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Aphrodite xx

Greenhithe - DA9
45 reviews
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6.210

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'7"

Meets With: Men, Couples

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: Hungarian

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: D

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

45 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.2/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

£200 1h 30m

Greenhithe • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I called her to begin with as per her instructions on her profile. She was very friendly and we organised a pretty much zero-notice punt on a grim miserable Saturday afternoon. She sent me a text with a postcode. When I arrived I had to search for a parking spot being overlooked by many weekend-active neighbours. Texted when there and got more precise instructions.

Venue

1st floor bedsit in a fairly shite heavily populated residential road in Greenhithe. Flat is nice and well decorated. Shower is missing a shower head so you have to hose yourself down whilst chatting to her.

Looks

You can see she would have been an absolute stunner 10-15 years ago. For her age, she’s still up there but she’s looking tired really. She’s friendly and chatty. Her profile shows pics but they have to be minimum 10 years out of date. She’s a highly reviewed SP on the directory so I thought I was in for a treat. Maybe she just wasn’t in the mood? She had no trouble taking my cash though.

The Meet

when I arrived I was just welcomed by her with raised eyebrows etc. I think that was in approval but the distinct lack of hug or kiss welcome kept me guessing. No warm welcome. Rubbish shower. She talks. Oh my lord does she bang on. About general bollocks. I feigned interest but fk me it was dull chat. The little dance in front of the mirror was choreographed and felt pointless. No DFK. I’d almost bleached my mouth beforehand so I know it wasn’t my hygiene. This silly mewing when you do something to her. Be it sucking her tits or going down on her. Stupid silly mewing as if it’s something I wanted to hear. It was joke-shop fake. RO - I think she is so desensitised I could have stayed down there all weekend with zero reaction. She’s about at sensitive as rhino tusk. Is that me? I don’t think so - I’ve had zero trouble with anyone else whatsoever. Rimming. This is the only thing that stops this being a negative. My word she goes deep. So much so I reckon she could taste my tonsils from the wrong end. Lazy shag. She didn’t do anything other than mish. She sucks a good cock but nothing to report home about. In fact I’ve nearly forgotten it. Went for CIM but she dodged the gravy. Very poor.

Final Thoughts

I think this lass needs to hang up her boots. She’s clearly had a great run but I sense she’s now bored of us nobbers. Save your cash would be my recommendation.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£130 1h

Greenhithe • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I had started the research nearly a week in advance, cross-referencing website profiles and directory reviews, sending a lot of messages, trying to make calls but never getting an answer, sending texts or WhatsApps and generally getting nowhere. Escorts these days are just so fucking badly organised, even the ones with good reviews. This meant that at the start of the trip only the meeting on day two had been confirmed – an incall on the Essex coast. Then that girl got in touch on the morning of the day in question and cried off because her period had come on. We've all heard that excuse before but I hope it was true this time. She'd been a pleasure to deal with up to that point. I'd already given up on trying to find anyone good for the other days but was determined to have a least one sexual experience on my little tour so I did some more website research on the hoof, saw that Aphrodite had her green light on, and praise the Lord, she picked up the phone. It was all easily arranged for about three hours later. I'd noticed her profile several times over the years, and I think I once rang her when she was in London trying to arrange something, but it never worked out.

Venue

These days she lives in a tidy upstairs flat conversion on a humdrum street in Greenhithe, a place I’d never been before. I arrived in the early afternoon and she let me in the side door. clean modern bathroom, fresh towel.

Looks

On first impression she looked just like her profile pictures but... inflated. It's as if she's been gently blown up with a tyre pump since those snaps were taken. But she carries it well and is still an attractive woman.

The Meet

I arrived in the early afternoon and she let me in the side door. On first impression she looked just like her profile pictures but... inflated. It's as if she's been gently blown up with a tyre pump since those snaps were taken. But she carries it well and is still an attractive woman. I’d been driving for two hours so accepted her offer of a shower (clean modern bathroom, fresh towel). Then, when I reappeared in the bedroom, she insisted I was still too wet so give me a gentle rub-down from behind. This felt good. Her kissing was full DFK, her ball and cock fondling was expert and arousing and her OWO technique was fabulous. An hour is a long time and I like to take things slow, so I went down on her for a good stretch, then she got on top of me for a long, long session of 69. Round One ended with her riding me in cowgirl and me exploding into the bag. I'd stupidly left my made-to-measure rubbers at home when I set out but in this case a regular condom worked out OK. It stayed inside her when I pulled out, as often happens, but no baby juice got out. We chatted for a while as I recovered. Next, I got her to fondle my cock and balls while we lay together kissing. Signs of life soon appeared. Oral followed, but I was not going to come a second time from her mouth alone so I got her to give me a firm high-speed wank while we kissed and fondled each other face to face on the bed. But, as often happens, only my own hand can get me over the line a second time. Rather than disturb a very comfortable set-up by trying for CIM or over her tits, we stayed entwined while I wanked myself to a second wave of pleasure. My modest spurt ended up on both our bellies.

