TS-AREEYA – Thai Shemale Escort in Brighton

Reviews

1 TOTAL REVIEWS

4.0/10

AVERAGE RATING

Excalibur

Reviewed on 18 Dec 2022

4/10

£120

bottom of Kemp Town not too far from the pier in the gay quarter • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

I've been on a punting sabbatical for 18 months but felt the need to re-engage. Was in two minds with seeing a TS or GG in the end TS won and with the dire state of talent in Brighton Petal was the "lucky" one.

First off she's fussy who she will see. I had to pass a number of text based questions regarding age, nationality etc. Then she wanted me to send a picture - not doing that but in the end we had a video chat. I couldn't see her face mind. Passed that exam but there was more to follow.

Venue

She lives in a tiny studio apartment. Clean.

Looks

She is the girl in the pics but disregard the professional studio pics. Lean as fuck and a rock hard body, big false tits obvs.

The Meet

I was given the direction to the bottom of Kemp Town not too far from the pier in the gay quarter and was told to stand outside a particular establishment. Basically she comes out her place to physically check you out then rings you with a "Hi, I'm behind you" call. You are then led on a short walk down a side street to her gaff. Talk about uncomfortable - I mean following a TS prossie around the streets of Brighton FFS.

She lives in a tiny studio apartment. Clean. She is the girl in the pics but disregard the professional studio pics. Lean as fuck and a rock hard body, big false tits obvs. Think I paid £120, OW - I asked OWO but was told next time. She jumped on cowgirl/cowboy and it was pleasurable. However I'm a Top and Bottom kinda a guy so to kick off I performed OWO on her but this were things go down hill. I'm no BJ giving expert but I'm also not a newbie - but couldn't resuscitate her cock. Long and short is that she can't top because she's on hormones.

Hmmm, so not really fully functional then as per the advert. In fact fucking fully dis-functional. She did manage to give me a Facial/CIM combo but it was with a flaccid cock. Spud juice too.

Final Thoughts

To me a TS without a boner is fukin useless. Ok you can top her but you can do that with a GG ( genuine girl) and my cock can't tell the difference between a GG and TS ass hole. Might as well have a GG with real tits and three holes.

j4247 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review.

Did you find her attractive? Feminine?

Did she make excuses for the lack of boner? Reading her cam reviews it suggests she can get hard. Maybe she'd already had a few sessions that day 😠

Excalibur • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yeah, there was nothing off putting about her facially and was a pretty convincing 'Girl'. I'm pretty fussy when it comes to TS and I like them to look, well like women 👍 which is why I steer towards Thai TS as I find them more convincing. As far as excuses are concerned she told me she was on hormones that result in boner problems. I take your point on her batteries being low if she's had a lot of usage but I get the impression she is low volume. Certainly her screening suggests that. I don't think I read her feedback - I don't to much attention to it. Perhaps I'm a munter and a more hamsun man could get some serious hardwood.

j4247 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Cheers. Sounds like one to avoid then