LotsOfFunxo – British Female Escort in Bristol city centre

Magicone

Reviewed on 27 Aug 2024

1/10

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I had seen a few mixed reviews but took the chance. I text the day before and arranged a time and the services I wanted for a in call mid morning. Several text back and forward to confirm the plan then travelled a considerable distance in the morning. Arrived a little early but didn’t want to pester until closer to the time. Text 20 mins before to say I was close and could either come then or at the agreed time if she shared the address, nothing came back. Checked website and she had been active that morning, phoned a couple of times and text but still nothing.

The Meet

Ended up leaving after waiting for 1/2hr and never heard back.

Final Thoughts

Time waster.

scutty brown • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

sounds like a repeat of her last review

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bdyno • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Her letting people down is a running theme through all her reviews...

Its a shame, she's sensibly priced, looks good and provides all the services I'd want, but she's just not worth the risk.

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JasonMason

Reviewed on 20 Aug 2024

3/10

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Booked a session with her this morning at 9:30am
Fired off a txt at 8:30 confirming the booking (including watersports which needs notice, obviously)

Nothing!

Drove to the postcode which is local to me, as I needed a few other bits and pieces in the locality anyway and still, absolutely nothing.

Looks

Shame really as she looks good in her profile but I seem to remember reading here on the directory that her comms can be flaky.....

Final Thoughts

JM 😢

scutty brown • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

that main portrait photo is scary..........the staring eyes and inflated mouth make her look like some kind of monster doll out of a horror film....female Chucky maybe?

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southcoastpunter • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

so you messaged her at 8.30am wanting a booking for 930am? did she actually confirm your booking or was it just "no reply, nothing"??

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JasonMason • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I actually booked late afternoon yesterday so I was hoping it would be OK.
Clearly I was wrong 😁

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bdyno • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Not sure why you'd expect anything else from this one. There are loads of similar reports here about her.

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Southwestben

Reviewed on 12 Jun 2024

5/10

£50 30m

near Cotham Hill • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Dropped her a text to arrange a 30min incall and got a reply within an hour or so. I couldn't make the timings work that day so got back in touch the following day to book in. All comms were quick and easy.

Venue

She works out of a basement flat near Cotham Hill. Entrance is in the front garden and then down some stairs, I felt a little exposed as I walked in the gate as there were people working from home in the neighbours from room but once you're down the steps you're pretty well hidden. Once in the flat is pretty grotty. Lots of mess, curtains hanging off the wall, a bit of mould on some of the walls (common in these basement flats is guess). The bed was unmade and to be honest it was a bit of a shit tip.

Looks

Physically she's short and pretty large. She's a BBW and I wouldn't say her pictures are particularly accurate. They are deffo her but with filters on and very very flattering angles. In real life I would say she's bigger and not as anywhere near as attractive as that pic on her profile. She's not really my type at all but I thought I would at least get to enjoy some huge tits for £50. She has a very friendly demeanour, welcomed me in, apologised for the mess etc, perfectly nice to chat to but not physically my cup of tea at all really. She's quite good with the dirty talk while you're fucking her which was deffo a bonus otherwise I think I may have struggled to pop.

The Meet

She gives pretty good head, lots of sucking and semi-deepthroating. She was very keen on me being very gentle with her tits, I wasn't squeezing them at all hard but she was saying 'be gentle darling' constantly even when I was just softly rubbing her nipples. I asked if she does Anal and she does but said she wasn't doing it today. After 5 mins of BJ she asked me if I wanted to fun her so on with the rubber and we started in doggy. Again here she kept saying 'not too deep' and 'not too hard' so I had to take it steady. After a few mins of this she turned onto her back and I fucked her in mish until I came. I bit of chat to pass the time and I left after about 25mins. Recon I was probably only fucking her for about 15mins.

Final Thoughts

All in all I would say she's not like her pictures but if you like BBW's or dont mind them she would be a very cost effective pump and dump. She's does 15min bookings too for just £25 so she's cheap as chips if you want to get your end away. Would I return? Personally no but if you're into bigger women I can imagine she would be a lot more appealing.

dickdaveoc • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I’ve seen her a few times, she used to be a nightmare to get hold of but decent when you got to see her. Proper dirty shag. Last time I saw her she’d dropped her rates but honestly it was bad, little more than a posh wank. For a £25 blow and go, probably worthwhile but personally I don’t think she worth visiting for anything more. Depends what floats your boat I guess.

