x KinkyKristina x – British Female Escort in Lewisham

macdart

Reviewed on 28 Sep 2024

9/10

Met on 01 May 2023

£180 1h

A flat close to lewisham station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Gave her a message and was meeting her a couple of hours later. Easy communication. Let her know when nearby and buzzed in. Up to the top floor and given the behind the door treatment.

Venue

A flat close to lewisham station. Up to the top floor and given the behind the door treatment.

Looks

In my opinion she is a very good looking girl. Great set of tits on her.

The Meet

In my opinion she is a very good looking girl. Great set of tits on her. Was welcomed with a nice snog and offered a shower. I had to wait a bit for her to come back in to the room for a while. She did seem to have a bit of a strange demeanour about her, as if she was stoned. I have to say her owo is absolutely amazing. I very rarely cum during this but she achieved it after a lengthy spell on the 1st round. Nice chat with her during the break and then back into some more Dfk, owo and then on with the mac. Pounded away in a few position. Thoroughly enjoyed myself. I will visit again

Final Thoughts

Thoroughly enjoyed myself. I will visit again

pumps • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review.

And wow seeing her profile brings back memories of the good old days and I'm suprised she's still knocking about

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palatino

Reviewed on 30 Oct 2023

6/10

£150 1h

Lewisham station • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

I started making contact a few days before via text, reconfirmed on the morning, she always responded quickly and politely.

Venue

Venue is a pretty smart flat on the top floor of a modern tower, which does add to a good overall experience. You get precise directions by WhatsApp.

Looks

I think she’s quite a bit older than the stated age of 35; please don’t make me decide whether she’s 40 or 45. I think the pictures are of her, but a while ago and/or with beauty filters applied. I think this is the best representation: her stated height of 5'2" is probably correct, okay body, neither slim nor fat.

The Meet

solid performance of OWO, FK, Penetration (Protected), CIM included, cumming twice was no problem. She describes herself as friendly & welcoming/down to earth, and I think that’s fair. So don’t expect any fireworks - more like a hot water bottle?

Final Thoughts

Recommended? Yes Will I return? Possibly. I do admit I sound a bit lukewarm here. She’s a nice person and does a good job, but I don’t feel I will retain a lasting memory of her.

Paulie-W • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Very honest review .... Can you remember if she swallowed or not ?

Also is she definetly English ? A lot of Romanians about pretending to be British/Italian

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palatino • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

To be honest, I don't remember if she swallowed or not. There was no frenzied run into the bathroom, that much I recall.

She's a native speaker with a London accent, nothing Romanian or EE AFAIK.

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Sugarspike

Reviewed on 14 Jul 2022

7/10

£60 15m

Tower building, near Lewisham Station • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

Text, reply quite quickly.

Venue

Tower building, about 7min walk from Lewisham Station.

Looks

GND looking opend the door, friendly and chatty, she didn't make any effort dress wise but I was there for blow and go so it didn't matter to me.

The Meet

GND looking opend the door, friendly and chatty, she didn't make any effort dress wise but I was there for blow and go so it didn't matter to me. Nice blow, goes deep without hands but nothing special though. Finished in mouth and she got up to dispose. Pull up my trousers, kiss goodby and I was out.

Final Thoughts

Might need to come back for a longer session if I'm in the area again. Peace

palatino • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thank you for a concise report!
How big is she these days? Reading past reports, it looks like she had gained quite a bit of weight. Which pic represents her best, or what size do you reckon she is?
Thank you

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Sugarspike • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She was full but not fat. I would say she's size 12

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JackTheStripper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Hasn’t replied to a single message I’ve sent in the last year or more.

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Saltnpepper

Reviewed on 01 May 2021

9/10

Met on 21 Apr 2021

£60 15m

SE13 • SE13, Lewisham • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Straight forward few texts, agreed time and got location.

Venue

New apartment flat, high up the apartment was very clean.

