Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Couples
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
£90 20m
In between Princes Street and Fountainbridge • Incall • Parking available
Do not recommend
Sent a text with a time and what I was after. A few texts back and forth and a meet was arranged.
In between Princes Street and Fountainbridge. Paid parking if you can find it but walking distance from Princes Street etc.
Age is hard to tell with Thais but I would say between 35-45. She's tiny at about 5ft. A bit of a tummy and average looking face. Big natural tits which was the only highlight. Her English is fluent so no issues with any language barrier.
I should have listened to the previous reviews and saved my money! I messaged when I arrived and she was taking her time to message back so I was walking about and turning back waiting for a door number which wasn't ideal. I got in, paid the money and she disappeared for about 2 minutes! Light peck on the lips but that's all that was allowed. Uncovered BJ which was the worse I've ever had. Didn't get beyond the head and was going far too fast to get any pleasure out of it! About 30 seconds later she asked if I was ready for sex. She's on top and instantly going fast trying to get me to cum. I then go on top and all she done was fake noises, even when I wasn't doing anything. Her alarm then goes off and she says time is up. I knew that it wasn't 30 minutes but I just wanted it to end so got changed and out of there. I checked the time when I left and I was only there for 20 minutes.
I should have listened to the previous reviews and saved my money!
Solly Street • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
This meet took place on the Saturday just gone. She has since moved to Rugy/Coventry area.
Venue - some student flats on Solly Street. Decent enough place although a bit tricky to find and parking isn't great around there.
Girl - she is the girl in the photos. Having read other reviews, there seems to be a bit of disagreement over how to describe her. As often is the case, the truth probably likes somewhere in the middle. I've seen her age described from 20 to 40 ( I would say somewhere inbetween is probably more accurate ) and her body as being fit or not so much in great shape. I would say she has a little bit of a tummy but I wouldn't say she was fat or even tubby. She is a pretty lass and, in fairness, I was tempted by her rack which was not disappointing, her boobs being large, smooth, and soft.
I've given it a green but it would be a light green. There was no kissing which, as I have pointed out in other reviews, is getting more common and often leaves me leaning towards either a grey or a light green, or occasionally even a red. Her redeeming qualities were her friendly nature, a really good massage, and those boobs. It's been a while since I've had a play with a pair that large and shapely and this is probably what moved this meet from a grey to a green. Sex was in missionary and cowgirl.
Would I return? Possibly, although this is not my usual stomping ground. I'm willing to go a bit further afield every now and again but I think I would perhaps be more tempted to visit Ellie again if she was closer and I have to admit there are other girls I would like to try so it might be a case of whether or not there were other girls in town.
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£80 10m
Loughborough • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Comms were initially text messages, but Ellie called me with the street address and property number when I messaged to say that I had arrived. Ellie also messaged me 2 hours after the punt to say "Thank you" so punters wary of receiving unexpected messages should be mindful.
A basement flat in Loughborough. I think this will be a familiar location to many as it seems to be a popular haunt for Thai escorts. You have to traverse a backyard driveway and then climb down a set of stairs to access the main door. It's not the most comfortable of entrances, but the flat itself is fine.
Ellie is in her late 30s/early 40s and I didn't find her remotely attractive. Her pictures are not an accurate reflection of how she looks, namely as they conceal a tummy that closely resembles a bag of washing, and while her arse looks voluptuous in the photos, it's decidedly more flat in real life.
We laid on the bed and Ellie straddled and gyrated against me as I fondled her tits, which are natural DDs and were the only highlight of the meet. Ellie started to kiss me, which was more LFK than DFK, but I really struggled to get erect. I even closed my eyes and tried to trick my brain into forgetting the folds of fat that were rubbing against me, but it didn't work. There was no part of her body, beyond her tits, that I found attractive so I called an end to the meet. I said I felt unwell and made a brisk exit — I was in and out within 10 minutes.
2/10. Would I return? No. I take full blame for this as I should have paid closer attention to previous reviews + walked when I saw her. On the plus side, I ordered some king prawn in oyster sauce from the establishment across the street and it was fantastic. A generous portion and incredibly flavoursome.
Thanks for the review, most useful. Was contemplating a visit but was in two minds. Removed her from my hotlist.
Thats 2 of us
Thanks op
£70 30m
Stafford • Incall • Free parking
Accurate photos
Agreed 30 minutes for £70 by text. Parked for free at nearby retail park and Ellie sent the house number (5 minutes walk from car).