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victor989 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Money is a bit tight at the moment so I was considering trying to book her as she is the cheapest WG in Bristol at the moment.
However the description of 'short and pretty large' has put me off as short. fat WG's are a turn-off for me. I had found her difficult
to book in the past. If it's easier now it suggests to me that her bookings are down.

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Jason1971 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Saw her today for a 15 blow and go...although she didn't tell me until I arrived. Place is a mess, she is a mess, recent book job so very bruised currently. Was glad to get out tbh. Her blowjob is OK but nowhere near the best I have had but she seems to think otherwise
Avoid would be my advice.

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Spurs8371

Reviewed on 03 Oct 2023

10/10

£60 30m

Adamsdown area of Cardiff • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

were all via text msg.

Venue

a modern flat in the Adamsdown area of Cardiff. The room was pleasant with a lovely ambiance.

Looks

she’s a very cute young lady with a cuddly figure, not skinny, but in no way fat. Lovely enhanced breasts, a nice bum, pussy and lovely sexy eyes. She’s very softly spoken with a Scottish accent with a calming approach that put me right at ease.

The Meet

on entering the flat, I was welcomed with a big hug and once the paperwork was sorted. I was asked to strip off and get comfortable on the bed. The room was pleasant with a lovely ambiance. Sacha was wearing lovely white lingerie which she began to stripping off in readiness for our session. The next 20mins were fantastic; Sacha does state on her profile “my oral skills are amazing’ – this, I can truly confirm. Lots of sloppy deepthroat OWO. Sacha took me whilst on my back, she then lay on the end of the bed for me to face fuck her from above. She then lay on her side and gave me more decent deepthroat OWO. Sacha asked if I’d like to do 69, I agreed, and she caressed my manhood with her hands and mouth whilst I returned the favour by stroking her beautiful pussy with my tongue. She seemed to enjoy this as she squirmed with joyous sounds as I brought her to a sudden climax. Following this Sacha jumped off me and moved between my legs and started performing more lovely slow OWO skills which finally got the better of me and I exploded with great satisfaction! Sacha cleaned me up and we chatted for a few minutes before dressing and saying my goodbyes.

Final Thoughts

This was an extremely professional service with a very friendly and sexy young lady – I will most definitely return in the future.

welshpunter17 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Surprised you got an answer!

Saw her years ago in Bristol and every time she's in Cardiff, she never responds 🤷

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Spurs8371 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Hi Welshpunter17, Sacha told me she always receives an extremely high volume of requests when visiting Cardiff.

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Curious Newcomer

Reviewed on 28 Apr 2023

5/10

£80 45m

Redland area of Bristol • Incall • Free parking

Do not recommend

Communications

Previously messaged about a booking only to have no response upon arrival but as I was already in Bristol that day and had a spare half hour before heading home I messaged last month and had a response pretty quickly with full details and a follow up text 15 minutes before the booking checking if I was still on for it.

Venue

Located in the Redland area of Bristol. Street parking nearby which is free after 5, or fairly cheap in the day. I imagine finding parking for an evening booking could be a challenge if those spaces fill up but mid-afternoon it was fine.

Looks

Sacha is fairly attractive but most definitely Scottish despite her profile now saying she's English. I liked the accent.

The Meet

Standard hiding behind the door upon arrival, quick chat in which she told me that she didn't do any kissing and that various parts were very sensitive (no problem at all with that), then a quick shower and back to the bedroom. I let Sacha lead for most of it and spent most of the time doing OWO (was offered with or without), which was decent but not spectacular. Ended in cowgirl.

Final Thoughts

Would describe the booking as professional but not particular personal or memorable. To be fair £80 is very cheap for Bristol now so I probably don't have any room to complain but I did walk away feeling regret rather than satisfaction, hence the neutral.

Yungpunt

Reviewed on 06 Feb 2023

5/10

40m

Accurate photos

Communications

Saw a little while ago. Sasha has been well reviewed so everyone should know what to expect looks-wise.

Looks

What I would say is that I was pleasantly surprised, her photos don't do her justice and I think she doesn't necessarily choose the most flattering ones to highlight.

The Meet

Everything seemed rushed. She started off by telling me she was very sensitive, so asked me not to suck on her tits, or go down on her. Touching was tolerated for a few minutes. Started with oral, which was nice and deep, then on to anal. This was good, but wanted me to then fuck her pussy. A bit of swapping between the two, then on to oral and I blew on her chest.

