LUANA HOT PARTY GFE

Southend-on-Sea - SS0

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Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Brazilian

Orientation: Bisexual

Reviews

6 TOTAL REVIEWS

6.2/10

AVERAGE RATING

Faraday

Reviewed on 15 Jul 2021

9/10

£150 1h

Leamington Spa • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Having being left a bit disappointed from a duo session, I found her on the website and flew her a txt to see if she could do a short notice booking. She responded almost straight away saying she was free and provided address details - asking me to message her again 15 minutes before to confirm which I did. On arrival, she sent me directions to a discreet apartment.

Venue

Really discreet apartment, with access down a side alley (which only lead to the apartment door) in a nice area of Leamington Spa. Nice and clean inside, and she had setup a really romantic lighting effect/vibe in the room. Was pleasantly surprised and immediately put at ease.

Looks

The profile picture of the girl with the lollipop in her mouth was definitely the girl I saw - though some of the other pictures on her profile I'd say were questionable it's her - but, as I'd booked her on that pic and her moles/markings matched up - I was super happy. She was definitely attractive to me - petite and curvy, with a nice set of boobs. They're enhanced, but done really well and soft to the touch. She had a massive smile on her face throughout and was very attentive at all times. A real gem of a girl I thought. Although her profile says "Hot Party" - I didn't really get that vibe from her. When I started talking about going to festivals, it wasn't something she said she'd done - so not your typical party girl and she made a point of telling me she didn't like men who were drunk or on drugs. Big ticks from me as I'd never dream of visiting a SP on either. Age wise, I'd put her late twenties.

The Meet

Possibly due to my frame of mind after the bad punt, but I was just really in the mood for a GFE - and Luana really didn't disappoint. She was just what I needed. She was friendly, attentive and more than willing to be quite sensual with me. I'll not go into too many details, but she didn't disappoint. She has a tongue piercing, so DFK was more LFK and her OWO didn't use too much tongue. She kept sucking on her piercing throughout the booking, so I think this may have been a new thing. She spoke English well enough to converse, and with my "scattered" Portuguese, we were able to really connect. There was definitely something about this girl which clicked for me - so much so, a few days later I arranged another 2 hour booking with her - but not just for the sex (although that was good!) but to spend more time and be intimate with her. Plenty of cuddling, kissing, stroking, tickling and of course, all the services shown on her profile. I'd consider her a more "vanilla" punt - nothing too out there (well, unless you count anal which I didn't partake in the first time around) but she was really nice to be around and I found myself just happy to be in her company. RO on her was actually amazing - she is quite beautiful down there. No kebabs in sight. As I stated at the start though, my frame of mind after a bad punt was pretty much just looking for a nice intimate encounter - and Luana didn't fail to disappoint. In the hour with her (and subsequent two hours with her a few days later before she left the area as I couldn't get her out of my mind!) I left her company with a big smile on my face. She was happy to try multiple positions, and got me off relatively easily - grabbing a hold of those nice big boobs as I climaxed with me in her mouth, really did the trick. No clock watching, and fully engaged at all times - not distracted at all.

Final Thoughts

This was definitely more of a GFE for me - and not something I'm typically looking for in a punt. I tend to like to be dirty and adventurous, but this young lady was just what I needed, when I needed it. If you're looking for someone to treat you right, then this is definitely a girl to go see. She's got a few pounds on her and is more of the curvy variety - but in all the right places for me, and no big gut or anything of the like.

theejaculator • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review...fluffy and all 🙄

Personally I think these brazilians/Portuguese over price themselves dreadfully...£150 for hour vanilla service and if you want anal and owo it's gonna cost a wooping £220.

By the way not a good idea to end the review 'treat her nice' ...its gonna get you some flack on here, as it assumes we won't.

Faraday • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the tip !

Prices are definitely on the high side for the area, but if I don't like what I see when I step through the door, I'm more than happy to walk. It's when things go bad after I've parted with the wonga I get super pi$$ed. Compared to prices I've paid in and around London though, they're relatively cheap in the West Midlands even with the extras.

Dazz1976

Reviewed on 23 Mar 2021

3/10

£150 1h

London Rd in Strood • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Comm’s were mediocre via WhatsApp her English isn’t great. But this part was ok.

Venue

Arrived at the worse for ware house on the London Rd in Strood plenty of parking just up from the house on a side road or if you’re brave the driveway is huge and was told I could park there.

