Communications
Got her number from website, texted to see if she was free. Got a reply after a while, and sorted out a time and post code. After the initial wait, texts were quick. Isn’t English but is fluent
Venue
House with free car parking all around. General area is easy to find, once at postcode Mona rang with directions to the front door because it’s not too obvious from the road. Was mentioned by another reviewer, the front door opens onto an pathway with the front doors of 3 other houses in very close proximity. Was fine but might be an issue if a neighbour leaves at the same time.
Looks
She’s a more mature lady but still has quite a nice body, decent face. Her pictures on website are quite representative of what you get
The Meet
Went up to her bedroom, sorted paperwork. Started kissing and got her undressed, nice tits and nipples. Explored her body, ate her out a bit, went to finger her said it turns her off, was in her likes list, but that day I could take or leave it so wasn’t fussed, but may be of note for others. Then she popped a condom on me and started sucking, really good, very engaged and enjoyable. After a bit wanted to fuck her so did in a few different position, nice tight pussy. Finished up and had a chat with her. Nice and relaxed no rushing out the door.
Final Thoughts
Mona was good, an enthusiastic older lady. I thought she was good VFM, so I’ve given her a positive. Didn’t do everything on her likes list, on this occasion I wasn’t fussed. But on another day if I wanted something more specific that was on her likes and she didn’t provide I probably would have given her a neutral.
residential part of Hemel, in the NW corner of the town
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
Comms were easy, parked easily and was then given final directions. This involved going down a small alley to get to her door, going near a couple of neighbouring doors in the process, so Mona was keen that I didn't make noise.
Venue
Meeting was a few weeks ago at her house in a residential part of Hemel, in the NW corner of the town.
Looks
Mona was very friendly, not too large (apart from some sizeable breasts), not too small. Late 40s seemed like a reasonable estimate.
The Meet
FK followed by OW. Even though covered, there was enough variety in technique to keep me interested – better than some uncovered. RO followed by mish and cowgirl and filling the bag. All services provided with a reasonable level of enthusiasm. Poorly planned on my part, finishing a bit too early but too late to have a reasonable chance of performing again. Ended with a massage though that didn't do too much for me.
Final Thoughts
Overall I enjoyed the visit – score's positive – maybe, for me, it would be better as a 30 minute booking.
Hemel
• Incall
• Free parking
Communications
Easy coms by call then text.
Venue
action takes place at her house in Hemel, fairly easy to find, lots,of parking.
Looks
a chubby woman, late 40s, a size 14 or 16 I reckon with big tits. Pictures on the website are her. She is quite chatty and friendly.
The Meet
she didn’t seem to put a lot of effort into it even though it was her first punt of the day. I don’t think there was much chemistry between us and I think this sometimes makes more of a difference than reviewers give credit for so maybe not entirely her fault. Started off with average ow, followed by average missionary. It turned out to be an average pump and dump.
Final Thoughts
Was hoping for more for my last punt of 2021 as Mona is well reviewed on here but turned out to be a bit average. Wouldn’t visit again, would rather pay 70 or 80 for someone I connect with more. Wasn’t terrible but not great hence neutral.
outskirts of Hemel
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
great. Mona replies to messages as soon as she gets them and is always very clear. I asked if she’d like to know what services I was after so she called me. I hoped it would be because she was horny but more to make sure I wasn’t after anything weird.
Venue
Her house on the outskirts of Hemel - it’s a quiet area with good parking. Only slight downside is there’s a path you need to walk down with several houses fronting it - if someone does come out it could be a little awkward but that’s part if the thrill anyway. Mona has a dog downstairs, so the ground floor does smell a bit of mut.
Looks
I like Mona - she’s chatty, friendly, reliable and good fun. She actually sounds just like my cleaner, so I’m always worried I’m talking to the wrong person. The recent photos are her and she looks just like them except a couple of the more booby photos exaggerate how round they are. She certainly has big tits but they’re not full and round. Mona has lost a lot of weight and the photo of her laying down in blue underwear show what her body is like.
The Meet
I asked Mona to meet me naked at the door but she, rightly, didn’t take the risk with a neighbour’s front door directly opposite. She was naked under a dressing gown and gave me a playful flash. We went upstairs, Mona requested paperwork, then she stripped. We joked about the 15mins booking, so she was on all-4s within seconds. I asked for a quick massage to ease myself in, followed by hand relief while she stood in front of me so I could suck her nipples. The only downside of the event was I asked to cum on her tits, so she got on the bed then covered her face with a baby wipe.... not sexy. I think I blew my load while laughing at the situation.
Final Thoughts
I’d recommend Mona for the experience and the chat... she’s a really nice lady. Might not be everyone’s cup of tea physically but she got really big tits (she described them as “big saggy titties”), she’s fun and doesn’t charge a silly amount.
