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zoe565

Colchester - CO1 (see outcall areas in Details)
4 reviews
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5.510

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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6"

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Curvy

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Colchester

Reviews

4 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.5/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

5/10

£80 30m

Close to town off the Mersea Road • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Arranged through website. Fast replies. Numbers exchanged and texted her when I arrived.

Venue

Close to town off the Mersea Road. Place was discreet and clean though I felt the room was a bit cramped.

Looks

Size 16 with a dirty MILF look. Fabulous big tits. Lots of tattoos. Photos are accurate though she’s heavier in real life. British. Clean. She describes herself as ‘a bit posh’. I didn’t get that impression, certainly not from her accent.

The Meet

Life is flat-out at the moment so apologies if this is a quicker review than usual but wanted to post something ASAP before others think of parting with their cash, especially since it's 4 years since this SP was reviewed. Paid £80 for 30 mins. Meeting took place just before Xmas. I’d arranged to see a regular then on the day she had to cancel at short notice. Zoe was an unexpected Plan B. I didn't have time to check reviews here, otherwise I might not have seen her. As often happens with me I was drawn to a SP advertising dirty talk. As often I was disappointed. Zoe’s profile has changed since I saw her. Before Xmas she advertised as enjoying dirty talk and having a ‘potty mouth’. Beforehand I explained I wanted a massage, covered oral and hand relief to finish, with lots of dirty talk throughout. Zoe agreed. On the physical side she delivered everything well enough, the oral and wanking were good, the big tits fun to play with. But I found Zoe on the quiet/shy side despite my efforts to warm her up. Her dirty talk was lame and done without much enthusiasm. Maybe I got her on a bad day?

Final Thoughts

It wasn’t a terrible punt and it certainly relieved my balls. Then again, it wasn’t brilliant either. I’ve got to admit Zoe wasn’t really my type. I also felt she overpromised with the dirty talk and failed to deliver. So this is a neutral for me.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£130 1h

Near town center • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Standard fare phoned on up the day, arranged a time, was given post code and then given directions.

Venue

nice new flat. The room had all the blinds down so was quite dim.

Looks

In the flesh I would there is no way she is a size 14 and is at least a 16, her stomach is huge and is wrinkly which you can actually see on the profile pic if you look carefully. Her breasts are large but are starting to show blood vessels and I would say she is in her lat 40's maybe even early 50s and pics are around 5 years old.

The Meet

Arrived at the flat, was let in and offered a cup of water. The room had all the blinds down so was quite dim and she looked okay, was not overtly friendly but this is sometimes the case before cash is handed over which I did and she went off whilst I stripped and when she came back she started stripping. My main motivation to see Zoe was I'm a sucker for green eyes, I was 50/50 on the profile as with pics I usually add 5-10 years but a previous review said she looked like her profile so I booked on that. In the flesh I would there is no way she is a size 14 and is at least a 16, her stomach is huge and is wrinkly which you can actually see on the profile pic if you look carefully. Her breasts are large but are starting to show blood vessels and I would say she is in her lat 40's maybe even early 50s and pics are around 5 years old. She offered me a massage which I said okay to, but I have to say it was pretty lackluster which was surprising considering she had a massage table in the room and says she is qualified in her profile. After about 5 minutes I initiated OWO where she informed I was not allowed to CIM (which I expected based on her profile), the blowjob was good and taking in deeply, allowing me slowly face fuck her. We then lied down and I went to rub her pussy and she flinched, so I backed off but then she flinched again and said I was being rough with her and if I did it again she would ask me to leave. Now I've grabbed some pussy in my time but this was ridiculous. So I gave up on that and thought I'd try some kissing and stroking to get her in the mood, sucked on her nipples which were good but again overly sensitive and whilst doing this she gave me a hand-job which got me hard enough to go missionary. This was probably the best part of the punt as she made some great sounding noises as I entered and plowed away and she did open up and get wet. I didn't come in the bag, eventually coming on her tits which she requested and seemed to enjoy the site of. Gave me some wet wipes so clean up and I got dressed and left without ceremony.

Final Thoughts

There are elements which would definitely rate this a a negative but where some some positives but I've had much much worse hence the neutral. Although she has a pretty face she is starting to show her age and the stomach situation was not good to be worth £130 h/r. Here attitude was way too professional and I suspect she is most comfortable as a dominatrix as alluded to by her profile.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£80 30m

Chelmer multi Storey • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Rang Zoe day before to book a 30 min GFE for £80. Postcode and parking info sent, Chelmer multi Storey. Day of meet I texted to confirm all was good and she told me to ring when I was parked and she would talk me in. This all happened with no problems and found myself outside the flats where she works. Buzzed in and up the stairs I went, knock on the door and in.

Venue

Buzzed in and up the stairs I went, knock on the door and in.

Looks

She had dressed as I'd asked and looked very attractive.

The Meet

She had dressed as I'd asked and looked very attractive. Was offered a drink of water which I accepted. Confirmed the amount of time, paid the money and then I let her take the lead. Lay on bed on front and had a short sensual massage, very nice when she rubbed her breasts up and down my back. Flipped over then straight into owo. Very soft and sensual then moved onto kissing, dfk, fingering, then hj to finish.

Final Thoughts

Enjoyed my time and Zoe's personality, warm, friendly and had a couple of laughs together . She looks like her profile pics and I would definitely see her again.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Do not recommend

Communications

I booked with Zoe and everything agreed then said I would be there in an hour (arrived a little early (about 10 mins) Was told she would be ready in about 15minutes and would call me but after around 25 minutes called her only to be told that she would be another hour and a half as booked.

The Meet

She may have had a genuine reason but after 2hrs of wasted time I would be reluctant to try her again.

Final Thoughts

She may have had a genuine reason but after 2hrs of wasted time I would be reluctant to try her again.

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