Looks

Blonde, slim size 10 Big fake tits pretty girl, medium arse , she is petit everything is in proportion

The Meet

Kristina is a nice bubbly character on seeing a few reviews about her DT skills I said I must take a trip. On appearance I was quite surprised she looked really good was wearing a nice slim black pencil dress all you could see was her tits popping out. Was offered a drink and shower but declined as I was fresh and clean, exchanged paper work had a bit of chit chat then the punt started off with some FK and rolling around on the bed there was a bit of energy from both of us which really set the tempo tbf I only booked 15 min but never felt pressured from her regarding time I think the punt actually lasted a bit longer anyhow. After FK I went straight to the boobs you cant miss them and they are a good addition to Kristina, OWO was very good it lived up to the hype she started DT sloppy, saliva was everywhere, she even let me lay her head upside down on the edge of the bed and I happily face fucked her. The main event didn’t disappoint sex was in multiple positions all delivered with enthusiasm and gusto I wanted to give her a facial but didn’t make she rode me to climax. All in all in enjoyed my time. A shower and a bit of chit chat to finish off the punt I was off into the sunlight smiling.

Final Thoughts

Would I recommend: Yes , she is a good SP which has special DT powers lol Would I go back: For sure hopefully ill see her soon Any questions do ask.

puntingpumping1920 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She must be close to her 40s now

I saw her years ago.

Once in her old flat in Plumstead and second time when she moved to Lewisham

She wasn't a good GFE provider at the time

I hated her exaggerated fake moans

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Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yeah I'd agree she isn't a spring chicken anymore,,I would never have thought she would've had GFE on her menu. My time with her was all about The "fuck"

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Southerngent112 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She was on my hotlist YEARS ago; never got round to seeing her though...

I may give her a try for a 15min blow & go

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treadmill1 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

i have seen her on two occasions for hour punt and she has been excellent

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Dutchmaster

Reviewed on 23 Jul 2019

8/10

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

I texted her number on website site, she replied maybe an hour later, agreed date and time all by text

Venue

I got there using the tube, maybe 5 minutes walk to her place, which was a standard flat, it was clean inside

Looks

I found her attractive, but I have to say she’s bigger then the pictures on her website site, but personally this didn’t bother me.

The Meet

Shower offered and I took it, then started with kissing, good tongue action very enjoyable 😎 then I layed on the bed for owo, she was good I would say (10/10) I enjoyed it. Then I just wanted to fuck her, on with condom, and on with doggy, I did this for a bit then prone bone where I finished 🎉 Rested for a bit and had a bit of chat and she’s funny and can keep a conversation if that’s your thing, I made a move and started kissing her cos i wanted to start round 2, more kissing then owo and finished in her mouth 🎉 🎉 this is something I enjoy in a punt.

Final Thoughts

Overall I was happy how it went, she’s pleasant and had a good attitude.

Alexis12 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for this. I've been lurking for a long time (#1 sin I know!) Looking for a first (non civvie) time with. I think she might end up being the one. 🎉

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oneeyesnake

Reviewed on 16 Jun 2019

10/10

£80 30m

Lewisham • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

KinkyKristina based in Lewisham decent flat no issues with Comms.

Venue

decent flat no issues

Looks

She looks a little older then her pics on her profile I think she is originally from the midlands friendly and provides a very good service.

The Meet

She looks a little older then her pics on her profile I think she is originally from the midlands friendly and provides a very good service. Unfortunately for me I overdid it with the delay cream so 35 minutes of sucking and forcing it down her throat didn’t result in cim but 10/10 for her efforts. She took it all licked sucked spat gagged I was not after a fuck this time just a good bj. Definitely will see her again had a Taste of her Pussy while was busy drooling 🙄 🙄 Try for a fuck and cim next time

Final Thoughts

Definitely will see her again had a Taste of her Pussy while was busy drooling 🙄 🙄 Try for a fuck and cim next time

oneeyesnake • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the review. One question, how far is she from the rail station?

OES

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Dogsssss • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She is around 5-10 minutes walk from the rail way station. I drove down looking at the maps she is fairly close

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oneeyesnake • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Brilliant, will have to try out the SP.
Thanks,
OES

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SouthLONDON

Reviewed on 07 Apr 2019

8/10

£140 1h

4 mins from Lewisham station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Called her to make an appointment Booked for 1 hour £140 .

Venue

Her place is at the top floor in a block of apartments. Her place is clean .

Looks

She's 5'2 and she is pretty. She had big faked boobs. Age around 30-31

The Meet

she got me red bull. We undressed she kissed me DFK. She went down gave me OWO nice and deep with the right amount of spit DT, lots of eye contact I cum in her mouth after few minutes. She cleaned me up with wet wipe. She went to the bathroom to have a quick wash. She came back after 1-2 mins. We had a chat then round 2, she gave me OWO got me hard after 10 mins, mish and doggy it last for more than 20 mins cum in condom. Both of us were sweating. I had a quick shower . We had a chat I stayed there bit more than 1 hour. She kissed me goodbye

Mightier Than

Reviewed on 14 Oct 2018

8/10

£80 30m

Lewisham station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Meeting arranged by text. Flat 2 mins walk from Lewisham station.