Final Thoughts

I think Aphrodite gives good value for money and if she was local or I had more regular use of a car I'd happily see her again. That probably won’t happen, but I did go on my way a happy man.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£50 15m

Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I am going to try and make this sweet and short as this WG has quite a few reviews on here but I figured I would give my slight contribution as well. I will be combining both of my visits into one and detail it as one experience because both visits were equally similar but amazing in their own right.

Venue

The meet took place in her own apartment. The place is very clean and spacious, also easy to find.

Looks

Myself being in late 20s I have always wanted to fuck a MILF and it finally happened. The girl itself is IMHO quite attractive with nice big soft tits (I think she mentioned them being fake), ass is mediocre but serviceable, facially also fits my liking for a MILF cougar. A couple of photos on her private gallery is a good representation on how she looks right now.

The Meet

The meet took place in her own apartment. The place is very clean and spacious, also easy to find. WG was wearing a robe with black lingerie underneath. She speaks good English considering she's lived here for 10 years or so, therefore there were no issues in communication. She was very friendly and even interesting to talk to pre-sex and post-sex. Surprisingly she did not take cash upon entrance on both visits, only when the deed was done which is a lot of trust in a punter. She lead me to the bedroom, I undressed, she undressed as well and took me by the hand and started rubbing herself onto me in front of mirror. She then gestured to lay on the bed to begin OWO. She started kissing me from neck going all the way down to my dick and started a very sensual BJ, balls licking, shaft licking, some deepthroat as well and quite a few moans. You name it, she did it. Easily got me hard. Then we switched and I performed RO on her which was great, no funny smell, clean-shaven pussy and I was having a blast down there. After that, we switched to doggy where I pounded her ass hard and finished in the bag.

Final Thoughts

Overall, both visits were pretty much identical with great services provided. I definitely recommend and will probably visit her again pretty soon. She said she sees a lot of people but they're mostly regulars. Also, she mentioned this year is her last year in the UK because she will be going back to her home country. Not sure how much truth that holds but who knows.

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Reviewed on

7/10

Met on

£80 30m

residential street • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms average, Agreed meeting time followed up by post code. When I reached there, she didn't reply to couple of texts & call went straight to voicemail. Waited for 10 minutes, tried one last time & she answered with door number.

Venue

Her place is clean with no mess.

Looks

She told me her name is Mariana, body wise attractive Hungarian, but can easily add another few years on her pictures. Her gallery pic on website is close to how she looks.

The Meet

She has pleasant attitude, once paperwork is sorted had quick shower & started playing in bedroom. There is a big mirror in bedroom, where i was holding her from behind & stripped off her undies. Action was fun with her, DFK, boobs sucking, pussy licking, owo, followed by sex in missionary & doggy.

Final Thoughts

Overall positive experience. May visit again as plan B.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£100 45m

near Bluewater • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I met with Aphrodite a few weeks ago near Bluewater.

Looks

I was not surprised by her appearance. I expected a mid 40's, medium build (not fat or thin), dark haired Hungarian lady and that is what greeted me at the door.

The Meet

She was nice enough and after sorting the cash out, she got down to cock, ball and arse worship on me. I went without the intention of having sex. I just wanted to try her oral skills which I was very happy with.

Final Thoughts

I would see her again.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£130 45m

Horns Cross • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

Decided on this lady this week for a rare punt nowadays. She was working in the camden area of London and there are a few reviews of her in that area. Phoned on same day and booked a 3pm appointment. She texted the post code which is near Dartford at Horns Cross.

Venue

Usual hidden behind the door, shoes off as she keeps a clean smart flat. I was offered a shower which I took again clean reasonably modern bathroom.

Looks

Her photos are of her but taken a few years ago, she has a decent figure but a few extra pounds round her stomach. Her age of 43 is probably close but she could be a bit older.

The Meet

I booked an hour which hoped worth it, normally I only do 30 mins. Parking was in the busy residential road where her flat is. So it's not very discrete. Usual hidden behind the door, shoes off as she keeps a clean smart flat. I was offered a shower which I took again clean reasonably modern bathroom. She didn't ask for cash up front I paid at the end. Plenty of oral on me which was good and I like a bit of RO. Cowgirl and the miss position (covered) and that was me done! She was OK to talk for a little while then I showered again she gave me another towel.

