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Little Miss Zoey

Oldham - OL1 (see outcall areas in Details)
15 reviews
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5.310

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: B

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 28"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: piccadilly

Reviews

15 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

£70 30m

back end of Oldham • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Comms very good and quick.

Venue

Location, is back end of Oldham tucked away nice and discrete...This is where it goes down hill. The place was pretty minging as in hadnt been decorated for a long time. Top of the stairs, i actually got to see her properly but only from the side....Went to the loo for a piss, and was going to ask for a shower, until i saw the state of it. There was dust on everything even her tooth paste....So i thought fuck that. Went in a msall bed room, which was ok, but badly in need of a lick of paint...

Looks

Looks wise, i am getting pretty fussy recently so subscribed to her private gallery, and though happy days, although her pics looked a "little" filtered. Her teeth were like a fire grate which makes me gip...rest of the body looked ok...

The Meet

Opened the door, she hid behind the door and asked to go straight up. The place was pretty minging as in hadnt been decorated for a long time. Top of the stairs, i actually got to see her properly but only from the side....Went to the loo for a piss, and was going to ask for a shower, until i saw the state of it. There was dust on everything even her tooth paste....So i thought fuck that. Went in a msall bed room, which was ok, but badly in need of a lick of paint... Parted with £70 for 30 mins, and thought i migh regret it. Then she smiled and got undressed...Her teeth were like a fire grate which makes me gip...rest of the body looked ok... Laid down for a massage, which was crap...and the towel on the bed had seen better days. Asked to turn over, and she popped her tit in my mouth...To be fair she has lovely nipples really big. Sucked on them for a bit, she then reached over and plonked a jonny on and delivered O which was not the best...I played with her pussy and did the scratch n sniff, luckily it was nice and clean..So went in for RO..She came pretty quickly (she was very wet so don think she put it on)...Then i went in missionary.... As i was pounding away, I noticed a load of flies in the room and kept landing on her head. 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 Shot me fat as quick as i could and offerd a wet wipe and i scarpered as quick as i could.

Final Thoughts

I have put a negative as no DFK as per her profile..I wouldnt have anyway coz of ther teeth. No fingers allowed inside. Place being a dump. Cheap for a reason.... No return for me 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 Plus, i couldnt stop scratching my head for a few days, thought i had nits !!

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7 comments

Reviewed on

6/10

£70 30m

street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

This was a spur-of-the-moment punt. I was in the north-west on my way further north and decided to find someone who wasn't far out of the way and had their green light on. Zoey was the first one I looked at who had a fair number of website reviews – very mixed but with enough positives to make me think it wouldn't be a total washout. Comms were straightforward at first. She agreed to 30 minutes at noon for £70 and sent me the postcode straight away. I got there 15 mins early and was about to let her know when she sent a text asking if I could make it 12:15. Here we go, I thought. I said I'd go for a coffee and drove back to a little cafe I'd spotted on the way there. It turned out to be closed, but at this point she sent a text saying she was was ready. Back to the street and she gave me the house number. I'd already predicted hers would be one of the shabby old terraces rather than the shiny new builds and I was right.

Venue

The front door opened straight into the front room, which was tidy but smelled faintly of weed (I hate that fucking smell). Anyway, up the steep stairs to the bedroom, which was pleasant and inviting and did not smell of weed. Things have improved since the review that said it was a bed and nothing else.

Looks

Zoe emerged from behind the door as a streaky blonde rather the brunette in her pics and she was wearing the worn-out towelling housecoat mentioned in a previous review. Mind you, it was flapping open to reveal a tight black mini-dress plus stockings and heels with her lovely tits spilling out. Why go to such trouble then ruin it with a passion-killing top layer? Another negative is that her lips had been plumped up by Botox or similar to give her the air of an airhead bimbo. She is actually a friendly down-to-earth girl, reasonably savvy, her stated age of 34 seems about right, and for me those fake lips were a turn-off.