Final Thoughts

I don't seem to be having much lucky recently. Such a shame as expected more based on reviews from others here. Maybe we just didn't click. Won't be returning for a second visit.

B4bcock • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Did she change condoms between anal and vaginal penetration?

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Yungpunt • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Nope, same one through out.

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Jnorris999

Reviewed on 27 Jan 2023

8/10

£30 15m

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Sent a text if she was available at a time which was in 45 mins, instant reply saying yes. Sent postcode and told to message when outside. This I did and she sent instructions on how to proceed.

Looks

very chatty also has massive tits

The Meet

Walked in and very chatty also has massive tits. Sorted the paperwork out then got undressed and led on the bed. Very good BJ technique with good eye contact and a bit of rubbing on her tits. Finished in her throat then she went to the toilet to empty and I cleaned myself up. Bit of nice chat before leaving then left.

Final Thoughts

Money well spent.

Iloveoral • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for your first review and contribution to the site, greatly appreciated 🍻

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Jnorris999 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

First of many 🍻

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whiskeygogo

Reviewed on 20 Jan 2023

9/10

£50 30m

Bristol • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

This was a few weeks back, 30 minutes for £50. I have tried to book Sacha before, but she either didn't reply or went silent. This time she replied straight away and gave me a selection of times, booking process was then very easy, flat was easy to find and pretty discreet.

Venue

flat was easy to find and pretty discreet.

Looks

I thought Sasha was prettier than the pictures, she has massive boobs and ass as well.

The Meet

We did OWO and then 69, which she seemed to enjoy. Sex was reverse cow girl and then prone, with CIM at end, which she went to the bathroom to spit out. She did say at the beginning that no dfk only kissing on lips. Afterwards, we had a chat and she was really friendly, said it would be easier to book from now on.

Final Thoughts

In terms of value for money, you can't get any better in Bristol based on the services received, I thought she could have charged more.

Jonlove69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

So Scottish Sacha has now rebranded herself. She is now describing herself as English for some reason.

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bristolnick • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I noticed she did that awhile back, unless its here twin that took over after her multiple retirements!!

She is worth booking but is a mare to get hold of.

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Jonlove69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

It’s definitely her looking at the pics. Saw her last summer and she said she was going to retire in a couple of months 😁

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bristolnick • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yeah has been on about retiring for a few years. Decent bargain tho.

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Pedalwall

Reviewed on 19 Aug 2022

7/10

£60 30m

Clifton/Redland area • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Fancied an uncomplicated fuck as you do. Was up in Clifton/Redland area so took a chance of Sacha. Aware that she can be difficult to contact and flakey but sent off a text on the off chance. Responded with 5 minutes and meet arranged in the next 30 minutes.

Venue

Sacha works from basic basement flat accessed via quite steep outside steps.

Looks

Pictures true reflection – short and squat with big tits!

The Meet

Reliable if somewhat limited service. Opted for BJ, tit wank and fuck. All delivered in a professional manner. Came, cleaned up, dressed and on my way.

Final Thoughts

VFM – yes
Would I Recommend – yes but as long as you are aware of her limits and flakiness.
Would I return – yes when I want an uncomplicated P & D with no high expectations and have a back up plan.

MickeyBE • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Interesting pricing structure...
30 mins £60
60 mins £130

I think that I'll stay for 30 minutes, twice.

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bdyno • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Her half hour rate doesn't include anal & rimming. Used to state on her profile her hourly rate includes her full list.

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Jonlove69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yes that’s correct. She includes anal in the £130 👋

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Palace123 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

read a few reviews on here and don't remember anyone saying they had DFK...but it's on her profile. Very annoying when girls promote this knowing full well it's off-limits.

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bristolnick

Reviewed on 27 Jun 2022

8/10

£50 30m

Flat near the centre of Bristol on the back streets • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Arranged a last minute meet after getting the horn and sending out a few messages. She replied quite quickly and i popped on over. I've exchanged a few messages in the past and it ended up no where. Was pretty shocked i managed to get hold of her!

Venue

Flat near the centre of Bristol on the back streets. Its on street parking but you can find a place quite close.

Looks

She's been on the website for a while. Always tanned, great tits, fantastic ass and big lips

The Meet

stand groping and fingering, she sucked my cock and i went down on her. After that she got on top with some reverse cowgirl adnd i get a great view. Finished off in Doggy.

Final Thoughts

She's always worth a pump n dump if you can get hold of her. Not sure why she has changed from Scottish to English!!