit but decided to carry on as it was only for a BJ.
On arrival she opens the door and invites me in. Friendly and chatty but her body is nothing like the photos at least two dress sizes bigger which put me off a bit but decided to carry on as it was only for a BJ. Sort the cash out and she invites me to make myself comfortable while she stashes the cash.
Asks if I would like to start with a little massage which I agree - a quick rub and she suggests turning over. I ask for a kiss and she agrees and although some might call it french kissing it was pretty crap and she was at an angle where it was just hard to kiss properly. She then suggest going down for the blow job. I was totally flaccid at this point and after about 2 minutes she jumps up and says she best get her phone to keep an eye on the time. Back to the BJ and she kept stopping and trying to wank me off but vigorously so kept banging my balls and kills the moment. I stop her and ask her not to use her hands. Feeling better, things are starting to perk up but then she picks her phone up and says I hope you are close to coming you haven't got long. I laid back trying to relax but she kept stopping and trying to wank me, again fairly vigorously, and kept picking her phone up to look at the time. It totally killed the mood. In the end I stopped her and said it's not working and she said well your time is up anyway. she gets off the bed and goes out the room. I start to get dressed and take my phone out my pocket. 16 minutes had passed since I undressed.
When she came back in the room I told her I was not happy, She was rushing and constantly looking at her phone. All she said was well you only paid £60.
Maybe it's my fault for suggesting £60 but I knew I didn't want more than a blow job and this was well in advance and she agreed the booking on that basis.
I walked totally Pissed off and frustrated.
£130 1h
Quiet suburb road • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
The best part of the process. Timely responses, adaptable, fairly straight forward and open but super simple expectations.
Quiet suburb road, easy enough parking and easy to get to as had travelled from far away. Easy access but once inside... this is not the dream of high class living. Pitch expectations at poorly maintained student flat and you're onto a winner. Still don't be judgemental and let's see...
Honey was, to be frank, a bit of a surprise. Nothing really like the pics. Add a few stone. Friendly enough welcome but not a gracious host long term. Towel on the bed ready, not quite sure who I was (even though I'd let myself in) and confused as to what time I wanted. Makeup was definitely on the face, and the teeth. This was definitely a cold transaction as opposed to a date. It makes a difference.
After remembering I wanted some fetish gear, I was presented with a binbag of crumpled gear to pick from, of which the "easiest" to put on items were offered. Everything else was quite some effort. We started with a massage. Think inconsiderate crab clawing at you in ill fitted latex gloves. After moving on to a BJ, it became clear that deepthroat was not an openly received like as I was warned that she had recently eaten. So onto some doggy. At this point all covered, I was politely informed that I wasn't hard enough for the deed, and we stopped, no help, nothing. Funnily enough, I wasn't surprised as the entertainment was a little lacking. Back to OWO. LOTS (too much) spitting, some ball sucking, and all was done. Time to get the hell out of dodge. Now things got super disappointing. Wipes and tissues were handed over so I could clean up. She disappeared. And then all of the calls and texts that were coming through mid point were addressed. I can honestly say that after finishing, she didn't address me to my face once.. I talked to myself and left. Never to return...
A perfect example of why in the future : a) I will only see those who have face pics, and b) I will walk when it doesn't feel right.
Thank you for the review. 👋
Sorry to read that you had such a grotty experience.
I've just blacklisted her, probably the first of very many. I'll never meet someone without a face pic now, and if it doesn't match I generally walk.
Always worth listening to your intuition, it's the sum of your experiences I find, though it sounds like your hit rate is generally high. 👍
Thanks for the review, have tried to book Honey before but she was unavailable at the time I was looking for. I would have been trying to book her in the future but not now, I have started to see the same couple of girls as there seem to be so many girls that are very robotic/uninterested in this area these days. Sorry you had such a poor experience!
Im starting to agree a little with regard to the face pictures, there’s two Bournemouth profiles I’ve been considering for the last week or so, but neither have pictures above the neck or are reviewed. I wouldn’t even mind too much if they just blur out their eyes, or wear sunglasses etc, obviously a clear full face picture would be the best. But yeah if any local girls are reading this then something to consider.
Shame you had a negative time with English honey, I’ve seen her a couple of times now, for me overall I found pretty good vfm. But it’s a game of opinions l
That's another warning sign to me too. Not only no head and shoulders, but also in reverse.