The Meet

After handing over the cash I asked Zoey if I could use my own condoms, explaining that I'd had a lot of trouble with standard rubbers and had sent off for some made-to-measure ones that were wider than usual (My Size Pro 69mm if you must know). She looked dubious but I showed her one in its sealed foil wrapper and she shrugged and said OK. This was a relief, because although I'd tried one out with a blue pill, online porn and a wank at home, and suffered none of my usual condom wilt, this was going to be the first field trial, so to speak. Did I want a massage to start? OK, yeah, why not? I lay face-down and she gave my back and buttocks a few cursory rubs before asking me to turn over after not much more than a minute. She then hovered over me with her fun-bags in my face so I went to town with my mouth and hands. They really are good-looking tits and felt entirely natural to me. We started kissing and while it was more than light pecks and she allowed prolonged contact, the rule was: “No tongues.” So the DFK on her likes list is not to be trusted. Without any prompting from me she changed position to take my cock in her mouth. She started to reach for a condom but was happy to do it without when I stopped her. However, it was a low-friction blow job. Her mouth was open wide and I wasn't getting a great deal of pleasure out of it. This continued after I asked her to get on top for 69, except that she started to alternate the oral with bouts of high-speed wanking. She was trying to get me off as quicklly as she could. Luckily for me I can hold out for ever if I want to. So I ignored her efforts and concentrated my attention on my tongue in her pussy, which was fresh and clean. She made appreciative noises but never seemed close to an orgasm. A tentative finger inside her pussy was rebuffed. After several minutes of this I asked her to put a rubber on me. I kept my cock agitated while she opened the packet and was dreading the usual loss of erection once it was in place, but in this case it didn't happen. Zoey got on top for cowgirl, I penetrated her without a problem, and stayed hard throughout. After a short spell of slobbering over her nipples I pulled her down tight to my chest and began to pound away. I really have to focus and fuck for a good few minutes to climax these days but I had stayed hard and a quick check with my hand confirmed that the rubber was still securely in place. (The other long-term problem I've had with too-tight condoms is that they work their way off my willy, which tapers towards the tip.) So, for the first time in a good while I came inside an escort’s pussy with no anxiety. It was a good climax, and as we lay there getting our breath back I felt euphoric. It was almost enough to score this encounter as a positive, but my good mood was much more to do with the effectiveness of the bespoke condoms than Zoey's efforts.

Final Thoughts

We parted on friendly terms and I think someone else on a different day might have more fun, but I won't try to see Zoey again even if circumstances take me back that way again.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

My search for a reasonably priced punt came up with this SP. That research also showed she has mixed reviews,but I thought £60 for by was worth the risk.

I phoned and asked about availability the next day. Time sorted on the phone and I was texted the postcode.

A hour before the punt was due to start I texted confirmation that I would be there as requested by the SP during the phone call the previous day.

The Meet

I arrived at the postcode for the punt and rang her. Nothing. Rang again five minutes later,still 'not available to take your call'. I tried a last time 15 minutes after the punt was due to start,still no answer so I left.

I received a text stating she had been 'delayed'but no apology for wasting my time. She stated that I could 'rearrange '. I didn't bother responding.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

8/10

£60 30m

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Good communications and agreed a time, was given a postcode and told to call on arrival. All went to plan, house number provided and the door was opened promptly with Zoey hiding behind the door.

Venue

house number provided and the door was opened promptly with Zoey hiding behind the door. it was straight upstairs...

Looks

attractive mid-late 30's long haired brunette. She was dressed in fishnets and bra... she has a nice figure definitely put a few pounds on - she has a bit of a paunch but nothing off putting. Great pair of tits - reminded me of Michael Corleone's first wife's tits from the Godfather.

The Meet

Pleasantly surprised , attractive mid-late 30's long haired brunette. She was dressed in fishnets and bra, it was straight upstairs and she suggested a quick massage to break the ice . She stripped off and she has a nice figure definitely put a few pounds on - she has a bit of a paunch but nothing off putting. Great pair of tits - reminded me of Michael Corleone's first wife's tits from the Godfather. Back rub with a few cc swipes, turned over and we sorted with some light kissing, just pecks no tongues. Her tits ended up in my mouth and then she moved up the bed for some face sitting. Very responsive and she was grinding away until she came. She then returned the favour with some nice OWO, on with the rubber and then doggy style for a while until I could feel the sap rising. Elected to finish with oral and whipped off the rubber but she said 'I don't do CIM' - which is on her likes? Anyway I promised I'd give her the 10 second warning, so another round of OWO ensued and she finished me off by hand.

Final Thoughts

I'd describe it as a decent parlour punt with a pleasant lady. only negative was the lack of CIM which is advertised. Overall good value for money and certainly worth another visit if I'm in the area again.

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1 comment

Reviewed on

7/10

Communications

Visited Zoey a couple of months back but not been on the site to review for a while

The Meet

she provides a good service for a reasonable amount of money BJ isnt anything to get excited about but she is a decent shag & a very friendly girl

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Reviewed on

3/10

£110 30m

Clayton (Area behind Manchester City Stadium) • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

All straight forward through text messages. Replied after a few hours and post-code on confirmation Texts you house number when you let her know you've arrived.