Room was spacious and comfortable.
a real pocket rocket, definitely her in the photos, mid 20s and great figure with large natural breasts, long hair and pretty face.
Very pleased to see Ellie when she opened the back door – a real pocket rocket, definitely her in the photos, mid 20s and great figure with large natural breasts, long hair and pretty face. Ellie led me upstairs. Room was spacious and comfortable. Session started with me face down on the double bed and Ellie massaging my legs. To be honest it wasn’t great so after 5 minutes got her to swap places. Unprompted she lay on her back, hand under each knee, and pulled her legs up and wide to give me access to her pussy. She is clean shaven. No fingering allowed but she was soon wet with my massage and licking…. accompanied with lots of her fake moaning. Put on the condom and started in missionary, followed by doggy, speedbump and more mish. Lots more fake moaning which then developed into repeated urging me to cum and frantic grinding of her hips obviously designed to make me cum asap. Ellie was keen to get on top and ride me. I delayed cos I knew I would not last long. I eventually agreed and what a magnificent sight she was. Soon I was almost cumming. I asked her to slow down but instead she speeded up with more grinding down on me which was a bit uncomfortable, but she succeeded in make me cum. I glanced at her phone on the bedside table and saw we were 20 minutes into the meet. After cleaning up Ellie sat on the edge of the bed and we chatted for another 5 mins or so before it was time to dress. The sex had started off well. Overall, 15 minutes of good sex, topped and tailed with massage and friendly banter, in a 30 minute meet would have been satisfactory, but the action was spoilt by her trying to rush me. Ellie is a beautiful girl and all through the meet she was very smiley and giggly which was, at least, a great improvement on my other recent encounters with Thai SPs. Her English is not great but she talked a lot which I quite enjoyed. The reason for the Neutral review was her rushing me to cum.
Ellie is a beautiful girl and all through the meet she was very smiley and giggly which was, at least, a great improvement on my other recent encounters with Thai SPs. Her English is not great but she talked a lot which I quite enjoyed. The reason for the Neutral review was her rushing me to cum.
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£90 30m
Derby city centre • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
I debated with myself about this neutral, whether it was actually a mild positive. I met Ellie last Friday, 30 minutes for £70 + £20 for owo.
big apartment block in the city centre with a handy carpark next door.
Absolutely gorgeous. Slim, large natural and pert breasts and very pretty.
Got up to the same flat, and was ushered in. First thing to say, and contrary to almost every experience I’ve had to date, Ellie was much better than her photos. Absolutely gorgeous. Slim, large natural and pert breasts and very pretty. Like Celita she spoke very little English but got by with actions. Was asked to strip lie down, and then what proceeded was a frankly terrible massage. I always think with these Thai girls that if the sesh is a bit crap, at least I walk away having had a half decent massage. She used baby oil and just rubbed her hands up and down my back, absolutely no skills. She did stop briefly to deal with her mobile, a pet hate of mine. Was asked to turn over, and I got to admire her in full, and perked up again. She started with the OWO and it was ok, average, nothing to write home about. I asked for reverse oral and she agreed, her pussy was fresh and before long I had her moaning, but couldn’t get her over the line. Finished that to get into the sex, condom on, and then another pet hate she got the lube out, despite having left her very wet. Into mish, felt good, sadly no kissing but none expected, her phone started ringing but we carried on ignoring it. Then into cowboy and she rode me to completion.
In summary, it was a fairly average punt with some annoyances, but with a stunner. I think the massage just pushes this south of a positive. She’s around for another week in Derby.
Forgot to add, age not specified but I would go with mid-late 20s.
Good fair review matey, I gave her a neutral also (when she was Elsa)
I got the alarm thing too, I argued it was wrong and shown her when I called outside was only 20 odd mins ago obviously that killed the mood.
With some free time but lacking in options I went back to see Ellie just before Christmas. She was in a different location in Derby and in a very good mood, very perky, singing and dancing around. I had a feeling this was going to be a better session.
It was largely the same but with key improvements. The terrible massage only lasted a few minutes before we got to the good stuff. I had forgotten from the first time just how hot she is. There was no phone usage. Followed the previous session however this time my reverse oral did get her over the line, moaning and thrashing, was very arousing. Onto sex she motioned to use the lube but I told her she was soaking down there and so we went without lube. Throughout she was very smiley which made a difference, she has a great smile.