Head and shoulders shots only often indicate that someone ate all the pies...
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£100 45m
a road off the main charmimster high street • Incall • Parking available
Recommend
Had tried for a couple of weeks, sometimes I’d get a reply sometimes I wouldn’t, but I wasn’t desperate to see her and one day I managed to get a on the day booking.
Works from a upstairs flat in a road off the main charmimster high street. Parking was fine but those roads can get busy, flat was clean & tidy.
She’s been well described. Yeah I fancy her. Although I would bet that her age either starts with a 3 (30) or will do very soon. She’s advertises as 26 atm. She’s attractive imo! And quite sweet demeanour, chatty and I felt relaxed straight away.
As said 45 minutes, lots of kissing & cuddling, she went for a BJ quite quickly, after 5 minutes I asked for 69, she took off her attractive matching underwear set and turned around. Great view. I got the feeling I wasn’t very good at R.O from her and she said let’s get a condom on. Missionary, and doggy, doggy was great fun with her I thought. Cim finish spat onto a towel. She went to wash her mouth out. It was a hot day & hot room so I left early I think.
Overall good and in the area of Bournemouth pretty good VFM, but one or two personal preferences I would change and I probably won’t see her for a while as others I want to try.
You are probably not too far wrong in your estimate about her age S and S. She has been around for quite a while now. I have seen her 3 or 4 times in the past but not in the last 3 or 4 years. She did start young (about 19 i think) so she could still be in her 20's but probably not 26.
If i remember correctly. both from personal experience and other guy's feedback, she usually provided a good time but could be unreliable in keeping to agreed meet times (putting the time back or keeping you waiting or cancelling at short notice). Hope she has "grown out of that now"!
I remember Honey from one of many popular brothels in Bournemouth at the time near the triangle - must be about 15 years ago.
I think she was genuinely 18 then.
Are there any brothels left in Bournemouth? There was one in Charminster but i don't think it survived lockdown
I’ve never been to any, but a taxi driver I know who I haven’t seen for a while albeit would always say how many blokes he would drop off at the flats in town centre
yes that was Vixens in Glenfern Road - been closed about a year now.
A few years ago now they would have 3 or 4 English girls on in the evenings and you could pop in on the way home from work and choose the 1 you fancied most. None of this trying to make appointments via messages or texts.
As far as I know there are no brothels left in Bournemouth.
Met on
£130 1h
Winton area • Incall • Free parking
Accurate photos
Would repeat
Arranged by website message then text on the day - Comms good even allowed me to change the time £130 an nhour special - which seems to be available most of the time !
House converted into flats so door down the side but instructions were good so no problem
definitely the girl in the pics- face nice rather than stunning and I'd say 5 years older than stated age so within the usual prossie range of error.
Friendly, chatty offered me a drink, use of facilities. bedroom was OK with music on TV. Nice body, tanned no obvious sign of smoke; Kissing light but ok certainly not DFK, professional rather than passionate GFE, OWO, CG finished in mish.
A decent punt but not outstanding, might return - I was a bit rushed (entirely my fault, bad planning)
Its been pointed out to me in a private conversation with a fellow punter and it appears that the meet was in the Charminster area rather than Winton
Sorry I'm a Stranger in Town
Do not recommend
Was in the area so thought I'd give her a same day try.
Got a reply that she was free and time was OK.
Last response from her was a bit odd but I made my way over to her location and waited for address detail.
It never came.
Guess I got bumped for a regular? 🤷
So Negative for wasting 2 hours of my day.
Thanks for that Dogfather as i very nearly bumped my regular to book Honey yesterday, funnily enough.
She's a good punt if you actually manage to see her. Shame her comms seem to be letting her down. I seem to remember an extended wait outside her place when I saw her and nearly made for home due to no response but text back with the flat number just as i was getting ready to go.
Perhaps someone who's seen her a few times could have a word. Is she still in Winton because that was a bit of an issue for me too?
Winton still I think.....
Strange thing is there are so many tools to help the girls nowadays. Especially the sites.
If their criteria, or security checks etc, for booking is a certain way then stick to it or use the sites' features.
Ah, I'm being sensible, just remembered this is punting. 🙄
Where did you see her? Bournemouth?
Sorry, yes Charminster area in Bournemouth
OK. Thanks. I have added the location.