Venue

Works from Clayton (Area behind Manchester City Stadium) For those of you who don't know it well (like me), not too pretty a place. Looks pretty much like council estates, plenty of chavs and you get a lot of funny looks for being in a nice car or a person of colour (or maybe I had something on my shirt?) Plenty of free parking on the roads all around. Operated from a terraced house, smell of cigarettes and a damp dog maybe? Downstairs all doors were closed, led straight upstairs and into bedroom. Room and sheets appeared clean although a discolored shade of white, bathroom was basic but clean enough and toiletries provided. House didn't look lived in.

Looks

Claims to be 30 but I'd say at least 5 years extra on her but I'm not the greatest judges of this, maybe it was the lighting More of a belly than the photos would suggest Polite enough however on arrival and throughout Appeared quite tired and I have to say, at some points even questioned if she was on something

The Meet

Arrived at the place and was greeted with the standard, hiding behind the door Once door closed I saw Zoey properly and from the get go unfortunately she just didn't seem enthusiastic at all. She was wearing a bra and thong and a bathrobe on top. Led me up the stairs and into the bedroom, I handed over the money and asked to shower first so stripped off and then after a few mins came into the bedroom where she was putting on some stockings and had got rid of the bath towel. Proceeded onto the bed which felt ever so slightly damp and pretty much had to tell her what to do. There was no initiative, seducing, just a body! Anyway thought I'd try breaking the ice and asked for a massage first to chat to her a bit and maybe open her up, no success. She swiped her hands up and down my body a few times and then eventually I just turned around and asked her to suck. Gave some decent OWO, no deepthroat. Wasn't really doing much for me so asked her to ride me. On with the condom and fucked in a few positions until I came. Showered and left after about 30 mins because it just felt more like torture at this point. Didn't want to ask for money back as I didn't want any trouble, just in and out.

Final Thoughts

Meeting went terrible for me but if you want a girl who's just there and ready to do as you please, you may have a better experience than I did!

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8 comments

Reviewed on

5/10

£60 17m

terraced house droylsden • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

website then txt

Location......terraced house droylsden

Fee.....60 pound ...30 minutes

Meet took place 2 weeks ago txt zoey and asked her for a gfe with her secretary outfit on which she agreed so sorted out time and day . This girl on her pics is very petite with nice long black hair and i was looking forward to it.

On the day of meet gets a cold txt Are you still coming. Yes i txt back and sets off .

Venue

Bedroom was basically a bed in a empty room no curtains just nets.

Looks

This girl on her pics is very petite with nice long black hair and i was looking forward to it.

Oh dear no secretary outfit on i forgot she said... to be honest i actually thought is this bait and switch. She was 2 stone heavier and ten to 15 years older than her pics and blonde . Wtf

Zoe was wearing black lace knickers with black stockings and suspenders but i couldn't help but notice she was covered in brown dog hair .

she has very distinctive pert tits

The Meet

Arrive at location park up really busy little street txt zoey house number given and off i go

Knocked on door it opens and i go in .

Should i walk the old sorry ive left the money in the car routine .

So upstair she walks and i follow she had a old dressing gown on like hilda ogden she drops it on the floor as she walks into the bedroom then asks for payment which i was holding onto .

This is when i realized it was zoey she has very distinctive pert tits so i paid as i had a hard on and i wasnt taking it back to the car.

So i stripped off and went to kiss her no kissing she said .....

So i stuck my cock in her mouth instead really good blow job and i had two fingers in her and she was getting very wet this carried on for 5 minutes or so then i gave her some oral which was ok she was clean and fresh.

Rubbered up and asked her to ride me while i sucked her bullet nipples felt my sap rising and just blew my load which was actually very nice

Got dressed and check time on way out exactly 17 minutes as i left i felt nothing .

Final Thoughts

This punt just reminded me of 1980 massage parlours just a pump and dump with a woman who is just trying to feed her kids and is sick and tired of cocks.

This just scraped a neutral for me because the sex and blow job were very good but no effort elsewhere agreed a gfe then said no kissing.

One thing ive learned since ive started punting again is if you agree a outfit by txt and she's not got it on from this day on I'm gonna just walk

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4 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£90 45m

North East Manchester • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

booked via website and text. Comms were pretty good.