Looks

Now If Luana is the lady in the photographs, my gawd she had a tough morning. Which clearly involved a lot of food and some kind of gym reversal workout!! She must be 5’2/3 big enough bolt on’s and a belly to match, thick thighs and I guess an ok face well it might have been even pretty 5 years ago. She must be closer to mid thirties than her profile age of 26. I’d say a D on the fs scale with a touch more belly.

The Meet

Arrived no problem parked up, text to say I had arrived. Was told to wait a min not that long at all really then the door opened. The door was closed and a waft of cigarettes and curry slapped me in the face just as a Westie charged down the stairs all barks a blazing... I heard another girl and client from upstairs. The dog was ushered into a downstairs room and I was told to go upstairs to which I calmly said errrm No thanks... went around Luana opened the door heard some Portuguese, quickly closed it behind me. walking to the end of the drive and duly legged it to my car (phone on number blocked then deleted) Home to bathe in sanitiser.

Final Thoughts

Not my proudest moment. But a little proud I didn’t think with my dick like normal. In my eyes it’s a negative because I can’t abide not using your own photos. The photo below if you squint and add a few pounds (and maybe another one for luck) is the closet to representing her maybe.

Robbymunch1 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Well done Sir for walking. I know the house, have seen a girl there before last year. Cant remember her name or nationality. That house was recently renovated so thought it maybe closed down. Are you aware of any other girls in the area worth a pop. I'm there today with the need to unleash.

Happy punting 👋

joninbristol • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

One of my rules is that any profile that has the word "party" in it is overselling itself, and an automatic blacklist for me. No questions.
You're going to get trouble half the time from the effects of drugs on behaviour, it simply ain't worth the hassle.

No issues with anyone posting a negative for someone who's not what their photos represent.
That's a con' artist at work there, plain and simple.
I'm sure the majority here would be with you.

Likewise, good call to never park on an SP's drive, or immediately outside. Not only for the public nuisance to neighbours that there's another bloke in the SP's house, which isn't fair on her neighbours, but also from a self protection perspective. Sergei only knows your mobile number this way.
I had this sh*t in Bristol with a frankly disturbed Thai woman, who insisted I parked in one very specific place outside hers, and got ultra stroppy and abusive with me when I refused. This is her profile, totally different set of photos to the ones her profile was sporting when I (didn't) visit her. Nasty, abusive piece of work:

So, no thanks. The choice of where I put my car is mine, I don't want the tyres slashed or have it broken into.
Do not order me where to park, love. Suggest, don't tell. My choice.

Well done for walking bud, and thank you for sharing the experience. 👋

mexicola

Reviewed on 19 Mar 2021

7/10

£70 30m

Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Her Engish is poor, I expected that. I just wanted to fuck a good looking big titted Brasilian. I hoped for a half decent P&D with plenty of oral and pussy play and got that. I explained by text what I wanted beforehand. Comms easy by text.

Venue

It's an air b'n'b place I've seen other touring WGs in the past. At least one other WG in the house who I saw when I went in.

Looks

Decent looking, looks like the girl in the pics . Cracking body, good fake tits, massive Brazilian butt.

The Meet

Arrived at the location, it's an air b'n'b place I've seen other touring WGs in the past. Opened the door, pleasantly surprised. Decent looking, looks like the girl in the pics . At least one other WG in the house who I saw when I went in. Lead to the bedroom where i paid . She came back into the room just in bra and knickers, cracking body, I was standing bollock naked in the middle of the room and she was straight for my cock. Her clothes quickly came off and had a good feel of her good fake tits. She started OWO and it was OK. Tried to get her to suck my balls and play with them but lost in translation. Had to show her what I mean and she started laughing and understood! Good play with her clit and pussy, nicely shaved slipped a few fingers in. Got her on her hands and knees, went behind and she has a massive Brazilian butt ! Good lick of her clit and pussy from behind whilst fingering her. Pulled her bum hole open to spit in it several times. Then sex in doggy getting deep in, hands on those hips. Switched to CG the mish and cum over over her tits. I left bang on 30mins, enjoyed the session. My expectations weren't too high going in and I left happy. When I left the other WG was in another room servicing another punter.

Final Thoughts

I left bang on 30mins, enjoyed the session. My expectations weren't too high going in and I left happy. Would probably do another half hr with her if she was back again.

Saint.George

Reviewed on 13 Nov 2020

6/10

£150 1h

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

easy and she is very friendly via SMS and Whatsapp. I liked how she was interactive with me, albeit in Portuguese so not sure if the experience would be similar in English. Very friendly and transparent.