I think had this been my initial experience I would have rated her a justifiable positive (despite the 'massage'). Whether these differences were happenchance or she has learned from experiences I don’t know. Worth bearing in mind.
£90 30m
Incall
Do not recommend
Originally was going to skip as I was quoted £70 plus £20 owo on my stand for fair price and inclusive blowjobs 🤪 well that lasted a whole day this week mainly based on fuck all worth looking at or available, I spent hours trying to get a meet to a massive fail Monday so Tuesday just went for it.
The girl is nice, very short and “cuddly” big natural boobs to suit.
The girl is nice, very short and “cuddly” big natural boobs to suit. Kissing wasn't allowed at the start, the blowjob wasn’t deep mainly just head but was acceptable at best. Sex was just mish, doggy, speedbump and lots of rotation between the 3, she was fine with this. All good and I would say I’d call it a soft positive at this point. The alarm goes off on her phone, is this a thing now as it’s happened twice now with Thais in a week, I click her phone off not realising it was about my time, she says need to finish, time up, I say no it’s not, I sent a text saying I was here 21 mins ago, so 9 mins left, oh she says and we continue but I’ve started to loose wood now, I try to resume and have a good pump to get me over the line but I’m to far limp, I start wanting and ask her to suck it and she does, as her to lick my balls as I take over wanking duties before returning it to her mouth just simply asking can you suck again, might have forgot to mention cim 😁
So I’m thinking I’m bordering neutral - positive here, hmmm decisions, what forced it into the grey For me was she got a wipe for me to clean up, then cleaned her tongue with a wet wipe, I’m thinking she will shower anyway? I ask to use the bathroom to wash hands, cock etc she nips in washes her hands and is dressed again for the next punter, at this point I’m thinking 🤮 Now I could be a mile out as once I’ve left she could have cleaned up properly but I’ve never seen a tongue wet wiped to remove jizz
Nice review, thanks - seems like a fair rating. But all I can think about now is how awful it must taste to rub a wet wipe over your tongue! 🤮
She just turned around and spat my jazz in the bin, not even a bathroom run
Thanks for saving another waste of time. Back to Barbie!
I guess no kissing was a good idea in the end!!!!
£70 30m
not far from City's ground • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
So, after trying and failing miserably to arrange a punt with Rihanna Thai in Salford, I stumbled on Hot Thai Elsa.... Not much on here except for one neg review but reading through it, I thought Id take a chance. Comms were quick and she texted me a very familiar post code not far from City's ground. I've been here a few times this year and its the same flat as used by many of the touring Thais.
I've been here a few times this year and its the same flat as used by many of the touring Thais.
First impressions were very, very good....she's only a tiny thing, 5ft if that, beautifully made up and much better looking than her profile pictures. She's dressed in pink hot pants with matching crop top....fuck me what a body and her make up was immaculate.
Money handed over she placed it on the side table and asked if I wanted a massage but I politely refused which made her giggle, with a sexy look in her eye she started to undress me and we were off. OW, then onto sex in Mish, then doggy but I had to stop after 10 minutes as I could feel myself getting close, something that very rarely happens these days but fuck me this girl was so fit I had to pull out so I went down on her until I recovered my composure. She was spotlessly clean, I slipped a couple of fingers in and she seened to love it.....into CG and time to play with her fabulous tits...., for her size she's got a great pair of natural tits, unfortunately that, and her tight fanny had me cumming sooner than I would have liked. A quick clean up and I'm off happy as Larry.
Well, I really, really enjoyed myself with this one, She's very petite with a great body, not much in the way of Kissing, only a few, brief lip bites but she made up for this by putting in a decent shift with lots of eye contact, she took a couple of fingers and enjoyed being rimmed. The only downside was some very annoying and over the top moans and constant ' Yeah Baby' at the beginning but these died down after she got into it, but overall , a great punt and I'll be revisiting next time she up Manchester way.
Looks good, thanks for share 👍
Cheers Frank. Glad you enjoyed. Judging by the photos you got a fitter girl than Rihanna. Lack of kissing puts this lass on the 'maybe' list rather than 'must do' for me though.
She looks stunning.
I don’t why I’ve not tried the Thai ladies. I’ve got to dip my toe in soon.
Cheers Frank.
Forgot to mention the meet happend within the last month.