Venue

Terraced house in North East Manchester

Looks

A little older and curvier that her profile pics. Good natural tits

The Meet

Zoey was running late but told me via text. Eventually got the text to come in. Arrived and went upstairs. Started with what was supposed to be DFK but it wasn't great. Moved to RO which also wasn't great. Moved to OWO, which (you guessed it) wasn't great. She only sucked the first inch of my cock. Condomed up and moved into missionary, which also wasn't great. No enthusiasm and no energy. Tried doggy but not great. Tried cowgirl which was better but again no real energy to it. Moved to missionary again which still wasn't great (I got up 70 strokes and I started to lose the will to live). I asked how we were doing for time. We were 30 minutes in and I wanted to leave. I suggested doing 30 minutes. She said we'd already done 35 minutes, so I suggested reducing to 45 minutes. She agreed and we moved to do CIM with me wanking myself off. She asked me to tell her when I going to cum, so she could get her mouth around it my cock. I told her and she moved her mouth over it. I came in her mouth and she immediately let me load fall down onto me.

Final Thoughts

Not great. I had hoped for so much more including some enthusiasm, but she clearly wasn't interested in doing a good job. Lesson learned.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

8/10

£60 30m

Clayton • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I'd had her on my HL for a while and she seemed to tick quite a few of my boxes: slim, petite, straightforward website profile, CIM, DFK, Outfits, etc so I got in touch. Good comms by website messages and phone; she has a nice style so I booked a half-hour.

Venue

A terraced house in Clayton. Area seems OK (near the Etihad so might be tricky to park on match days) with plenty of parking in the nearby streets. Fine in daytime, no reason to assume evening would be different. The house has an untidy front garden and is a little below par inside - but I think it's rented so not much incentive to decorate, etc. Nothing bad about it, mind you.

Looks

Rather pretty IMO. She's slim with a ltiny bit of excess around her stomach but you'd have to be quite picky to be put off by that. She was wearing an outfit I'd requested and looked good in it. She's up for roleplays, apparently so I'll test that out on a future visit with the appropriate outfits.

The Meet

After sorting out the dosh, we were rapidly into a pleasing bout of DFK and mutual groping. This was always a great way to get me going in the past and it worked again. She doesn't do PSE-style-DFK but was sufficiently skilled with a probing tongue to raise junior into active mode. I undressed her, she undressed me whilst still tongue-wrestling and then everything went oral. My favourite. Sometimes in 69, sometimes not but there was plenty of it. I'd agreed a CIM finish and she duly received a mouthful (no swallow, unfortunately) which she handled with great aplomb. We had a chat - she seems a nice young lady and one with whom I'd be interested in pushing some boundaries.

Final Thoughts

Recommended. I'd visit again. I get the impression that she'd develop into quite a good repeat visit as we got to know each other. I think she was a little 'shy' on this first occasion and I reckon that she'll become more outgoing next time.

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5 comments

Reviewed on

5/10

£60 30m

City's ground • Incall • Free parking

Do not recommend

Communications

Little Miss Zoey has been on my HL for a while but never really managed to work her way to the top, work had me round the corner from City's ground and with an hour to kill, I thought Why not. A quick text and I was outside her house within 30 minutes.

Venue

The House isnt the best but parking was no problem and looked safe enough during the day but I probably wouldnt chance it after dark, the only issue was the heat as every man and his dog seemed to be out in the garden enjoying the baking sun. Parked right outside and the door was opening as I was walking up the path. up the stairs and into the bedroom, a bit rough and ready but clean enough for a 30 minute fumble.

Looks

she was nicely made up, clean and fresh with bare legs and a little summer skirt but no instant attraction

The Meet

First impressions and I'm a little disappointed, she was nicely made up, clean and fresh with bare legs and a little summer skirt but no instant attraction, up the stairs and into the bedroom, a bit rough and ready but clean enough for a 30 minute fumble. With the money out of the way she starts unbuttoning my shirt as I grope her arse....must admit Im struggling a bit , maybe a little to do with the heat of the room, dispite the fan, and the fact that I didnt really fancy her.... After a few minutes its on with the johnny and she starts a really nice covered BJ....I reach between her legs and I dip a finger in.....she seems to like it so I push her onto her back and go down for the gravy. Shes nice and clean and pretty responsive but I fancy a Pump so start with Mish, onto doggy, CG and back to Mish before whipping off the johnny and dollopping my load on her tits. A quick clean up and Im off.

Final Thoughts

If I'm being honest, It was a pretty average, almost mundane punt...not sure why as she was nice enough with a decent body, clean and did all I wanted but, she just didnt do it for me. Maybe the fact it was the hottest day of the year, not sure really but I think it was more down to me having an off day rather than than her giving a bad service. My punting regime has changed recently and I cant plan and mooch about as freely as I used to, and as such, Im restricted to punting windows that are spur of the moment and oppurtunist rather than planned and carefully worked out and as a result there nowhere near as enjoyable.....think it may be time for a re-think

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