Final Thoughts

Positive as she is nice friendly and its a safe clean flat. However I was hoping for the slime girl in the pictures.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£100 45m

Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Good, all done via text on the day

Venue

Apartment is a house conversion, so used side door. Usual hide behind door, stairs are quite tight, not an issue as she felt my arse as we went up the stairs...makes a change as it is usually the other way around. First thing she insists on is to wash hands, I asked to use shower to freshen up. BTW shower is shite as water just trickles.

Looks

mid 40's, frame not large but not slim either. Just right for me. Height 5'7", boobs were false ~38d with huge areola-they were nice not like other falsies I have had.

The Meet

Found street where A has her place, easy street parking and no twitching curtains. At least non that I noticed. Apartment is a house conversion, so used side door. Usual hide behind door, stairs are quite tight, not an issue as she felt my arse as we went up the stairs...makes a change as it is usually the other way around. First thing she insists on is to wash hands, I asked to use shower to freshen up. BTW shower is shite as water just trickles. All the while we were talking to each other through the open door. Once I dried myself I handed over paperwork and was comfortable with the SP. Started with standing light FK, wasn't deep snogging, heyho was expected. Provided FK throughout the session. Played with boobs whilst standing. Asked A to lay down so that I could get better access to her boobs. Went South for RO, used fingers after a while, she got quite wet. Requested OWO which she complied with. OWO was good, wet with little to no use of hand. As I felt sad rising i went back to RO and fingers as I wanted her to be wet when I went in. After a while I asked for the jacket and went in for mish and other positions. Had her on her side and was pumping away...as i wanted to fee/grabl her arse. Oh did ask if she could and declined....so carried until I climaxed. Cleaned up and talked for a while, by the time I came out I had been there 1hr 15mins. So, would say not a clock watcher, maybe because she did not have any further punters after me.

Final Thoughts

Pros: All services provided. Comms good. Apartment clean. Attitude brilliant. Cons: Shower.. Return? Yes for sure. Have to say, first positive from me for a while.

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Reviewed on

2/10

£50 15m

Camden • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Friendly through gritted teeth when I arrived once the money was handed the mask soon fell.

Looks

Lady although not really a lady looks like the pics amazing set of tits much bigger in real life long legs but an even longer face.

The Meet

she had some when it suits covid rules so no rimming or kissing for me , apparently I'd be an idiot if I did according to her. owo not memorable in the slightest Cim sort of but not really again. I wasn't to pleased about the whole experience and mentioned it, only suggesting her service was shit which it was .then she explodes calling me a bunch of names who do I think I am all this , but the worst part was her getting on the phone acting like she was getting someone to come over I wasn't nervous but could tell she was trying to make me nervous . got dressed and as I was heading to the door she tries to shove me out before I could but my shoes on , didn't manage to . at this point I gave back as good as I got and traded some insults of my own none of which she understood I should keep it simple and call her a prick instead I going with horse face jokes alas I shall never return

Final Thoughts

alas I shall never return

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Reviewed on

5/10

£120 1h

camden • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

good and i arranged a 1hr meet at £120. Kissing not on offer depsite it being on her profile.

Venue

a basement flat down a sidestreet in camden.

Looks

as per her pictures just older. Answered the door in black under wear and heels.

The Meet

Polite and friendly enough but i wouldnt return. Neutral due to the lack of effort in cowgirl. sex in other positions such as doggy and missionary were ok. nothing to write home about. Finished off in her mouth which she discreetly spat out.

Final Thoughts

Needs to take a leaf out of Crystal Lady's book. Another Hungarian older type milf, who puts in the effort in sexwise, allows dfk and charges less!

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Reviewed on

8/10

£70 45m

Camden train station • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Swift replies by text, same day booking, 3 hours notice.

Venue

Discreet flat 5 min walk from Camden train station.

Looks

As stated in previous reviews the studio photos are very old but she has posted more up to date selfies from time to time. Nicely filled out milf body, large tits, reminded me somewhat of Amy Axxxxn.

The Meet

Having read the experiences of other punters I pretty much knew what to expect - lots of chatting, her standing in front of the mirror inviting me to grope from behind as she undressed, purring/cat noises. Have to say none of it bothered me, I just rolled with it as I found it amusing compared to some sour-faced brothel chick. Very enthusiastic OWO, seemed intent on making me CIM although this was not discussed beforehand. Had to resist the urge, on with the dom then rounded things up with mish and doggie. Shower taken before and after, total time probably around 45 mins with no evidence of clock watching. During clean up she mentioned moving out of London soon, which can now be seen on her profile.

Final Thoughts

I've had her on the list for years and never got round to visiting, enjoyed the punt and wouldn't mind a repeat but the new location looks like a mission. That being said there's a couple other long standing London milfs on the list that will be getting a visit.

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