Venue

Clean but tired flat. The bedroom is small with a huge TV in the corner, but it works. The bathroom was serviceable but is in need of a refurbish. The whole place was kind of dark, even considering its almost winter.

Looks

Luana and her pictures don't quite match, a disappointment. Posting pictures of someone else is a pet peeve of mine (I don't care if it's a similar looking woman) and is why I give her a Neutral. Although Luana is nice and not bad looking, some of her pictures are of another woman. And I'm fairly certain it's a woman I used to see some years ago. She does not have flat abs by any stretch of the imagination. Her legs and other body parts are nowhere near as cut as in the pictures. And it isn't a thing where the pics are old -- Luana herself is not that old. Her breasts are silicone, similar to pictures, but different shape. In other words, misleading. The woman in the pictures is 9/10. Luana in real life is probably 6.5/10. Not cool.

The Meet

The service was fine. After paperwork and a quick shower, we started with some simple conversation, light kissing and a short discussion of likes and extras. She does A-level as long as you're not particularly well-endowed. We moved onto sex in a few different positions, but I lost interest cuz I was not happy that she wasn't what I was expecting. I told her I just wasn't into it. She was quite enthusiastic so I can't fault her service. I then asked for a massage and to be fair she gave me a decent massage. We chatted throughout. Her story is pretty normal - some international experience in various countries and has a day job that was interrupted by Covid19. She went from part-time escort to full-time until her day job resumes. She likes sex but isn't really that into the WG life.

Final Thoughts

Bottom line: Luana isn't bad. I'd actually say the experience was ok as she is enthusiastic and nice. However, the fact that some of her pictures are not really her (she is similar, but heavier and not quite the same shape) turned me off. Beware, her English is super basic.

bedhedred • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Useful. Sounds overpriced but then so do many of the Brazilians.
What would you say the owo was like? for £80 / hour makes her pricey versus another sp in that neck of the woods.

Saint.George • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

OWO was good but not great. She'll adjust her OWO technique as you like. She is relatively eager and easy to direct.

tergil

Reviewed on 15 Nov 2018

5/10

£50

near the station • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I saw Luana for a quick pump & dump. English not very good but I got it booked in the end. Place easy to find near the station.

Venue

Place easy to find near the station.

Looks

She has a great body, around 5'5" with big fake tits, nice curvy ass, obvious tanlines. Face was not all that good, nice long hair though.

The Meet

I enjoyed playing with her body, she sucked me OW which was enough to get me up. I tried RO/fingers but she did not allow. Then we fucked in mish, then doggy, then CG to finish. Wiped up and off I go into the night.

Final Thoughts

I had hoped for more with this punt. I had the time and money for an hour but with extras and no real idea whether she understood my questions or not I had a quickie. I liked her body especially fucking from behind but I will not return.

tomato sauce and waffles

Reviewed on 17 Sep 2018

7/10

£50 15m

hotel close to East Croydon station • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Her comms wasn't good. Took a while to respond to text or didn't respond at all and I had to call her. There was a delay getting her room number.

Venue

She's currently working in a hotel close to East Croydon station. Alternative is West Croydon station. I was able to get into the hotel discreetly. Her hotel room was clean and tidy. Big room with two beds. I was given clean towels for a shower.

Looks

She's the woman in the profile pictures, going by her body and hair. She's about 5'7" tall. Looked in the range of 27-35 years of age. She's around size 8-10. Thick body. Not much fat. Flat stomach. She had enhanced d-cup breasts. Felt and looked okay. Has a nice ass, that looked and felt natural to me. Facially, I thought she was average. Had blonde/silver dyed hair, with some black streaks.

The Meet

Started off with a OWO blowjob. It was wet, but not sloppy. Interchanged between oral and brief moments of handjob while fondling my balls. Made eye contact. Couldn't deep throat me. Then on to sex. I fucked her in missionary. She was okay with taking a pounding. Made the right noises. When I felt like cumming, I changed to doggy style. After that, I straddled on top of her and played with her tits, while she wanked me off and fondled my balls. I eventually came on her chest. OWO is included in the price. She charges £30 extra for CIM.

Final Thoughts

Apart from her being overly encouraging with me cumming (e.g. "you cumming baby"), had no issues with her. I found her friendly.

lewishamguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Nice one, been on my HL for a while