Venue

Flat 2 mins walk from Lewisham station.

Looks

Kristina's short, profile says 5'2" but definitely chubbier. Reasonably attractive, looks late 20s. She's got a very friendly and bubbly personality – and a very loud voice as other punters have reported.

The Meet

Greeted with a very passionate kiss on arrival. Kristina's short, profile says 5'2" but definitely chubbier. Reasonably attractive, looks late 20s. She's got a very friendly and bubbly personality – and a very loud voice as other punters have reported. I found 2 ways to keep her quiet – FK and DT. I was after a DT&FF session, so after the shower she got straight on her knees and started, and gradually eased my cock down her throat. She struggled with the last ½”, saying I have a thick end, and if it had been a bit thinner could easily manage much longer than my 7”. We tried several different positions, and she did plenty of variety including licking up the shaft, concentrating on just the tip, and going back down full length. I played with her pussy at one point, but she doesn't allow fingers inside. Then she got into the classic head dangling over the bed position for face fucking. Again she struggled with the last ½”, but was happy for me to try and get it ll the way down, which she managed several times. Condom on, and she climbed aboard, bending down for more FK. Then me on top. I wanted CIM, so off with the mac for more DT. She doesn't swallow, and doesn't do cum in back of the throat, so I pulled back leaving just the end in her mouth and dumped my load.

Final Thoughts

A good session. If she lost a bit of weight she'd be much more attractive to me. Definitely one I'll return to if I'm in the area.

aanimator • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review, added to the HL for DT

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Devo

Reviewed on 28 Jun 2018

7/10

£90 45m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

She was great on the comms and fitted me in with only 30mins notice.

Venue

Apartment is modern, tidy, air con and with a super clean en suite with all the men’s products. A nice touch.

Looks

I’ve seen her before so knew what to expect but my main warning is she is not as advertised lookwise. She is much larger than the photos suggest and has gotten even bigger since I last saw her (some 18 months ago) although on the plus her tits are very full and huge.

The Meet

Service wise though she’s as fun as ever. What she lacks in breadth she makes up for in depth. And by depth I mean she’ll practically inhale your cock during Owo. Super sloppy, spit running down her chin and my shaft, gagging interspersed with some light dirt talk. No probs with DFK and attention to balls. Managed 2 pops and she was committed to getting me off. Didn’t bother with fucking her as oral was too good.

Final Thoughts

Limited services and 16ish dress size may put some off but for those that are looking for some intense oral and not fussy on looks I think she’s hard to beat for the cash. I think she’s part time now so availability is more limited to evenings only (I think!).

Skyjuice1000

Reviewed on 08 Jun 2018

8/10

£70 30m

lewisham • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Venue

nice flat in lewisham

Looks

Fake tits but not stupidly big, quite nice actually
Big ass
Never seen her fully naked as she keeps this black skirt type thing she wears on so not really sure what her belly looks like

The Meet

Personality: she is very friendly and chatty. very loud voice lool...you'll know what I mean when you see her 😂

Service
OWO: this is actually quite light and could do with being a bit firmer

DT/Gagging/Face Fucking: She manages to get reasonably deep, literally fucks her own throat with your cock which eventually leads to lots of spit and bubbles building up. It really is like one of those ridiculous porno bj
she dosent like her head/hair being held and would gently move them off whenever I tried to push it down

Happy to try different position, her lying upside down and having her throat fucked, on her knees etc etc

Doggy/Prone Bone: She has meat on her in a good way and has a good body for sex. No complaints with hitting it hard

Mish
Cow girl
Reverse Cowgirl(Squatting)
CIM

Final Thoughts

shes a soild punt
would return and would recommend

king tarzan • 08 Jun 2018, 14:22

Decent looker

But fake knockers 🤦 🤦 🤦

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Skyjuice1000 • 10 Jun 2018, 16:03

She a good girl been on the game a few years now I had her about 4 years ago she was good nice personality I went back for another punt with her a few months later and again she was fun but just a little scripted, stuff like look how you’ve made my nipples nice and hard like bullets it was good when she said it on th first meet but when she said the Sam thing in the same way 4 months later it made me see the session for what it truly was, but all in all for a one off or once in a while she’s good.

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