Age: 18-24
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Women, Couples, Groups
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
£60 15m
Walthamstow • Incall
Do not recommend
Via text. There i was, Friday evening bored out of my head but also tired as hell from the long and humid working week. With the time now coming up to 9pm, as i scrolled through my rapidly thinning options on the website, i knew the best of the bunch had loooong signed off for the night. However, as Mrs Crow once sang, "all i wanna do, is have some fun" and by the amount of 'green lights/available now' still on offer "i got a feeling, I'm not the only one". So i carried on my search. I got down to my final three, who were inevitable the best of a bad bunch, and fired 3 carbon copy text messages simultaneously. The two Hungarian birds in Tottenham got back to me first, 10mins apart, but for some reason, i was put off by the fact that they sent me the same postcode meaning they were working together. 15mins after that, Ms Banks sends a message saying she's available and promptly sends me her postcode. Once confirmed that the meet was going ahead (which took a few more text messages) i quickly hit the shower, freshened up and headed over to east london.
After one flight of stairs we arrive at her messy and unkept flat...absolute squalor. Did i expect anything less? Not really, no. The flat looks like it belongs on one of those BBC home makeover programmes, where they show you the before and after at the end of the show...only, this flat is permanently stuck in 'before'. What did intrigue me is why she had only the toilet light on when we entered and not any other..."oooh...you think darkness is your ally?" I said to myself in my best Tom Hardy voice "..you merely adopted the dark.." i continued, as i scanned the parts of the flat i could make out in the dark. She soon turned the bedroom light on and led me into a room with a double bed, a dresser with dildos, handcuffs, whips and other such items, and a host of high heels and boots laying all over the floor.
As the door swings open, I'm greeted by a young female in pyjama bottoms and a baggy t shirt who looks mid 20s (28 she later told me) about 5'6, maybe a size 10 to12, with a pretty face but fake eyelashes so ridiculously long, if she looked downwards and repeatedly blinked too fast she would probably become airborne for a few feet. And her accent is just ridiculous...i heard no less than 4 different dialects: Northern slang (she says she's from Sheffield), Italian, and an American/London twang. As she leads me up the stairs I'm checking out her small and pert arse cheeks jiggle in her pyjama trousers.
Money exchanged, and a brief chit chat occured while we both got naked and lay on the bed, revealing her natural breasts with big nipples. She told me about how shes down here a month at a time before heading back to Sheffield for only 3 days of a month and then returning to London. Claims that shes been doing this for 9 years and her family knows what she does. As friendly as she is...I cut the chit chat short as I'm cautious this maybe a delay tactic and i ask her to suck me off. After literally 4 or 5 sucks, i hear "so..whats your favourite position" 🙄 I'm not even semi hard and shes trying to fuck already. 🙄 another minute or two passes and rather than gagging on my cock, she's holding the shaft/base of it and talking into it like a microphone "Cmon, put it in me and fuck me" 😒 not ready to fuck i use a delay tactic, reverse oral...oh how I regret this... Dwayne Johnson was, once upon a time, known for having "the people's elbow". Well to me, Ms Banks will be known as having "the people's minge" due to the most intensely nauseous smell of sweaty/fishy pussy i have ever smelt. Think Billingsgate fish market at 4am on a weekday. Even Captain Birdseye would be proud of that catch. How on earth can you be in this line of work and go without a wash or a freshen up, not only in this heat as of late, but after several punters, is absolutely crazy to me. It goes without say, i spent a minimal amount of time down there. After that shambles, i flip her over and put her in doggy which was a bit better, but not alot. Yes there was no smell, but there was also no resistance from her beef curtains...im not saying i like it super tight, but if the tip of my cock isn't met with some type of resistance on first entry, then its comparable to being at the gym and lifting 1kg dumbbells...what purpose do you actually serve? Anyway, im giving her a good hammering from behind, and i can feel the soldiers are ready to be deployed..in attempt to buy myself a few extra minutes, I pull out and tell her to ride me in cowgirl, which she obliges. This time, i make sure i allow all the soldiers to be deloyed and after about 5mins in cowgirl i finally come.