Communications
I was looking for a specific service, with a BBW - including reverse oral, fingering, foot worship and giving rimming (for the first time) to cross it off the bucket list. I put all this in a text to Mona and she was happy to accommodate. Quick and simple - location easy to find and gave the door number upon arrival
Venue
Small, cosy and 'lived in' - this was her own home, as she is truly independent and also spoke of having issues with previous clients turning up unannounced...
Looks
Larger than life personality - fresh faced, big and bubbly and seemed to want to engage in pre-punt banter before getting going, which I had no problem with as it broke the ice. Her personality could be deemed as rather intimidating, to the shy and retiring type though, so be prepared for that if you're considering making a booking. Features = massive tits, big arse and a full figure, although she seems to have lost a lot of weight, based on the current pictures (this punt took place earlier on in the year),
The Meet
It began with some general chit chat and jokes and she talked about her day job and her long distance partner, who has no idea that she does this on the side.... 😇 It began with a standard BJ, covered, but after a couple of minutes she could tell I was bored and had other things in mind..... She stopped and said, 'I read your text and know what you're after, so off you go'. She then laid back and opened her legs and let me get down to business...I proceeded to explore her insides with my fingers and tongue and can confirm, on that day, she tasted as fresh and sweet as can be. Whilst moving down further, I was still hesitant about going in for the rimming, as it's not something I've ever done and spent some more time eating her out, until I was prodded by Mona, who gave a firm order and said 'lick my asshole' to which I happily obliged. Within seconds, it was confirmed that her ass also tasted fresher and cleaner than one could hope for - so I spent a good amount of time alternating between her butt and vagina. When hovering back down to the ass and providing circle motioned rimming, I was given another order, which was 'stick your tongue inside in my ass' (which was something I claimed I wanted to do in the text) - I proceeded to tongue fuck her asshole and went pretty deep, before deciding to get a taste of her feet....I also slowly slid a finger up her ass, which was extremely tight, so had to be executed carefully and slowly. After all the malarkey above, it was finally time for some pump action - still strapped up, I got down to business. For a curvy lass, her pussy was very tight and a great pump. The condom kind of slid off a bit, mid action, which became apparent when I noticed and abruptly pulled out. It was no biggie and a 'joke' was made, by her, about having babies. With 30 minutes clearly surpassed, I was expecting this blip to be an excuse to call time, but surprisingly I was strapped up again and told to continue until I cum - exceptional service on her part. I went hard until the white stuff was ready to blast.
Final Thoughts
Pros - • Phenomenal service • Great value • Exceptional hygiene • Happy to accommodate all requests • Genuinely enjoys what she does • No rush or clock watching Cons - • n/a Summary - a great punt, with intense energy and I would highly recommend booking Mona's services for a good time. Note - Monica, if you're reading this by any chance, feel free to drop in to say hi and validate this review, to appease any cynical types who may challenge it's authenticity 👋
outer suburbs of Hemel, beyond Gadebridge in the NW of the town
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
Mona was easy to deal with in making a date and location etc. You will need satnav as the outer suburbs of Hemel are a series of mazes and this one is beyond Gadebridge in the NW of the town on the edge of nowhere.
Looks
Says 45 and that seems OK. Litvak. She has a majestic and magic voluptuous figure with vast breasts and undulating acres of bum. Her belly is a little slack as she has lost weight but that did not matter.
The Meet
I was warmly greeted and despite some of my desired services being not available I had a great time. One might say Mona worked hard to be sure that I enjoyed myself but also I could say that sensual togetherness and sharing comes naturally to her. She did not take to my beard (surely better than unshaven stubble?) so only lip kissing and for her own valid reasons everything was done with a wellie on. That said she has a majestic and magic voluptuous figure with vast breasts and undulating acres of bum. Her belly is a little slack as she has lost weight but that did not matter. We sort of snogged (pecked?) and certainly cuddled and the whole transaction changed once she sat in front of my face and let me lick her in and out. Taste was OK. She loved it, oozed the woman’s version of precum and then squealed and writhed and came while I srtoked her spine with one hand and her breasts with the other. On with the wellie using her mouth and she sucked me until I had to ask her to stop. Mish and doggy with enthusiasm but there comes a point of no return for me, mister happy is hard and the rubber barrier gets on the way and he can go no further. She understood and did cowgirl with enthusiasm. She did it leaning forwards so I was buried in her vast boobs and could suck her nipples. She leaned backwards which put new pleasure and vibrations into mister happy. We alternated for a while. Being buried in her ample bosoms was a real turn on, and I orgasmed mightily. Most times I have to come out to come when there is a wellie, but she knew what she was doing and had as much fun as I did.
Final Thoughts
Chat, clean and bye-bye, time for a nap in the car with eyeshades on before my drive.
Are the tits heading south or still holding ?
They’re not big, full, and round not spaniel’s ears