So there you have it...to sum up; • she has eyelashes that resemble a garden rake, • a vagina that smells like it found Nemo, • and an accent that has more layers to it than Joseph and his technicolor dreamcoat. Listen, she does have a lovely petit arse and nice personality... ...but... ...if your team gets beat 5-2 by their rivals, do you celebrate your two goals or ponder the five goal hammering?
£80 30m
her block • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Booked Emma ealier this week via Text, very straight forward and asked if owo kissing and penetration was all included in the price which she confirmed it was.
The room itself was very dark as the lights were switched off and the only light that was coming was from the TV. The room was cold. crappy council estate flat, no bed.
The girl in question was wearing a big hoodie, very short had a big gut on her but facially i say she was somewhat cute.
Booked half hour for 80 pounds. got to the agreed location at the time given messaged her that i was outside her block. kept me waiting for 10 minutes out in the freezing cold before she text me saying she was running late and to give her 5/10 minutes. Went back in the car to warm up. waited another 20 minutes before she text me to say she was ready and to come back. Went outside the flat and then silence from her. Went back in the car waited another 5/10 minutes and she text back agian apologised and gave her door number. Went back agian for a 3rd time and kept me waiting outside her door for about 2 minutes. I felt uncomfortable as there were lots of people walking past (im sure a few knew this was a whore house). Anyways door opened was led in the living room. The girl in question was wearing a big hoodie, very short had a big gut on her but facially i say she was somewhat cute. She told me to get comfortable but i said is this where the action is taking place as there is no bed, She said she is in the proccess of getting a bed. The room itself was very dark as the lights were switched off and the only light that was coming was from the TV. The room was cold. At this point i should of just walked but i thought fuck it came all this way and might aswell. handed her 80 striped off sat on the sofa and she got down on her Knees and gave me owo. This was good. She then asked if I was ready to fuck which i noded yes. Got the condom climbed on top but lost wood and went floppy. This was due to her not being physically attractive (big gut) the room was freezing and also the fact that i was a bit annoyed it wasnt the girl from the profile. Got her to suck off off agian when i came on her tits. Forgot to mention that there was no hot water when i went to wash my hands so no idea how they shower between punters.
All in all terrible experience but i mainly blame myself as i should of left when she kept me waiting outside for ages, also when i went in and knew we would be fucking on a bloody sofa and that it wasnt her from the pics. Negatives: Not the girl from profile, Kept me waiting, crappy council estate flat, no bed, didnt find the girl overall atttractive although the face wasnt bad
£110 30m
Ladbroke Grove • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
All good with no delays. Texts then call at location. However, didn't mention extras prior to meet.
decent block of flats not far from Caledonian Road tube. Please note: I don't think she's been at this location since I saw her. Currently in Ladbroke Grove.
very cute, about 5-5'2ft, beautiful pear-shaped body with great arse and natural, shapely boobs. I don't know much about cup-sizes but you can get an idea from the stills in her movie gallery. Not toned but not fat. Stated age of 28 seems right. It's worth mentioning that I found her far sexier than I expected from her pics. She would definitely benefit from a more natural photoshoot. In my opinion, this pic is the closest to what she looked like facially: She was friendly enough but clearly distracted and little attempt to feign enthusiasm.
was let in and very surprised by what I saw in a good way - see note on her pics. She was walking around the flat in some black thong and socks only. The socks stayed on throughout but I found this very cute (I more turned-on by a 'homely' look). I had a quick shower then was told to lie on the bed where she started sucking my still flaccid cock (I usually need some kissing/contact to get hard before things start). Her technique was actually great but as soon as I was hard and starting to get into it she said we should fuck. I couldn't be arsed to push for longer OWO so she put the condom on and I entered her in missionary with her knees back up so I had access for some nice deep strokes. This was actually pretty hot and went on for about 6 minutes before I came, prompted by some dirty talk, which was the highlight of the punt. A quick chat and shower and I was on my way from what was a perfunctory service.
Very cute, fuckable girl, but not much effort made.
I've just realised that my image link doesn't work. If you go to her free gallery, it's currently the pic on the bottom left corner (hair down, black patterned, figure-hugging dress, and left-hand fingertips on her left shoulder).
🤣😂 quality review sorry about the cap punt, hopefully she learns, she's still not got a positive.